Foo - Whatcha doin'?

I'm making shepherd's pie, watching Spaced and surfing teh intarweb....and getting very sleepy. Stupid yard-mowing!
My last name is Shepherd. When I was little, I used to think that shepherd's pie was a unique family recipe! LOL

Night all you sleepyheads!

I'm going to freak!@?#!@?#!@?#!@?# My skin has been getting itchier and itchier over the last 2 hours and now my freaking arms have white bumps everywhere. ACKK!@#!#@

Sounds like an allergic reaction, maybe! Did you eat something recently?

I had a chocolate milk and a pizza pocket in the morning. 2 99 cent cheeseburgers from burger king. All of which I've had before. Only thing I haven't had before is the slice of blueberry bread I took a few bites out of.

Hmmm... maybe the blueberries in the bread, or maybe the type of yeast the bread was made out of . Mybe you should take some benydryl or some claritin. Sounds like an allergic reaction to something.

My throat is itching, my legs and arms have white bumps. Everything itches lol. I've never had an allergic reaction to anything in my life.

You got cooties.

Just got back from dinner. Ate out (as usual) and had a beer since I was done with work. Before my food came, one of my two favorite waitstaff (K) came over to say hi once she was done with work. (The other one, J--her roommate--came over and ate with me one night last week when done with work. Unlike K, though, J has a boyfriend.) We chatted a bit and caught up, and she evidently didn't get to watch much TV over the weekend, so I filled her in on the world of sports. (Watching sports, especially baseball, is a big deal for her.) She said she was going across the street for a drink, but if I was going to be around for a while, she'd be back. My food hadn't arrived yet, so my being around for a while was pretty much guaranteed.

A guy and three cuties sat next to me at the bar as I was finishing off dinner. The one sitting right next to me was particularly cute. But I would pay little attention tonight--even as the middle one started talking telling the one next to me about how she missed out on her chance to buy a Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG ($$$$$)--since I already promised K that I'd hang out with her. K returned just as I finished dinner and suggested we play some pool until her ride showed up. I suck at pool, playing about twice a year, but sure, whatever. We played some pool and chatted and watched sports highlights. A fun after-work dinner and relaxation. :)

^^^ cool runnins', mon! Hope you and Special K have some more good times. :)

Yeah, and practice your pool! ;)

Good morning!!! a little PT today, a little beach scene and a little work! awww not a bad day after all!

Morning BDG and all others in fooland. Just sipping coffee and waiting to go home. Good show jsc! Did you turn on the ultra-magnetic charm?

I'm lookin at this cuuuute guy and thinkin' I should go talk to him, but I won't cause I'm all intimidated after thinking about it.

You must distract him with pain. This is a sure fire Goth Powerpuff way to get his attention. You'll need a few things first - some beer, a bear trap, a basement and a bucket. Gather those things and then get back to me for further instructions.

I'm drinking iced cappucchino and deciding who to call next.

Oh so THAT's my problem!! I forgot to get coffee!! *runs to kitchen*

reading posts, writing posts.. trying to get myself pumped up enough to go ride for a few hours knowing that I have about a 90% chance of a wicked thunderstorm hitting at any moment.

You must distract him with pain. This is a sure fire Goth Powerpuff way to get his attention. You'll need a few things first - some beer, a bear trap, a basement and a bucket. Gather those things and then get back to me for further instructions.
Hmmm...that's how my SO met me!

Good show jsc! Did you turn on the ultra-magnetic charm?
No, just acted friendly and guided conversation mostly toward K's interests (ie sports).

K has been my waitress only once, but I know her well because of J. (J told me last week that whenever they talk with each other about Jason, unless they clarify, it's not about the Jason who works there, but it's about me. For both of them, I'm customer #1.) And we've briefly hung out on two occasions when she and J were at the bar together. (One time, on June 20, 2005, was particularly amusing. I was minding my own business eating dinner at the bar. They came in at the end of a night of bar hopping and decided to come over and bug me.)

