BeeTL
02-02-06, 07:26 PM
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants...
Whatever...be creative.
Did I mention, I'm bored?
Whatever...be creative.
Did I mention, I'm bored?
Foo - I'm bored...entertain me!
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02-02-06, 07:47 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
baddddd mmoooovvveeee...
Check this moview, fricken hilarious!!!http://www.stanford.edu/~cjobst/Condom%20Commercial.mpeg
baddddd mmoooovvveeee...
Check this moview, fricken hilarious!!!http://www.stanford.edu/~cjobst/Condom%20Commercial.mpeg
EJ123
02-02-06, 07:51 PM
*crickets* for hi
jschen
02-02-06, 08:02 PM
Try some games (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=169670). :)
alpe d'issaquah
02-02-06, 08:09 PM
Go listen to Let Me Entertain You by Queen
531phile
02-02-06, 08:22 PM
Join me, masturbate to fixed geared bicycles:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
BeeTL
02-02-06, 09:09 PM
Join me, masturbate to fixed geared bicycles:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
OK, some things are best enjoyed alone. As such, I feel compelled to suggest alternate versions of your original post:
v
Masturbate to fixed geared bicycles:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
...or:
v
Join me in enjoying the splendor of fixed geared bicycles:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
By the way, thanks for the link.
:)
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
OK, some things are best enjoyed alone. As such, I feel compelled to suggest alternate versions of your original post:
v
Masturbate to fixed geared bicycles:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
...or:
v
Join me in enjoying the splendor of fixed geared bicycles:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
By the way, thanks for the link.
:)
Stacey
02-02-06, 09:37 PM
Here's a little song you can all join in with:
It's very simple and I hope it's new.
Make your own words up if you want to:
Any old words that you think will do.
Yellow, blue, what'll I do?
Maybe I'll just sit here thinking.
Black, white, stop the fight.
Does one of these colours ever bother you?
Here's a little dance you can all join in with:
It's very simple and I hope it's new.
Make your own steps up if you want to:
Any old steps that you think will do.
Left, right, don't get uptight.
Keep in line and you'll be alright.
Clap hands, move around.
Make sure no one puts you down.
Here's a little world you can all join in with:
It's very simple and I hope it's new.
Make your own life up if you want to:
Any old life that you think will do.
Love you, it's nothing new.
There's someone much worse off than you are.
Help me set them free.
Just be what you want to be.
It's very simple and I hope it's new.
Make your own words up if you want to:
Any old words that you think will do.
Yellow, blue, what'll I do?
Maybe I'll just sit here thinking.
Black, white, stop the fight.
Does one of these colours ever bother you?
Here's a little dance you can all join in with:
It's very simple and I hope it's new.
Make your own steps up if you want to:
Any old steps that you think will do.
Left, right, don't get uptight.
Keep in line and you'll be alright.
Clap hands, move around.
Make sure no one puts you down.
Here's a little world you can all join in with:
It's very simple and I hope it's new.
Make your own life up if you want to:
Any old life that you think will do.
Love you, it's nothing new.
There's someone much worse off than you are.
Help me set them free.
Just be what you want to be.
scottogo
02-03-06, 12:07 AM
Now your house is board too.
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 12:14 AM
Nice song, Stacey. Got my name in the second verse. Cool! :)
randya
02-03-06, 12:19 AM
Traffic, 2nd album, circa ~1970. Possibly a top 10 desert island album. I've still got an original vinyl copy.
KingTermite
02-03-06, 05:29 AM
I just flew in from Jersey......and boy are my arms tired!!!
ba-dum-*ching*
A lot of crazy people in the world. Take my wife...........PLEASE!!
ba-dum-*ching*
tap-tap Is this thing on?
ba-dum-*ching*
A lot of crazy people in the world. Take my wife...........PLEASE!!
ba-dum-*ching*
tap-tap Is this thing on?
BeeTL
02-03-06, 07:13 AM
I just flew in from Jersey......and boy are my arms tired!!!
ba-dum-*ching*
A lot of crazy people in the world. Take my wife...........PLEASE!!
ba-dum-*ching*
tap-tap Is this thing on?
Ah yes, Henny Youngman. How kind of you to dust those off!
Doctor Jokes
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"
The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
A doctor says to a man "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!"
