Foo - The Best Cyber Sex

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html ----i've never laughed as hard as i did reading this. not work safe of course.

I only made it through first few before I gotta run, but those were HILARIOUS!!

Dammit! They blocked the site at work. I'll have to read it on the down low through my portal I sneaked in on my other work computer. Hehehehe, it gives me access to all the porn I want on the government tax dollars! Wheeeeeeeee!!!! :lol:

Koffee

are you sure that bloodninja isn't MERTON?! reads just like him!

this is hilarious, thx

There are tears streaming down my face!!

:roflmao:

Great reaction quote... "What the **** is this madlibs? I'm outta here."

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Read those before, and they are freaking hilarious.. oh damn I forgot how funny these were. This guy is brilliant, just brilliant.

Freakin high-larious :lol: The pirate one was mean, but it was so funny, HARRRRRRRR!

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Nuggets... lmao.

hahaha

Don't eat or drink while reading. My God.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

That was amusing. :beer:

are you sure that bloodninja isn't MERTON?! reads just like him!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

+10

The pizza one where he sticks his schlong on the pizza was the funniest.

Seen some of those before, but not the last couple. Great stuff :D

Haha, that's great.

I love the ghostbusters one....I guess because we had an albino guy in our class back in high school...and me and him exchanged smack talk pretty much through the entire day.

BUMP. Newbs need to have a laugh.
LOL I still laugh at this.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

why don't those people just go watch porn? how can typing be arousing?

says the man who's madly copying down all those chicks sn's so he can im them.

Oh, sh**! That IS funny.

you know they're probably all fat, old, men... right?

I still laugh at this.
:eek: Tell us the truth, EJ... how many times a week do you read the linked thread? :p

Ahaha I swear like ive only read it 2 times.

hah, never saw the ghostbusters one before... classic

I spit part of my drink through my nose reading this... this is SOOOO funny!

I've seen the first few before, but not the last ones. Freakin' hilarious!

you know they're probably all fat, old, men... right?


**hint hint wink wink mirror mirror**

so... termite wants to see me in sex drawers and likes old fat men... that's like... nasty man.

The text was actually published in Harpers last year. That vegetables bit cracks me up.

Funny stuff. I feel sad for those poor chaps that actually think a 14-year old girl is the holy grail.

I wasn't attracted to whiny, prepubescent, teen girls when I was 14 years old myself!

Sorry bastards. I hope a drug is developed to erase their ineptitude at mating with grown members of the opposite sex.

Poor bloodninja. He is not even MY boyfriend. Even Trollie has to have her standards!

:rolleyes:

He had me at "rhinoceros". :lol:

Poor bloodninja. He is not even MY boyfriend. Even Trollie has to have her standards!

:rolleyes:

Ouch! Someone done been told off!

Frankly I'm glad Troll. You can do way better than that...

The pizza one where he sticks his schlong on the pizza was the funniest.

HARRRRRRRRRRRR......way better than an apple pie!!!! roflmao!!!

HARRRRRRRRRRRR......way better than an apple pie!!!! roflmao!!!
Someone say pie?:)

BOO... thread necromancer dude....

HOORAY BEER!

bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f***, I told you not to message me again.

:lol:, oldie but a goody

Heh. I've had better. :D


:eek:


That was another out-loud though, wasn't it?


:o


<slinkin' quickly away>

Wow, I haven't seen this in a long time. It's still quite funny.

*glances over at the robe and wizard hat hanging in his closet*

When I first saw this last year, it was about 8:00am in my dorm room and I woke up my roommates because I was laughing so hard. This is seriously some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on the internetz! :D

that was some funny $h!t!!!!!!