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jyossarian
01-11-06, 01:01 PM
You know how this works. Your porn star name is your pet's name when you were a kid and the street you grew up on.

Mine is: Bazaar 110th

With a name like that, chances are I probably wouldn't get much work. So let's hear it BF'ers/Porn Stars! What's your porno name?

P.S. - Is it time to go home yet?

MERTON
01-11-06, 01:05 PM
jake ten mile?


that's an odd name.
* jack *
01-11-06, 01:06 PM
I have a few good ones:

Kitty Lee Rhygate
Buffy Beechtree
Rusty Oakland

Coyote!
01-11-06, 01:10 PM
Casey Main Street - Sure, she might get a little work.

Dingo Mildred Avenue - Needs to stick to the daytime job.
Second Mouse
01-11-06, 01:29 PM
Reginald Rothmoor.

I must say, we specialized in a very intellectual sort of porn, my dear boy. Actually.
KingTermite
01-11-06, 01:33 PM
Freebee Black Cypress

Somehow it doesn't just flow, does it?
Lex
01-11-06, 01:35 PM
Spunky Harris
ngateguy
01-11-06, 01:40 PM
Clyde Scaroborough
Ben Pershing
Phred 36th
Taerom
01-11-06, 01:55 PM
Buck East School
mirona
01-11-06, 01:59 PM
Brutus Day
Browndog Cricket
Nena Stafford (she sounds hot!)
lotek
01-11-06, 02:26 PM
sassy streamside
MMACH 5
01-11-06, 02:27 PM
Pricilla Sequoia

I would have to cross-dress to live up to that one.

Here are some of our other pet/street combos:

Bones Desdemona
Ezra Tolosa
Wylie Oates
Rip Greystone
sunninho
01-11-06, 03:00 PM
Oakley Yucca
SpiderMike
01-11-06, 03:17 PM
Tiger Berle
Rigor Mortis "Riggy" Laverne - Now that just sounds really gross and bad.
dragracer
01-11-06, 03:25 PM
Paddie Elm
InfamousG
01-11-06, 03:40 PM
Fuzzy Oakshire ?
mcoine
01-11-06, 03:46 PM
doozie ridge
Namenda
01-11-06, 03:48 PM
Fonz Maravista
linux_author
01-11-06, 03:50 PM
Oscar Walnut
Duke Independence
Nat Bayou
metal_cowboy
01-11-06, 03:52 PM
Dutchess Stanton.
Pink_Ninja
01-11-06, 03:55 PM
eerm...Pip Rostrevor.. It dosn't work does it?
bike756
01-11-06, 04:38 PM
Rusty Pickett
slvoid
01-11-06, 05:13 PM
Screw this, I never had a pet..
KingTermite
01-11-06, 05:15 PM
Screw this, I never had a pet..
It's probably for the best....you would have only killed it anyway.
Portis
01-11-06, 05:24 PM
Bridgette Market
Shifty
01-11-06, 05:35 PM
Queenie Lynch, you know what kind of porn that puts me in, jeeez.
SpongeDad
01-11-06, 06:06 PM
Screw this, I never had a pet..

OK, what's you're real porn star name then?
msviolin57
01-11-06, 06:11 PM
Frodo 74th Place West! :eek:

You can't even tell if that's a human name, let alone a name for a female porn star. (I did live on High Street for a short while . . . Frodo High? Not much better . . . )
slvoid
01-11-06, 06:17 PM
So you're with Bilbo then?


Frodo 74th Place West! :eek:

You can't even tell if that's a human name, let alone a name for a female porn star. (I did live on High Street for a short while . . . Frodo High? Not much better . . . )
jyossarian
01-11-06, 07:18 PM
Rusty Pickett
:roflmao: Does a side of tetanus come w/ that?
AndyGrow
01-11-06, 07:34 PM
My good friend/co-workers porn name (using the middle name/street name method) is:

Wayne Cannon.
madbiker555
01-11-06, 07:35 PM
Fuzzy Lloyminn?? Ok that's an interesting name...
klondike300
01-12-06, 06:22 AM
Boots Buckeye. I think I could get some work with that. Maybe only limited to pirate themed movies though
giantcfr1
01-12-06, 06:31 AM
Fluffy Alicia
Map tester
01-12-06, 06:49 AM
Shorty Medlock :(

Might get a role, but wouldn't be a long one... :rolleyes:
jfmckenna
01-12-06, 07:37 AM
^LOL

Mactavish Kay View
USAZorro
01-12-06, 07:55 AM
Lady Penfield
Mr. McGillicutty Aberdeen

more recently - Angel Kent
Eggplant Jeff
01-12-06, 07:57 AM
John SW 16th St.

Hmm.

I could go with "Johnny Southwest"... that'd probably be worth more in tips.
digger
01-12-06, 10:09 AM
Snoopy Toronto
Prisoner
01-12-06, 02:27 PM
Zebedy Colt Jr.
MsVicki
01-12-06, 02:50 PM
Pretty Kitty Shiloh
sunninho
01-12-06, 03:36 PM
Pretty Kitty Shiloh

I think you need an agent, MsVicki :D
sunninho
01-12-06, 03:38 PM
Stitch Buckingham (using my current pet and street)
Namenda
01-12-06, 03:47 PM
If I used my current pet's name, I'd be in trouble. His name is Mini...
shikaka
01-12-06, 03:50 PM
whisper birdwood :D
sunninho
01-12-06, 03:55 PM
If I used my current pet's name, I'd be in trouble. His name is Mini...

Mini what :p
skyrider
01-12-06, 04:00 PM
Kira Francois (Dog and Street) not bad
curt in denver
01-12-06, 04:22 PM
Mugsy St.Cornelius :eek:
Pink_Ninja
01-12-06, 04:28 PM
my friends is











Mike Hunt
classic1
01-12-06, 05:47 PM
Bluey Hopetoun.

Sounds more like an outback drover, professional pig shooter or a canecutter than a porn star.