Jokes & Humor - yo mom

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SHOOP
01-17-06, 12:22 AM
you know when people say "yo momma" to you ,they can't think of any reply but ''yo mom'' :mad:

jeff williams
01-17-06, 12:37 AM
sooo fat, her 'fro has a chin strap.

Yo mamma...
KrisPistofferson
01-17-06, 01:19 AM
Merton's getting some competition.

jeff williams
01-17-06, 01:37 AM
Yo mammas so fat, Merton's getting some competition?

That's cold dude...cold.
USAZorro
01-17-06, 04:06 AM
... so fat, she has seven smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.
Stacey
01-17-06, 06:29 AM
... was slapped by the doctor, coz you is so ugly
red house
01-17-06, 06:43 AM
... was slapped by the doctor, coz you is so ugly

ha, ha :D
red house
01-17-06, 06:45 AM
..is so poor, -they put her face on the food stamp. -(love that one)


..is so fat, when she went swimmin' in the ocean she flooded New Orleans! (wah, wah)
Stacey
01-17-06, 07:15 AM
... is nicknamed 'Doorknob', coz everyone takes a turn.