Geesh! Coming up for air! It's been one thing after another here this morning and it's distracting me from reading BF posts! Wishing it to hurry up and be 5:30 so I can go ride my bike home

see what thinking does? stop thinking and doooooo it! You can doooo it! :D
Thinking is totally overrated.

I'm lookin at this cuuuute guy and thinkin' I should go talk to him, but I won't cause I'm all intimidated after thinking about it.
Great now look what you did.

Well... My white bumps escalated last night and turned into huge white patches. Had them on my knees, calves, ass, hips, stomach and arms. Never had a reaction to anything before. The only things I had eaten in the day that I'd never had before was:

mango and apricot cheerio like cereal
piece of hazelnut chocolate
couple bits of wildberry bread

Geesh! Coming up for air! It's been one thing after another here this morning and it's distracting me from reading BF posts! Wishing it to hurry up and be 5:30 so I can go ride my bike home
Help. I'm drowwwning </BubbleGurglingUnderwaterVoice>

Well... My white bumps escalated last night and turned into huge white patches. Had them on my knees, calves, ass, hips, stomach and arms. Never had a reaction to anything before. The only things I had eaten in the day that I'd never had before was:

mango and apricot cheerio like cereal
piece of hazelnut chocolate
couple bits of wildberry bread
That list sure has grown overnight :p

That list sure has grown overnight :p
Nah, I totally forgot about a couple things when I posted what I thought I'd eaten.

IM GUNNA BURN TRADER JOES DOWN!

Nah, I totally forgot about a couple things when I posted what I thought I'd eaten.

IM GUNNA BURN TRADER JOES DOWN!
I know. I have watched alot of medical shows on discovery and what not where people come into the ER and the doctor is asking what they've eaten, or what they've done etc and they dont have much of a recollection and then as time goes by they slowly remember stuff :p

jyo, I just realized you were asking a different question from the one I answered. There's a limit to how much I might ever pursue anything with K or J while at the restaurant. Being chatty, a bit of touching of arms, a hug or two, all that's fair game. Much more than that, and neither party involved would ever hear the end of it. (J did see fit to discreetly touch my obliques and thighs/buttocks while chatting last week. Maybe she and K were wondering whether there's actually muscle on my sub-140 pound frame or if I'm just skin and bones. I'm not comfortable reciprocating such touches with a girl who has a longtime boyfriend, though.)


Thinking is totally overrated.
Yeah, Flippin, don't think. Just do. :D Or as jyo told you, ask yourself WWJSCD and do the opposite. ;)

(J did see fit to discreetly touch my obliques and thighs/buttocks while chatting last week. Maybe she and K were wondering whether there's actually muscle on my sub-140 pound frame or if I'm just skin and bones. I'm not comfortable reciprocating such touches with a girl who has a longtime boyfriend, though.)
:roflmao: :fight: :crash: :roflmao: :fight: :crash: :roflmao: :fight: :crash:

I need to get some good looking, atheltic and intelligent women feeling me up :D

Well... My white bumps escalated last night and turned into huge white patches. Had them on my knees, calves, ass, hips, stomach and arms. Never had a reaction to anything before. The only things I had eaten in the day that I'd never had before was:

mango and apricot cheerio like cereal
piece of hazelnut chocolate
couple bits of wildberry bread

Do they itch like crazy? Could be shingles.

jyo, I just realized you were asking a different question from the one I answered. There's a limit to how much I might ever pursue anything with K or J while at the restaurant. Being chatty, a bit of touching of arms, a hug or two, all that's fair game. Much more than that, and neither party involved would ever hear the end of it. (J did see fit to discreetly touch my obliques and thighs/buttocks while chatting last week. Maybe she and K were wondering whether there's actually muscle on my sub-140 pound frame or if I'm just skin and bones. I'm not comfortable reciprocating such touches with a girl who has a longtime boyfriend, though.)
;)

She's touching your tush? Not just an accidental brush but discreet touches? That's just strange. It's got to be said. If she's purposely touching your tush you have more going on in this situation than you think you do. :lol:

Mmm women touching tushes

Do they itch like crazy? Could be shingles.
Shingles? why would the shingles on my house itch me like crazy unless I was laying naked on top of them. Geeze, silly people.

and yes, they do itch like a mad MOTHER CLUCKER!