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
A man goes to a psychiatrist "Nobody listen to me!" The doctor says "Next!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says "You're crazy" The man says "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
I know a guy who had his doctor say "take some weight off, go to a health club." This man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
More here:
http://funny2.com/henny.htm
ba-dum-*ching*
A lot of crazy people in the world. Take my wife...........PLEASE!!
ba-dum-*ching*
tap-tap Is this thing on?
Ah yes, Henny Youngman. How kind of you to dust those off!
Doctor Jokes
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"
The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
A doctor says to a man "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!"
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
A man goes to a psychiatrist "Nobody listen to me!" The doctor says "Next!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says "You're crazy" The man says "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
I know a guy who had his doctor say "take some weight off, go to a health club." This man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
More here:
http://funny2.com/henny.htm
Michigander
02-03-06, 09:47 AM
Heres another doctor joke. So these two doctors are walking aroun on their lunch break. They spot this limping hobo. They begin debating each other about why he is limping. One thinks he has a broken leg that healed improperly, and the other thinks he has cancer. Eventualy, they decide to go up and ask him. The one doctor explains "I really think you have cancer, and my friend here really thinks you have a broken leg that never healed right, so tell us please, why are you limping?
To this the hobo responds "Well, I really thought I had to fart, and I s*** my pants.
To this the hobo responds "Well, I really thought I had to fart, and I s*** my pants.
BeeTL
02-03-06, 09:58 AM
He sharted!
Lex
02-03-06, 10:18 AM
*gasp* This can't be a true entertain BeeTL thread with something from me......Hmmmmmmm....you don't look bored BeeTL.
http://www.borg.com/~rjgtoons/images/101.gif
http://www.borg.com/~rjgtoons/images/101.gif
scottogo
02-03-06, 10:27 AM
Twiddle 1, 2 ,3
jschen
02-03-06, 10:43 AM
Real sequence of events that happens a bit too frequently:
Announcement: This is flight #xx, to Ontario, California.
Passenger: Flight attendant, this plane is going to the wrong place. I'm flying to Ontario, Canada.
Flight attendant: I'm sorry, but JetBlue doesn't fly to Canada. "Ontario, CA" is a city in southern California.
Passenger: But I bought a ticket to Canada. *pointing at the "CA" after Ontario*
So if anyone is flying out to visit Lex, be careful that you aren't flying to "Ontario, CA". You'd be visiting me, instead.
Announcement: This is flight #xx, to Ontario, California.
Passenger: Flight attendant, this plane is going to the wrong place. I'm flying to Ontario, Canada.
Flight attendant: I'm sorry, but JetBlue doesn't fly to Canada. "Ontario, CA" is a city in southern California.
Passenger: But I bought a ticket to Canada. *pointing at the "CA" after Ontario*
So if anyone is flying out to visit Lex, be careful that you aren't flying to "Ontario, CA". You'd be visiting me, instead.
Lex
02-03-06, 10:45 AM
Real sequence of events that happens a bit too frequently:
Announcement: This is flight #xx, to Ontario, California.
Passenger: Flight attendant, this plane is going to the wrong place. I'm flying to Ontario, Canada.
Flight attendant: I'm sorry, but JetBlue doesn't fly to Canada. "Ontario, CA" is a city in southern California.
Passenger: But I bought a ticket to Canada. *pointing at the "CA" after Ontario*
So if anyone is flying out to visit Lex, be careful that you aren't flying to "Ontario, CA". You'd be visiting me, instead.
Which would be a nice surprise for you....and you'd be so easily recognizable as you have a picture of yourself as an avatar.
Always reminds me of the Kids in the Hall character with the cabbage for a head. :D
Announcement: This is flight #xx, to Ontario, California.
Passenger: Flight attendant, this plane is going to the wrong place. I'm flying to Ontario, Canada.
Flight attendant: I'm sorry, but JetBlue doesn't fly to Canada. "Ontario, CA" is a city in southern California.
Passenger: But I bought a ticket to Canada. *pointing at the "CA" after Ontario*
So if anyone is flying out to visit Lex, be careful that you aren't flying to "Ontario, CA". You'd be visiting me, instead.
Which would be a nice surprise for you....and you'd be so easily recognizable as you have a picture of yourself as an avatar.
