31 year olds are too old to take up BMX with no previous history, apparently, according to my Son's mother. :P

She's adamant I'm going to bust a bone or two, even though the most I can do is pull a 9 inch (more like 4 probably) bunnyhop and can't even pop a wheelie yet :D

What bone shall I break first? It's going to happen, I'm sure.

Probably wrist.
Noobs always stick their hands out when falling.

Probably wrist.
Noobs always stick their hands out when falling.


I can cope with a broken wrist. Might affect my sex life, but it's a small price to pay. :p










Small being the operative word....................

Yeah, wrist. More likely to bust up your shins, maybe smack your hip on the ground too.

Wrists, collarbones and shoulder injuries are most common.

Collar bone. It's the easieist bone in the body to break, I've broken mine twice. Once was on my KX250 though. But a hard landing on the sholder will do it. But I broke both my wrist at the same time two as a kid, but also not an a bike. A slide did it. My brother broke hi collar bone on bike.

ankle and shins get messed up quite easily

I would say concussion(someone spell check me) but technically(spell check me again) thats not a bone, so I would say your wrist or ankle. Just remember this is why they told you to drink your milk when you where young, hahaha.

I would say concussion(someone spell check me) but technically(spell check me again) thats not a bone, so I would say your wrist or ankle. Just remember this is why they told you to drink your milk when you where young, hahaha.
Skull=bone. Haven't you ever been called a "bonehead" before :D

31 year olds are too old to take up BMX with no previous history, apparently, according to my Son's mother. :P

She's adamant I'm going to bust a bone or two, even though the most I can do is pull a 9 inch (more like 4 probably) bunnyhop and can't even pop a wheelie yet :D

What bone shall I break first? It's going to happen, I'm sure.
i would say fingers, hand, wrist or ankle or if you get a little to far ahead of yourself the neck is a possibili ty. start small & Build your smoothness & comfortability first..

I say ankle. First thing I injured bmxing, it wasnt broken just dislocated and a minor sprain.

Also, wrists, i've never broken it, but i've seen alot of broken wrists from people who cant fall.

Skull=bone. Haven't you ever been called a "bonehead" before :D
O, yha, I just havent broke it.... yet :p

31 year olds are too old to take up BMX with no previous history, apparently, according to my Son's mother. :P

She's adamant I'm going to bust a bone or two, even though the most I can do is pull a 9 inch (more like 4 probably) bunnyhop and can't even pop a wheelie yet :D

What bone shall I break first? It's going to happen, I'm sure.
Hopefully your neck.

Hopefully your neck.

Please explain how or why this comment was necessary.

Yha, necks dont grow back, last I checked...

Please explain how or why this comment was necessary.
The guy can't even wheelie.

The guy can't even wheelie.

So what's your point? Your first bike probably had training wheels. We all had to start somewhere. Show a little respect.

So what's your point? Your first bike probably had training wheels. We all had to start somewhere. Show a little respect.
He can only bunnyhop 9 inches.

He can only bunnyhop 9 inches.

How high could you bunnyhop when you first started? And again, what's your point?

Ok I'm sorry, I just thought it would be funny. There are you happy.

Nothing funny about a broken neck. A broken wrist, arm, or hand, hilarious.

Hopefully your neck.


Idiot.

Oh dear.

Ok I'm sorry, I just thought it would be funny. There are you happy.

Ahh, the mis-guided humour of 15 year olds. I suppose all that backed up man (boy in your case) fat causes the brain to misfire. Perhaps when you finally get to have sex with someone real, rather than masturbating over pictures of your sister, you might actually make a funny and then we can all laugh with you, rather than at you.

Now run along junior and let the men talk.

I suppose all that backed up man (boy in your case) fat causes the brain to misfire. Perhaps when you finally get to have sex with someone real, rather than masturbating over pictures of your sister, you might actually make a funny and then we can all laugh with you, rather than at you.

Second-degree burn.

Ahh, the mis-guided humour of 15 year olds. I suppose all that backed up man (boy in your case) fat causes the brain to misfire. Perhaps when you finally get to have sex with someone real, rather than masturbating over pictures of your sister, you might actually make a funny and then we can all laugh with you, rather than at you.

