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01-13-06, 09:32 AM
I have a guy here who says"I hate bikers because they take up the road so I have to kill children and their suits look dumb."
01-13-06, 09:39 AM
01-13-06, 09:42 AM
Have him explain the "I have to kill children" part. It puzzles me.
01-13-06, 01:17 PM
When ppl talk that crap, I go into full wiseass mode.
- "I have to kill kids because of you." "I pay attention and just steer around them. What's your excuse?"
- "Your clothes look so gay." "Maybe, but they'll fit me next year, lardass. And they don't look near as gay as your BMW."
Two things happen: They either shut up with a confused look, or they go into a frothing rant. Either one is funny. :D I hope this helps.
01-13-06, 02:51 PM
Don Johnson once asked Hunter S. Thompson: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Thompson slapped Johnson across the face.
I recommend a similar approach with your "friend."
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