Always reminds me of the Kids in the Hall character with the cabbage for a head. :D
jschen
02-03-06, 10:48 AM
^^^Yup, just look for the Napa walking about. I'm thinking of changing the avatar, though... I hope peregrine doesn't accuse me of anti-vegetable behavior.
angel
02-03-06, 10:50 AM
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants...
Whatever...be creative.
Did I mention, I'm bored?
FART
musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel, lets eat beans at every meal.
Whatever...be creative.
Did I mention, I'm bored?
FART
musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel, lets eat beans at every meal.
Lex
02-03-06, 10:51 AM
^^^Yup, just look for the Napa walking about. I'm thinking of changing the avatar, though... I hope peregrine doesn't accuse me of anti-vegetable behavior.
That would be a betrayal of the veggie world but you must selfishly do what you feel is best. Go on....change your avatar. Do what you must to break Peregrine's heart.
I'm practicing for when the 4 year old is a teenager....how was that? :D
That would be a betrayal of the veggie world but you must selfishly do what you feel is best. Go on....change your avatar. Do what you must to break Peregrine's heart.
I'm practicing for when the 4 year old is a teenager....how was that? :D
jschen
02-03-06, 10:56 AM
^^^Very wise as always. :)
Unfortunately, my next planned avatar requires me to have a camera, take a picture at a particular spot on my favorite ride (which I don't ride often since it's at my parents' place), and then edit it down to size. Nothing I'm incapable of doing, but I don't know when I might get around to it. The Napa stays for now.
Unfortunately, my next planned avatar requires me to have a camera, take a picture at a particular spot on my favorite ride (which I don't ride often since it's at my parents' place), and then edit it down to size. Nothing I'm incapable of doing, but I don't know when I might get around to it. The Napa stays for now.
Lex
02-03-06, 10:57 AM
^^^Very wise as always. :)
Unfortunately, my next planned avatar requires me to have a camera, take a picture at a particular spot on my favorite ride (which I don't ride often since it's at my parents' place), and then edit it down to size. Nothing I'm incapable of doing, but I don't know when I might get around to it. The Napa stays for now.
That does sound too much like work.....which is why my avatar will probably never change. :D Too much of that thinking stuff.
Unfortunately, my next planned avatar requires me to have a camera, take a picture at a particular spot on my favorite ride (which I don't ride often since it's at my parents' place), and then edit it down to size. Nothing I'm incapable of doing, but I don't know when I might get around to it. The Napa stays for now.
That does sound too much like work.....which is why my avatar will probably never change. :D Too much of that thinking stuff.
scottogo
02-03-06, 11:13 AM
Have a tar
Stacey
02-03-06, 11:20 AM
pandora.com
Thanks to 'Mayonnaise'
Thanks to 'Mayonnaise'
scottogo
02-03-06, 11:23 AM
Have a gui tar
http://www.guitar9.com/listeningroom.html
http://www.guitar9.com/listeningroom.html
cycle17
02-03-06, 11:26 AM
I posted this in Road Cycling recently...pretty funny I think.
What cyclist really mean when they say:
"I'm out of shape"
Translation: I ride 300 miles a week and haven't missed a day since
the Ford administration. I replace my 11-tooth cog more often than you
wash your shorts. My body fat percentage is lower than your mortgage rate.
"I'm not into competition. I'm just riding to stay in shape"
Translation: I will attack until you collapse in the gutter, babbling
and whimpering. I will win the line sprint if I have to force you into
oncoming traffic. I will crest this hill first if I have to grab your
seat post, and spray energy drink in your eyes!
"I'm on my beater bike"
Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium
blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It
weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.
"It's not that hilly"
Translation: This climb lasts longer than a presidential campaign. Be
careful on the steep sections or you'll fall over -- backward. You
have a 39x23 low gear combo? Here's the name of my knee surgeon.
"You're doing great, honey"
Translation: Yo, lard ass I'd like to get home before midnight. This
is what you get for spending the winter decorating and eating
chocolate. I shoulda married that cute Category 1 racer when I had the chance.
"This is a no-drop ride"
Translation: I'll need an article of your clothing for the
search-and-rescue dogs to find you later.
"I'm not feeling very strong on the bike today"
Translation: I had a few extra beers last night instead of Gatorade, but I'm still gonna'
drop most of you poseurs on the first big hill.