(One time, on June 20, 2005, was particularly amusing. I was minding my own business eating dinner at the bar. They came in at the end of a night of bar hopping and decided to come over and bug me.)
Thanks to Lex & TG's mad stalking skillz, we have an excerpt from the following:



June 20, 2005
Dear Diary,

I was minding my own business eating dinner at the bar when J & K walked in, slightly tipsy, and came over to bug me. After a bit of back and forth, they both stuck their tongues out at me. I suggested if they're going to show me their tongues, they might as well use them, preferably at my place. To my surprise they said, "Sure! Let's go!" K tore up the check and we all went back to my place.

Yadda yadda yadda and in the morning, I munched on a strawberry muffin and hot buttered buns while J & K had a jsc sandwich for breakfast.

Thanks to Lex & TG's mad stalking skillz, we have an excerpt from the following:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

And now we have the BF scandal where somebody leaked some operatives' names. I aint naming names though :D

hey guys, not a bad day at the beach... Im not rubbing it in, remember I work when you guys are home and sleeping!

hey guys, not a bad day at the beach... Im not rubbing it in, remember I work when you guys are home and sleeping!
surrrreeeeeeeeee... i feel so much better now :p

Good afternoon.!

Went to lunch with a friend. I'm guessing between the blue cheese/bacon burger, the home fries, and the 22 oz beer, I ingested about 1100+ calories. Probably half of which is saturated fat.

I feel pretty sick. I'll have to remember this feeling next time I eat out.

Fog. FOG. FOG I HATE thou.

Fog is grey
I live by the bay
I'm bored as a monkey
and my feet smell pretty funky
Texas guy is a dude
I personally think he's a prude
Shadiyah eats raw leaves
Which makes me wanna heave
So this is my bf poem
and I can't think of anything that rhymes with poem.
THE END.

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

She's touching your tush? Not just an accidental brush but discreet touches? That's just strange. It's got to be said. If she's purposely touching your tush you have more going on in this situation than you think you do. :lol:
Okay, I guess some clarification is in order so that you guys don't get the wrong idea. It's not as if she was grabbbing my tush. She started out just touching my arm as some females seem in the habit of doing when talking to a guy on a date-like situation. Then it was my obliques. I guess my arms weren't convenient since I was eating, so my obliques would do. Then explaining how her boyfriend recently had a minor incident on his motorcycle, she was touching the side of my upper leg and buttocks to show me where the bruises were. But pressing harder than necessary for that purpose. I guess then she decided along with touching my arm or obliques to ensure I was listening, my thigh or buttocks also would do since she continued even after explaining about her boyfriend's bruises. I did my best to pretend not to notice anything out of the ordinary. (Things might be different if K tried the same thing. Not that that's likely as she's less touchy-feely.)

I still stand by the wild theory that J and K wanted to know whether I was just skin and bones. K's hug was much firmer last night, maybe because they now know that I actually have some muscle and they won't crush me hugging me too hard. The evidence is circumstantial, but it does fit.

BDG, glad you enjoyed your time at the beach. :)

jyo, your imaginary diary entry is hilarious. :lol:

surrrreeeeeeeeee... i feel so much better now :p

Good afternoon.!
good after noon to you too! off to the showers, got to take that pound of sand off before work, thought i gained weight from all the twinkies I eat all day, glad to know that was only sand! OK snack time:p

I still stand by the wild theory that J and K wanted to know whether I was just skin and bones. K's hug was much firmer last night, maybe because they now know that I actually have some muscle and they won't crush me hugging me too hard. The evidence is circumstantial, but it does fit.
Alternate theories:
A1: J likes to cop a feel.
A2: J likes to tease.
A3: J and her bf had a fight and she wanted to get back at him by flirting w/ you except you didn't take the bait. Shame on you.
A4: jsc was bragging about how riding has made his thighs and butt much firmer and J wanted to make sure he wasn't blowing smoke up her skirt. Upon verification, she invited him to blow smoke up her skirt.
A5: J's got yellow fever which is why she's always huggin' up on him.


hey guys, not a bad day at the beach... Im not rubbing it in, remember I work when you guys are home and sleeping!
Hey BDG! Get a tan? Get any tan lines you'd like to show me?*

*me = global foo us. really.

