SHOOP
02-03-06, 06:35 PM
the american bombarded iraq
Foo - story association thread continue the story
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02-03-06, 06:54 PM
and oil prices skyrocketed anyway.
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 07:14 PM
but we put away a dictator who slaughtered some million civilians.
blonduathlongrl
02-03-06, 07:17 PM
and we scratched our heads and swore everytime we had to fill our tanks to get to work so we could feed our own family.
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 07:20 PM
wondering why we hadn't invested more money into hydrogen technology in the 60's
scarpi41
02-03-06, 07:27 PM
and tell all the hippies from the 60's to bring back spandex into everyday clothing.
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 07:38 PM
Is glad they haven't as cycling clothese are still cool.
msviolin57
02-03-06, 07:42 PM
"Like, dude, I want some tie-dyed chamois," said the aging hippie from . . .
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 07:43 PM
50 year in the future,
scarpi41
02-03-06, 08:32 PM
these hippies will know LSD wasnt the way to go...
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 08:34 PM
but boy was it fun while it lasted, they thought with...
scarpi41
02-03-06, 08:39 PM
a sigh of relief, that they had the capacity to put together sentences since they always skipped english class for their addiction to LSD and.....
peregrine
02-03-06, 08:41 PM
oil! :p
We need a 12-step program to deal with...
We need a 12-step program to deal with...
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 08:42 PM
chuckin' cow patties. Everyday they just had to sit in the pasture and try to hit each other with these things. The moister the better. Until they got this fantastic idea...
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 08:43 PM
to go cow-tipping :D
jeff williams
02-03-06, 08:55 PM
but nobody knew if 10% was enough of a gratuity, and the cows gave little input into the dilemma so
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 08:56 PM
they went to the local bar to talk about it where everybody was
scarpi41
02-03-06, 08:58 PM
getting drunk on year old apple cider, for it was the apple cider festival. This apple cider could even get alcoholics to do crazy acts in the circus with.......
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 09:00 PM
a two horned unicorn that pranced on its hindfeet while
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 09:13 PM
catching donuts on its horn that were tossed by...
USAZorro
02-03-06, 09:14 PM
playing a guitar with it's hips wildly gyrating,
jyossarian
02-03-06, 09:17 PM
until an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction caused the audience to gasp with
USAZorro
02-03-06, 09:21 PM
feigned consternation. We must fine that unicorn millions of dollars they shouted, while downloading pictures of the incident.
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 09:24 PM
And making lots of money from those rag magazines willing to pay millions. So in retaliation,.....
USAZorro
02-03-06, 09:39 PM
the bi-unicorn signed with HBO, retaining full rights to...
jyossarian
02-03-06, 09:44 PM
to the names bi-unicorn and bicorn. he then became the star of his own reality show called...
scottogo
02-03-06, 09:48 PM
"Lie, Bomb The Hell Out of Little Nations And Get Rich And Feel Good About It Part 7"
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 10:10 PM
Which flopped with bad ratings because of the lousy title so he tried again and renamed the show....
scottogo
02-03-06, 10:12 PM
"You Likea Da Boom Boom!? Part 7 1/2 "
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 10:15 PM
Well, since that's the only title that some SCOTTish title namer guy could come up with, they decided TO make it a GO. The main concept of the show would require....
jyossarian
02-03-06, 10:16 PM
a cast of telegenic head cases looking for fame and fortune w/o any actual work. so of course they searched bikeforums.net and chose...
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 10:23 PM
....the foo section. There are always a bunch of characters on foo. Some of the main clowns ....uh....actors would be.....
jyossarian
02-03-06, 10:28 PM
members chosen for their chemistry or lack thereof. clearly, tension, romance, friendship and betrayal are all important for ratings and for that reason, they chose the following members:
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 10:33 PM
Based upon post count they chose
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 10:46 PM
as well as the personalities. The number one member chosen, the one who would be the main topic of these stories is the person who goes by the user name of......
TexasGuy
02-03-06, 10:48 PM
flaming burrito for his
jyossarian
02-03-06, 10:55 PM
explosive beans. the second forum member chosen goes by the name of...
Siu Blue Wind
02-03-06, 11:00 PM
Mert....y. Merty. Merty was not very nice or not very Perty. The third member chosen was....
jyossarian
02-03-06, 11:11 PM
Siu Blue Wind because she can kick the living poo out of 10 rowdy teenagers and lift her own body weight in ice cream one pint at a time. The fourth BF member chosen was....
scarpi41
02-04-06, 03:03 PM
was jyossarian, for he was the only man(woman? sorry) to break dance, and turn down a contract from the famous tv network.......
SHOOP
02-04-06, 04:21 PM
spike tv
USAZorro
02-04-06, 06:51 PM
which unfortunately, changed the entire concept of the show, demanding that there be car chases and
Namenda
02-04-06, 06:55 PM
William Shatner in an overstuffed policeman's uniform. Ratings were through the roof, until...
USAZorro
02-04-06, 07:06 PM
the bi-corn goosed Bill and
jyossarian
02-04-06, 07:10 PM
he went apesh!t and started screaming, "KHAN!!!" until Leonard Nimoy arrived with a tranquilizer gun full of...
scarpi41
02-04-06, 08:37 PM
maple syrup for the man was a diabetic, he went down like a sack of......
USAZorro
02-05-06, 02:42 PM
dilithium crystals. Fortunately, the appearance of Nimoy boosted the ratings, allowing...
Lex
02-06-06, 07:28 AM
SpikeTV to buy a major network changing that networks schedule to.........
USAZorro
02-06-06, 08:20 AM
police chases and accidents 24/7. Meanwhile, OLN...
jyossarian
02-06-06, 08:37 AM
debuted "Survivorman with the Stars" in which washed up celebrities were dropped in the middle of nowhere and given a video camera to record...