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zeddybear

01-13-06, 09:32 AM

Hey all,
I have a guy here who says"I hate bikers because they take up the road so I have to kill children and their suits look dumb."
Any help?

KrisPistofferson

01-13-06, 09:39 AM

:bday:

DataJunkie

01-13-06, 09:42 AM

Have him explain the "I have to kill children" part. It puzzles me.

2wheeledsoul

01-13-06, 01:17 PM

When ppl talk that crap, I go into full wiseass mode.

- "I have to kill kids because of you." "I pay attention and just steer around them. What's your excuse?"
- "Your clothes look so gay." "Maybe, but they'll fit me next year, lardass. And they don't look near as gay as your BMW."

Two things happen: They either shut up with a confused look, or they go into a frothing rant. Either one is funny. :D I hope this helps.

atbman

01-13-06, 02:13 PM

He is beyond help

budster

01-13-06, 02:51 PM

Don Johnson once asked Hunter S. Thompson: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Thompson slapped Johnson across the face.

I recommend a similar approach with your "friend."