General Cycling Discussion - Anyone get a package that smells like weed?

Was in the middle of installing a new light that I got from a certain online retailer (name not used to protect the guilty), and I went "what's that smell?" Smells like pot. Hey roommate, do my hands smell like pot? "yep"

Lol...just had to share.

Jim

edit: I KNOW it wasn't me...haven't done that since high school :D

dude, do tell! I'd order from them! so long as it wasn't dirt :P

They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.

They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.
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this is your computer. put down the joint and go get some fresh air. we don't believe it wasn't you for a second.

Rumor has it these guys escaped from Berkeley and Norbert the Nark in 1972 and have resurfaced in Oregon running an online bike shophttp://www.mrlee.com/images/index/Freaks.jpg

Do you know why NORML never accomplished getting marijuana legalized?

Don't know. How would I tell?

I brought my car in to get new tires. I came back just in time to see the mechanic peel out of the parking lot (with my new tires). Supposedly he went for a test drive to make sure the alignment was good. 35 minutes later, the guy comes back, gets out of the car and hands me the keys. I open the car door and almost get slammed by the reeking smell of that burning weed. I was livid. I took care of that one. You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up.

You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up....

...and not even offer me a hit!




Don't know. How would I tell?

They forgot where they put the petitions. http://images.dvdtalk.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

They forgot where they put the petitions.:roflmao:

I brought my car in to get new tires. I came back just in time to see the mechanic peel out of the parking lot (with my new tires). Supposedly he went for a test drive to make sure the alignment was good. 35 minutes later, the guy comes back, gets out of the car and hands me the keys. I open the car door and almost get slammed by the reeking smell of that burning weed. I was livid. I took care of that one. You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up.
Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.

Yes, where the heck is my bike light? :)

(Title sort of makes it sound like someone got your "package" by mistake)

They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.

i've never tried it, but have heard that works pretty well :D

nice NORML joke, btw... ya bastids! j/k *snicker* I'm a member of Oregon NORML :B But methinks the MPP has done more for marijuana legislation than NORML :P But this ain't no contest! Let's get baked!!

Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.


C'mon! Everyone knows when you leave the nub of a fattie in the ashtray, it's a tip for the mechanic/valet that says don't f*ck up my ride.

C'mon! Everyone knows when you leave the nub of a fattie in the ashtray, it's a tip for the mechanic/valet that says don't f*ck up my ride.
I wasn't thinking that way at the time, but now that you mention it... :)

Step away from the bong and take it to the "Foo" forum :rolleyes: :D

Just when I buy weed.

Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.

Please tell me you reported it to the police! :D

Officer, a package arrived at my house today and it smelled like weed.
Officer: And son just how would you know what weed smelled like? Son, we're gonna have to arrest you.

"Dave's Not Here"

"Dave's Not Here"

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+1

Where is that link to the article about that mail-order weed business that got busted a while ago?

"Yes, i'd like 1/2lb of Acapulco Gold, please super size that order, and I would like a 400 pack of twinkies. Thanks!"

Hey my halides are humming away on my yacht 201 miles off the coast. For some reason no one really cares what I do out here. Actually I think that the gov doesnt care in any event, since it keeps all of the trouble makers from being too vocal. Hope that you paid with a stolen cc.

Do you know why NORML never accomplished getting marijuana legalized?

They didn't? oh, oh.

What LBS did you order from again?

What LBS did you order from again?

that's what I'm sayin'.

who the hell is Dave, and where tf is Pedro???

sorry for reviving this :B

Dave
(Knocking)
Chong-Who is it?
Cheech-It's me Dave, open up, I got the stuff.
(Long Pause.Knocking.)
Chong-Who is it.
Cheech-It's me Dave, man, open up I got the stuff.
Chong-Who??
Cheech-It's Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(Pause.Knocking.)
Chong-Who is it?
Cheech-(Getting A Little Mad)It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up I got the stuff with me.
Chong-Who?!
Cheech-DAVE!!Man, open up!
Chong-Dave??
Cheech-Yeah, Dave!Come on man open up!I think the cops saw me-
Chong-Dave's Not Here!!
Cheech-(Frantically Knocking.)Open Up The Door It's Dave!!!
Chong-WHO?!
Cheech-DAVE!!D-A-V-E!!!!!WILL YOU OPEN UP THE GODDAMNED DOOR!!!
Chong-DAVE??
Cheech-YEAH DAVE!!
Chong-DAVE??!!
Cheech-Right man, Dave.Now will you open up the door??
(Pause)
Chong-DAVE'S NOT HERE!!

DAVE'S NOT HERE!!

One of my favorites. :beer:

those movies just bust me up.
To bad they "ran out of material or tired of each other"cause they were hilarios(sp)

Do you know why NORML never accomplished getting marijuana legalized?


1 - Because Jimmy Carter didn't have 4 successive terms in office?
2 - They kept smoking the donations?

1 - Because Jimmy Carter didn't have 4 successive terms in office?
2 - They kept smoking the donations?

3. Every day we'd agree to an agenda, but the next day we'd forget what it was and have to start all over again. We once vowed to record everything we say, but we always forget to turn on the damn recorder!

4. What were we talking about again?

5. Got any twinkies?

I got a package once that smelled just like a bike light.

Did chipcom eat all the Twinkies?

dave?