"We're taking it easy today"
Translation: We're dropping our standard 22mph pace to a meager 19-20mph,
but we'll still hammer it up all the hills, so you'd better stay in the
slow group.
"It's not that far"
Translation: Bring your passport, it's going to be a long day!
What cyclist really mean when they say:
"I'm out of shape"
Translation: I ride 300 miles a week and haven't missed a day since
the Ford administration. I replace my 11-tooth cog more often than you
wash your shorts. My body fat percentage is lower than your mortgage rate.
"I'm not into competition. I'm just riding to stay in shape"
Translation: I will attack until you collapse in the gutter, babbling
and whimpering. I will win the line sprint if I have to force you into
oncoming traffic. I will crest this hill first if I have to grab your
seat post, and spray energy drink in your eyes!
"I'm on my beater bike"
Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium
blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It
weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.
"It's not that hilly"
Translation: This climb lasts longer than a presidential campaign. Be
careful on the steep sections or you'll fall over -- backward. You
have a 39x23 low gear combo? Here's the name of my knee surgeon.
"You're doing great, honey"
Translation: Yo, lard ass I'd like to get home before midnight. This
is what you get for spending the winter decorating and eating
chocolate. I shoulda married that cute Category 1 racer when I had the chance.
"This is a no-drop ride"
Translation: I'll need an article of your clothing for the
search-and-rescue dogs to find you later.
"I'm not feeling very strong on the bike today"
Translation: I had a few extra beers last night instead of Gatorade, but I'm still gonna'
drop most of you poseurs on the first big hill.
"We're taking it easy today"
Translation: We're dropping our standard 22mph pace to a meager 19-20mph,
but we'll still hammer it up all the hills, so you'd better stay in the
slow group.
"It's not that far"
Translation: Bring your passport, it's going to be a long day!
randya
02-03-06, 11:34 AM
Oh no, roadie jokes! Way to kill the thread, dude! ;)
BeeTL
02-03-06, 12:22 PM
www.pandora.com
Thanks to 'Mayonnaise'
Oooooooooooh...now THAT looks pretty cool!
Thanks to 'Mayonnaise'
Oooooooooooh...now THAT looks pretty cool!
Stacey
02-03-06, 12:27 PM
Oooooooooooh...now THAT looks pretty cool!
Nah, WAAAAAYYY Cool! Plug in about a half a dozen different artist and see the eclectic stuff they serve up. Rating the offerings does seem to affect whats served up. Internet radio the way I like it... ecclectic and obscure :D
Nah, WAAAAAYYY Cool! Plug in about a half a dozen different artist and see the eclectic stuff they serve up. Rating the offerings does seem to affect whats served up. Internet radio the way I like it... ecclectic and obscure :D
BeeTL
02-03-06, 12:34 PM
*gasp* This can't be a true entertain BeeTL thread with something from me......Hmmmmmmm....you don't look bored BeeTL.
http://www.borg.com/~rjgtoons/images/101.gif
Sure, give me that one to open AFTER lunch...
By the way, that's a nice raincoat you have!
(too bad you picked such a rainy day to stalk me!)
:)
http://www.borg.com/~rjgtoons/images/101.gif
Sure, give me that one to open AFTER lunch...
By the way, that's a nice raincoat you have!
(too bad you picked such a rainy day to stalk me!)
:)
Lex
02-03-06, 12:36 PM
Sure, give me that one to open AFTER lunch...
By the way, that's a nice raincoat you have!
(too bad you picked such a rainy day to stalk me!)
:)
You like it? It's from the Hefty Bag line of rainwear. :D
You're boring. I'm heading over to the Mullet Boat for some She-Crab soup. (*sigh* If only :( )
By the way, that's a nice raincoat you have!
(too bad you picked such a rainy day to stalk me!)
:)
You like it? It's from the Hefty Bag line of rainwear. :D
You're boring. I'm heading over to the Mullet Boat for some She-Crab soup. (*sigh* If only :( )
BeeTL
02-03-06, 01:11 PM
You like it? It's from the Hefty Bag line of rainwear. :D
You're boring. I'm heading over to the Mullet Boat for some She-Crab soup. (*sigh* If only :( )
Niko's in Tarpon Springs? I haven't been there in a loooooooooong time!
I tend to head to Frenchy's Rockaway on Clearwater Beach. Grouper sandwiches, she crab soup, drinks of choice...not a bad way to spend an evening!
