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12-11-05, 06:15 PM
There's a thread on ebaumsworld forums where this kid's asking people for advice because he's about to get beat up by a group of like 8-10 other kids in high school... Well.. this is what happens when a 16 year old goes to other 16 year olds online for advice.
I thought the eyeball one was the funniest one.
You aint Bruce Lee and your life aint no film, you dont beat one while the other waits for director of stunts to yell action. 10 people will beat your ass down. Get yourself a gun.
Ok have something that can defend you, and when they are walkin towards you, run into someplace narrow so that number will get decreased
strap a bomb to your chest, and while holding the trigger in youR hand, start running towards them screaming "I HAVE A BOMB!"
A baton? What are you, some kind of cheerleader?
Bring a grenade.
attack the guy you pointed at and just gnash your teeth and bite, suck out eyeballs
Why don't you just go around, all stealth like, and execute every single one of them before they go to attack you.
Kill one of them before hand, hack his head off, then when the group swarm you, pull out the head and start screaming like crazy. It gets em everytime.
Sit in a chair facing the front door, carry a shotgun. If anyone steps one foot inside, blow.there.face.off.
If they surround you, spin around in circles with your machete so they have to back off.
Don't fight em'
Tell them to meet you at a parking lot at 5:00
Wait in your car out of sight until you see them grouped up.
Run them over.
Put drugs in their lockers.
new idea: Get a bunch of play-doh and stick it to your chest. Put a wire and stuff and claim its C4
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.
I have a real tip for you. I have done it many times before and it is without fail. Tell them to meet you somewhere to fight, like a park. Get there early and cover yourself in feces. Smear it all over your face, and make sure they can't even see your skin. When they come, Jump from a tree of hiding spot and when they see you naked crap covered body it is over.
I think you should start doing sphincter stretching exercises.
It will help when you thrown in prison for murder or attempted murder.
you know this sounds stupid but go to the police or some crap. try and avoid using weapons at all costs, you will highly regret it im sure. you will either kill someone or be killed with your own weapon, both are not cool things to happen, and seeing how your 15 as well...... just forget weapons.
When they are all standing there, pick one, and bite his ear off before he even has time to think.
u kno your f****d, when your asking advice on the internet...
you can come dressed as Ryu from Street Fighter and I'm sure they'll back down.
I thought the eyeball one was the funniest one.
You aint Bruce Lee and your life aint no film, you dont beat one while the other waits for director of stunts to yell action. 10 people will beat your ass down. Get yourself a gun.
Ok have something that can defend you, and when they are walkin towards you, run into someplace narrow so that number will get decreased
strap a bomb to your chest, and while holding the trigger in youR hand, start running towards them screaming "I HAVE A BOMB!"
A baton? What are you, some kind of cheerleader?
Bring a grenade.
attack the guy you pointed at and just gnash your teeth and bite, suck out eyeballs
Why don't you just go around, all stealth like, and execute every single one of them before they go to attack you.
Kill one of them before hand, hack his head off, then when the group swarm you, pull out the head and start screaming like crazy. It gets em everytime.
Sit in a chair facing the front door, carry a shotgun. If anyone steps one foot inside, blow.there.face.off.
If they surround you, spin around in circles with your machete so they have to back off.
Don't fight em'
Tell them to meet you at a parking lot at 5:00
Wait in your car out of sight until you see them grouped up.
Run them over.
Put drugs in their lockers.
new idea: Get a bunch of play-doh and stick it to your chest. Put a wire and stuff and claim its C4
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.
I have a real tip for you. I have done it many times before and it is without fail. Tell them to meet you somewhere to fight, like a park. Get there early and cover yourself in feces. Smear it all over your face, and make sure they can't even see your skin. When they come, Jump from a tree of hiding spot and when they see you naked crap covered body it is over.
I think you should start doing sphincter stretching exercises.
It will help when you thrown in prison for murder or attempted murder.
you know this sounds stupid but go to the police or some crap. try and avoid using weapons at all costs, you will highly regret it im sure. you will either kill someone or be killed with your own weapon, both are not cool things to happen, and seeing how your 15 as well...... just forget weapons.
When they are all standing there, pick one, and bite his ear off before he even has time to think.
u kno your f****d, when your asking advice on the internet...
you can come dressed as Ryu from Street Fighter and I'm sure they'll back down.