Now run along junior and let the men talk.
First of ll you spelled humor wrong, Second you can't even whellie, and third, So what if i masterbate, atleast I don't get pleasure from my dog.

Guys guys, dont make me have to stop this car and come back there, lol justkidding. Any ways I can only bunny hop like 6 inches off the ground, but I can go from a fork wheelie to a squeaker to a frontyard. I wanna see a street or dirt rider try that one.

First of ll you spelled humor wrong, Second you can't even whellie, and third, So what if i masterbate, atleast I don't get pleasure from my dog.

Um, he spelled humour correctly. Being a Pom, his spelling differs from yours, but it's still correct. Whereas, you have spelled something wrong in your post, which was also a weak attempt at an insult. Don't go there.

Guys guys, dont make me have to stop this car and come back there, lol justkidding. Any ways I can only bunny hop like 6 inches off the ground, but I can go from a fork wheelie to a squeaker to a frontyard. I wanna see a street or dirt rider try that one.
I can do that on my Moutain Bike :eek:

O, yha, I just havent broke it.... yet :p
:roflmao: :roflmao:

Hopefully your neck.
:mad:

Um, he spelled humour correctly. Being a Pom, his spelling differs from yours, but it's still correct. Whereas, you have spelled something wrong in your post, which was also a weak attempt at an insult. Don't go there.
Yeah whatever, Mr. Pointdexter.

Yeah whatever, Mr. Pointdexter.

Hey, you're the one trying to do the correcting here. You just couldn't do it properly.

The one that hits the concrete/pavement/rock/tree first.

I can do that on my Moutain Bike :eek:

Hey genous, you need a free spin or no brakes on you mountain bike because the whole time the bike is movieng around you, check this shiza(german for **** for yhall non international people) out, http://blog.myspace.com/mikato , look at them pictures.

Hey genous, you need a free spin or no brakes on you mountain bike because the whole time the bike is movieng around you, check this shiza(german for **** for yhall non international people) out, http://blog.myspace.com/mikato , look at them pictures.

Genius?

Genius?

Yeah, like when they say grammer's not important.

Hey genous, you need a free spin or no brakes on you mountain bike because the whole time the bike is movieng around you, check this shiza(german for **** for yhall non international people) out, http://blog.myspace.com/mikato , look at them pictures.
yo genous ,what's the big deal about that dude :o obviously i dont have any pegs to stand on but like i said :) .one can do nearly the same thing on a MTB as one can do on a BMX bike. :p

First of ll you spelled humor wrong, Second you can't even whellie, and third, So what if i masterbate, atleast I don't get pleasure from my dog.
& what's wrong with getting pleasure from a dog?? :o

& what's wrong with getting pleasure from a dog?? :o

Exactly. I got my wife a little Papillon, and he does a dance when she comes home, and always makes her laugh. I'll get myself a German Shorthair Pointer for my next birthday. I'll need a proper hunting dog that can keep up with a bike in the snow.

Hey, you're the one trying to do the correcting here. You just couldn't do it properly.

No kidding. I can't even begin to count the number of times I've seen a smarmy internet forum spelling or grammatical correction where the one making corrections had errors in his own post. It cracks me up every time - particularly when they can't take it being dished back at them, which is just lovely to watch.

Yeah, like when they say grammer's not important.

By the way, it's grammar. ;) Grammer is a town in Indiana, and by and large it's not important.

Ouch.

By the way, it's grammar. ;) Grammer is a town in Indiana, and by and large it's not important.

Was that joke too subtle for you? Go read my post again. It was intentional.

Was that joke too subtle for you? Go read my post again. It was intentional.

Probably too subtle. Without quotation marks, how am I to know?

Or you could just be exhibiting the same traits as anyone who has been shown up about this sort of stuff but can't stand to have it flung back at them. I'll never know, no matter how you explain it, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Probably too subtle. Without quotation marks, how am I to know?

Or you could just be exhibiting the same traits as anyone who has been shown up about this sort of stuff but can't stand to have it flung back at them. I'll never know, no matter how you explain it, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Context-wise, there would have been no reason for me to make that post, other than as a subtle joke. But seeing as I'm accused of being the grammar cop here, I'm not likely to spell it wrong by accident.