General Cycling Discussion - My Other Career

Wow, I think I've found my callin' Pete and Fubar! Of course, I thought my other career would be behind some coffee bar, since I practically need an IV for my coffee! :D

Hey, does that mean, I've got to sign up for beauty school now?? Of course, I'll just end up ditchin' the "perm" and "color" class, and end up a "beauty school dropout". ;)

Technogirl,

Just be v-e-r-y careful with that razor! :eek:

Cool!!! can I be a drop out too?:beer:

We aughta start some kinda cyclist hair style. You know what I mean? Punks spike their hair, wierdo's have long hair, and rappers dye their hair. So what do cyclists do? A fad could come of this thead..

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd prefer a hairstyle that has significant amounts of grey in it. That way I'm already in the groove.

c~
(I'd rather it turn grey than turn loose...)

Yeah, I suppose, I'll have to watch out with the razor's Pete. Don't worry, I won't cut y'all--MUCH!:p

Hey, if anything if I do cut 'ya, i'll charge 'ya half-price! BAHHHHAAA! (SpongeBob Laugh there...)

Sure, Fubar, you can be a "beauty school drop out" like me...we can hang out at the assistant's cappucino/beverage class. That IS a requirement you know... :D

Cappucino/Beverage class? Yahoo!!! Count me in! sounds like my class...:eek:

ahem..class...CLASS..."thank you"...hey t.g you sure you aint M.giove ??? (LOL).....-Buddy.

So Technogirl, besides drinking cappucino 24/7 what do you actually do?

yeah, Fubar and Hogwild, official biker's haircut? I suppose it would have to be something suitable for "Helmet" Hair. :D

I haven't had my head shaved yet--don't think that's gonna happen, but I agree with SPIKES!! ;)


Sorry, Buddy, i'm kinda dense in bike lingo--what's "M.giove"?


As far as what I do 24/7, hmm...it's gotta be either running/riding/ feeding my addiction to this darn forum!!! Oh yeah, forgot I do this thing called work, too.

Originally posted by technogirl
As far as what I do 24/7, hmm...it's gotta be either running/riding/ feeding my addiction to this darn forum!!! Oh yeah, forgot I do this thing called work, too.
Oh, yeah, "work!" That's right, thanks for reminding me, Technogirl. I almost forgot! ;)

T.G, Missy Giove is a pro downhiller, wears a dead pirahna on a chain round her neck.....

Missy is now currently riding an Orange downhill MTB!!!!

Good news for British MTB manufacturers!!! :cool:

Rich :thumbup:

Missy is now currently riding an Orange downhill MTB!!!!

Good news for British MTB manufacturers!!! :cool:

Check them out on www.orangebikes.co.uk

Rich :thumbup:

Hey, Buddy, nope I'm definitely not Missy, coz I don't have the vicious fish around my neck, nor the cool MTB! :D

Although, I've been told by my best friend (my hubby-- yeah, it's true, who else would I argue with?) that I do offend sometimes after I've done a hard ride from the grocery store.

My family does spend time with me (I'm a busy kinda slacker girl), so that keeps me busy as well.

I wish I could drink and hang out the coffee bar 24/7, but you know, I get kinda jittery after dinner, and I can't sleep--so now I limit myself to a cup in the morning and maybe late in the afternoon. Well, you know, I started that addiction in college when they used to offer tons-o-free coffee during finals week. :D

My helmet hair makes a nice statement. The ridges in my helmet give what little hair I have kind of a Mohawk effect. I kind of like it, but Rainbabe makes me comb it out before going out in public. She also hates when I walk around in my road shoes. Those big Look cleats make a nice cloppy sound, like a horsey.

Hey, a dead fish around the neck sounds like a possible solution to the odor thing we were talking about.
Rainman

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, Rainman...just ANOTHER reason for people to avoid me! ;)

BTW, I like the sound of the clip-clop bike shoes--am I more crazy or what? Okay, don't answer that one... :D

Servus Rainman,

I feel your pain, brother! I am forbidden to wear my shoes in the house and my wife really gets grouchy when I insist on wearing my beat up old sunhat in public when we stop at a café. Helmet hair is the greatest! I actually sprayed hair spray into it for halloween befor heading to the pub for the party. No one could guess how I did it...

As for the dead fish, mojo is one of the most important safety features I wear. Forgot to put it on, offended the gods, and was spit head-frist into a mud puddle about 3 meters deep for my hubris.