You're boring. I'm heading over to the Mullet Boat for some She-Crab soup. (*sigh* If only :( )
Niko's in Tarpon Springs? I haven't been there in a loooooooooong time!
I tend to head to Frenchy's Rockaway on Clearwater Beach. Grouper sandwiches, she crab soup, drinks of choice...not a bad way to spend an evening!
Lex
02-03-06, 01:23 PM
Niko's in Tarpon Springs? I haven't been there in a loooooooooong time!
I tend to head to Frenchy's Rockaway on Clearwater Beach. Grouper sandwiches, she crab soup, drinks of choice...not a bad way to spend an evening!
Yep....we go there whenever in Florida....and if we have no reason to be over there, that's the reason. :D I have been really getting hungry thinking about their she-crab soup today. :(
I tend to head to Frenchy's Rockaway on Clearwater Beach. Grouper sandwiches, she crab soup, drinks of choice...not a bad way to spend an evening!
Yep....we go there whenever in Florida....and if we have no reason to be over there, that's the reason. :D I have been really getting hungry thinking about their she-crab soup today. :(
CycleMagic
02-03-06, 04:29 PM
You still bored, BeeTL? Do you want your WOOOHOOOER back? you may have more fun with it than I am!
BeeTL
02-03-06, 06:43 PM
You still bored, BeeTL? Do you want your WOOOHOOOER back? you may have more fun with it than I am!
:)
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:)
Thanks, I needed that!
:)
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:)
Thanks, I needed that!
BeeTL
02-03-06, 07:04 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nice new avatar!
v
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Nice new avatar!
v
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hi565
02-03-06, 07:06 PM
Not good enough though...
I am trying to get a good pic of it.
When it is blown up its pretty cool. i also have some out there pics too.
I am trying to get a good pic of it.
When it is blown up its pretty cool. i also have some out there pics too.
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 07:10 PM
How's that for funny.
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 07:12 PM
You still bored, BeeTL? Do you want your WOOOHOOOER back? you may have more fun with it than I am!
Moog: What's that
Moose: I call them Woohooo's like WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Moose: You want one? but ya gotta go outside
Moog: (hestitantly) Outside
When I saw the preview for Open season this thanksgiving or Christmas when we saw the latest harry potter movie in the theatre I thought of that post.
Moog: What's that
Moose: I call them Woohooo's like WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Moose: You want one? but ya gotta go outside
Moog: (hestitantly) Outside
When I saw the preview for Open season this thanksgiving or Christmas when we saw the latest harry potter movie in the theatre I thought of that post.
MERTON
02-03-06, 08:17 PM
i'm bored.... entertain me!
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 08:18 PM
I thought youwere the one who was supposed to entertain us.
MERTON
02-03-06, 08:19 PM
pfft. get off da booze!
BeeTL
02-03-06, 08:28 PM
How's that for funny.
Kinda freaky, in a stalker kind of way actually!!!
How do they do that?
Kinda freaky, in a stalker kind of way actually!!!
How do they do that?
BeeTL
02-03-06, 08:30 PM
i'm bored.... entertain me!
i'm bored.... entertain me!
i'm bored.... entertain me!
BeeTL
02-03-06, 08:31 PM
pfft. get off da booze!
pfft. get off da booze!
pfft. get off da booze!
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 08:33 PM
Kinda freaky, in a stalker kind of way actually!!!
How do they do that?
When your browser requests a webpage it sends something like
GET /pagename DATE: (date); etccc a whole bunchof other information.;
This stuff tells the web server what capabilities the browser supports and often times something called the UserAgent which is a unique string that identifies the browser.
The rest of the information is simply pulled from the IP and a "reverse" lookup to see who the IP belongs to.
How do they do that?
When your browser requests a webpage it sends something like
GET /pagename DATE: (date); etccc a whole bunchof other information.;
This stuff tells the web server what capabilities the browser supports and often times something called the UserAgent which is a unique string that identifies the browser.
The rest of the information is simply pulled from the IP and a "reverse" lookup to see who the IP belongs to.
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 08:34 PM
pfft. get off da booze!
playing shadow are we?
playing shadow are we?
MERTON
02-03-06, 08:34 PM
pfft. get off da booze!
let's meet and have sex!
let's meet and have sex!