Professional Cycling For the Fans - Lance caption contest

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thatguy
01-18-06, 12:28 PM
http://galleries.media24.com/News24/1951/01(1).jpg

"No way this weighs 14.9 pounds!"

Add your own...

DocRay
01-18-06, 04:01 PM
Lance is presented with a project bike by the members of the "Weight Weenies" forum.
baj32161
01-18-06, 04:35 PM
And now...for my next race, the "Tour de Lilliput!"

cooker
01-18-06, 04:45 PM
It's Knotted About the Bike
Joe Dog
01-18-06, 07:27 PM
"You know, getting to do this makes all those TDF's worth it".
roadgator
01-18-06, 07:46 PM
"...finally a single testicle-sized saddle."
HigherGround
01-18-06, 08:34 PM
"I [/B]told[B] the mechanics not to wash my bike in hot water!!!"

Or... Trek unveils their new ultra-compact geometry frame.
hell_yes
01-19-06, 06:03 PM
"F this bike... I'm going to smash it"
wagathon
01-19-06, 06:14 PM
How I gained 1,000 pounds after winning 7 TDFs.
Snicklefritz
01-19-06, 07:14 PM
I could ride this in '06 and still beat Ullrich
dagna
01-22-06, 09:31 AM
And now...for my next race, the "Tour de Lilliput!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Now that was funny!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dagna
cjbruin
01-22-06, 12:04 PM
Snicklefritz...you beat me to it.
Laggard
01-22-06, 02:35 PM
But it's not July yet!
georgiaboy
01-22-06, 02:48 PM
"Just for you, Simeoni, it comes equipped with the new signature Ferrari super-slide seatpost!" :D
Sincitycycler
01-22-06, 03:12 PM
Honey, if you get a crew cut like me, we can pass as fraternal twins!
aussie troy
01-23-06, 02:24 AM
....and tell OneRadTec that its a different colour then last years bike.
cycle17
01-23-06, 12:03 PM
Quote{I could ride this in '06 and still beat Ullrich**End Quote

That is just priceless!! :-)
cycle17
01-23-06, 12:04 PM
How about... "The kid next to me, riding this bike...will be the leader of Team Discovery at this year's tour."
yellowjeep
01-23-06, 12:06 PM
....and tell OneRadTec that its a different colour then last years bike.

yes, that was awesome.
cooker
01-23-06, 06:26 PM
Does this make me look fat?
baj32161
01-26-06, 08:02 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Now that was funny!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dagna

Thank you...thankyouverymuch!! :D
DocRay
01-27-06, 02:45 PM
"laugh now, but it's still stiffer than a Ghisallo"
C4Byke
01-27-06, 02:57 PM
"Stop throwing these damn things at me!"
Snicklefritz
01-27-06, 07:46 PM
If EURO reveals what country he lives in, I'll give him this autographed Madone 6.0 SL
xSandmaNx
01-27-06, 10:26 PM
"I have to pee."
Urbanmonk
01-28-06, 07:41 AM
Size doesn't matter!! Really!!
jameyj
01-30-06, 10:42 AM
Size doesn't matter!! Really!!

This is a "Lance caption" thread. I think you meant to post this on a "Sheryl caption" thread.