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Firing his meal ticket=David Lee Roth-Completely the worst decision of his worthless life.
DLR? Blech!
mtnbiker66
07-30-06, 07:26 AM
I have found this very enlightning........
Michigander
07-30-06, 03:53 PM
David is like Axel Rose. He'd be cool if his head wasn't hopelessly stuck up his ass.
I'm truely suprised :eek:
No one has yet to mention...
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/t/tiny_tim/Tiny%20Tim/portrait.jpg
Tiny Tim
+ f'in infinity. and i'm actually a fan. he was awful in concert, too.
at least he didn't take himself seriously... unlike JOHN Smellencrap. ANd of course, BIlly Joel- the KING of crap.
-VELOCITY-
08-01-06, 01:38 PM
Marilyn Manson.
He needed the makeup and boobs to make himself interesting.
classic1
08-02-06, 05:32 AM
David is like Axel Rose. He'd be cool if his head wasn't hopelessly stuck up his ass.
Nah, not even close. DLR had a very health ego, but at least he could laugh at himself.
I'm gonna make a big call here.
Axl Rose is quite probably the biggest tool to grace popular music since the introduction of Rock n Roll.
In fact, I'm gonna start a thread so we can all argue the merits of this statement.:D
Are we talking music you don't like, or bad musicians?
Everyone hates Kenny G's taste in music, but he's a good musician. Same with Celine Dione, Van Halen, Skynard, etc. All excellent musicians, you just don't like them.
Now truly bad musicians?
The drummer for The White Stripes.
The lead guitarist in Fight for Your Right to Party by the Beasty Boys.
That chick who danced the jig on SNL
Eh, the lead guitar on that Beastie Boys record was done by Kerry King of Slayer. You may not like his style but calling him a bad musician is a stretch.
This thread is kind of silly. Seems no one can differentiate between being a bad musician and just not liking someones songs or style of play.
Eddy Van Halen.. Playing really fast with no purpose =/= ''music'' .. absolutely :beer:
This has got to be the worst comment in this thread.
"Playing really fast with no purpose"
EVH like him or not was one of the most innovative guitar players in rock history. That guy's contributions are legendary at this point.
This has got to be the worst comment in this thread.
"Playing really fast with no purpose"
EVH like him or not was one of the most innovative guitar players in rock history. That guy's contributions are legendary at this point.
+1
Michigander
08-07-06, 12:16 PM
I don't know what his name is, but the duchebag who did that "you had a bad day" song deserves a shoutout as much as anyone.
classic1
08-18-06, 09:59 AM
Q. What has nine arms and sucks?
A. Def Leppard
This has got to be the worst comment in this thread.
"Playing really fast with no purpose"
EVH like him or not was one of the most innovative guitar players in rock history. That guy's contributions are legendary at this point.
+20
EVH was not only a spectacular guitarist, he was not limited to mastery of just one instrument, either.
KrisPistofferson
08-18-06, 11:51 AM
This has got to be the worst comment in this thread.
"Playing really fast with no purpose"
EVH like him or not was one of the most innovative guitar players in rock history. That guy's contributions are legendary at this point.That must be why he completely destroyed his legacy by firing David Lee Roth and switching from guitars to synthesizers. Pretty much everyone, (music critics, VH fans, the deaf,) agrees that Van Halen's stuff with Hagar and the "Extreme" guy is complete crap. Methinks Eddie and Alex are the ones with their head firmly lodged in each other's posteriors, despite their former greatness.
i think bad musicians are like bad movies. The ones that are cheap, cheezy, that no one sees, we don't have great expectations. BAD movies are the ones which invest a lot of money and big stars and talent and are truly horrible in spite of it. Same with musicians. How much they sell or how successful they are has nothing to do with how good they are. REALLY bad means that in spite of everything, their songs suck!
Brillig
08-18-06, 01:00 PM
This has got to be the worst comment in this thread.
"Playing really fast with no purpose"
EVH like him or not was one of the most innovative guitar players in rock history. That guy's contributions are legendary at this point.
Innovated? Yeah, new techniques to jam more notes per second in. The guy is the most overblown musican of all time. Even the "Brown Sound" is crap.
All technique, no music.
Wow, he can play scales really, really fast. Did he graduate from the GIT with honors?
:rolleyes:
scottogo
08-18-06, 01:58 PM
Van Halen did a very nice job on "Beat it."
cooltraneg
08-19-06, 04:44 AM
^^ True dat :beer:
cooltraneg
08-19-06, 04:55 AM
This has got to be the worst comment in this thread.
"Playing really fast with no purpose"
EVH like him or not was one of the most innovative guitar players in rock history. That guy's contributions are legendary at this point.
You.. and every one of the people who agrees with you, are extremely misguided and in real need of some guidance and direction.. I tell you, guitarists are a dime a dozen who can shred just as, if not five times faster than EVH. Vernon Reid, one of the best guitarists living or dead, can play exponentially more notes per measure than Eddy Van Halen ever could dream of, and not only that but he actually has some substance and meaning in his solos.. Playing fast does not mean that it's not good.. But playing fast by itself means nothing.. -nothing I tells ya.
Tom Stormcrowe
08-19-06, 05:12 AM
The Kinks, as far as technical ability.....they couldn't even stay in tune! http://www.gamestar.hu/gfx/smiley/hanged.gif
Prozakk
08-19-06, 07:29 AM
Anyone who has to be on a "reality" tv show to get a contract.
If you wanna be a real star, earn it the real way!
The Kinks, as far as technical ability.....they couldn't even stay in tune! http://www.gamestar.hu/gfx/smiley/hanged.gif
The Kinks were great. I think you're just mad 'cause it took you so long to figure out what "Lola" was about.
:D
Anyone who has to be on a "reality" tv show to get a contract.
If you wanna be a real star, earn it the real way!
Storm Large rocks!
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