Hi, Bikeforums Nation. Good Afternoon.

I'm just kicking back now after finishing up housekeeping. To that end, I may have put a HUD inspector out of a job.

How is everybody?

Fog. FOG. FOG I HATE thou.

Fog is grey
I live by the bay
I'm bored as a monkey
and my feet smell pretty funky
Texas guy is a dude
I personally think he's a prude
Shadiyah eats raw leaves
Which makes me wanna heave
So this is my bf poem
And I want to go home
THE END.

School education has been lacking lately. Thank god I'm here to fix it. :)

School education has been lacking lately. Thank god I'm here to fix it. :)

That doesn't rhyme or sound good at all. Maybe in texas it rhymes, but not here in california.

That doesn't rhyme or sound good at all. Maybe in texas it rhymes, but not here in california.
It sounds good, it brings completion, it almost rhymes, and stop bringing reality into this damn it all.

Okay, I guess some clarification is in order so that you guys don't get the wrong idea. It's not as if she was grabbbing my tush. She started out just touching my arm as some females seem in the habit of doing when talking to a guy on a date-like situation. Then it was my obliques. I guess my arms weren't convenient since I was eating, so my obliques would do. Then explaining how her boyfriend recently had a minor incident on his motorcycle, she was touching the side of my upper leg and buttocks to show me where the bruises were. But pressing harder than necessary for that purpose. I guess then she decided along with touching my arm or obliques to ensure I was listening, my thigh or buttocks also would do since she continued even after explaining about her boyfriend's bruises. I did my best to pretend not to notice anything out of the ordinary. (Things might be different if K tried the same thing. Not that that's likely as she's less touchy-feely.)

I still stand by the wild theory that J and K wanted to know whether I was just skin and bones. K's hug was much firmer last night, maybe because they now know that I actually have some muscle and they won't crush me hugging me too hard. The evidence is circumstantial, but it does fit.

BDG, glad you enjoyed your time at the beach. :)

jyo, your imaginary diary entry is hilarious. :lol:


I'm speaking as a woman here, Jschen and I want you to read carefully.....ready......pay close attention.....THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY TUSH TOUCHES. She should not be using you to show where the bruises were. She has a tush of her own for visual aid placement purpose if needed. If she's touching your tush FOR ANY REASON there's something more going on there. Trust me. Snowy, Flippin, Blondie, Shadyiah, back me up here. How many of us have touched a tush of a man in whom we weren't interested in order to illustrate bruises on our giant boyfriends? I'm gonna bet none of us.

Good thing in the last few minutes: It's time to go grab lunch. :) After this post, I'm going to go get lunch, and then I'll return to respond to some birthday e-mails.
Bad thing in the last few minutes: PFGS e-mailed to let me know she's having trouble finding a medicinal chemistry position in the SD area. :( Hmm, gotta figure out a way to help her find such a job since she's probably not headed to SD again (and so I don't get to show her around and maybe convince her to let me take her to dinner) until she gets an interview.

Wooooohhoooooo


I Just Got An Email From The Manager At Ems Saying That She Would Like Me To Call And Schedule And Interview!!!!



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I'm speaking as a woman here, Jschen and I want you to read carefully.....ready......pay close attention.....THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY TUSH TOUCHES. She should not be using you to show where the bruises were. She has a tush of her own for visual aid placement purpose if needed. If she's touching your tush FOR ANY REASON there's something more going on there. Trust me. Snowy, Flippin, Blondie, Shadyiah, back me up here. How many of us have touched a tush of a man in whom we weren't interested in order to illustrate bruises on our giant boyfriends? I'm gonna bet none of us.
*Takes notes*

Wooooohhoooooo


I Just Got An Email From The Manager At Ems Saying That She Would Like Me To Call And Schedule And Interview!!!!



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Whooo Whoooo Go You!