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Michigander
07-29-06, 06:36 PM
**** Manitou. That uncoopertive and impolite company will never get another dime of my money.

jyossarian
07-29-06, 07:57 PM
Team Estrogen's ride is tomorrow. Can't wait. :D There's more males than females going, but that's okay. I should never have said anything publicly about going. Maybe then the other guys wouldn't have signed up. :p
Yeah, that was a big mistake. You're supposed to tell everyone after the ride. That way the story sounds much better that you were the only male in a female paceline and the view was so stunning you didn't notice you road the whole ride on two flat tires.
catatonic
07-29-06, 08:30 PM
Right now....wishing i had something to eat....and that it was one hour and thirty minutes from now, so I could go and get something to eat.

....I'm pretty sure if I came across an alligator, I would end up chasing it down with a fork in one hand, and a knife in the other.

Siu Blue Wind
07-29-06, 08:58 PM
Sgt Morrissey called!~!~

While I was at work. :(

Now I have to wait for him to call back..............
KrisPistofferson
07-29-06, 09:00 PM
Own up-Does anyone else here talk to their bike?
EJ123
07-29-06, 09:07 PM
I call it names when the chain gets derailed off the the smallest chainring:mad:
Siu Blue Wind
07-29-06, 09:16 PM
I talk to them sweetly when I'm cleaning them. :love:
jschen
07-29-06, 10:44 PM
I don't talk to my bikes. My commuter, I have little to say to him. My carbon fiber bike, she's too upset at me to care what I might have to say. My new prima donna, I'm not worthy of talking to her.

For you non-roadies, you might want to check out this thread ( http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=214990). :o :eek: :lol:
Siu Blue Wind
07-29-06, 10:51 PM
Shoes?? That's what I say about my FORKS and my SHOCK!! Nothing less than 5 inches of travel. Yep. Bouncy bouncy boing boing! :D
Pheard
07-29-06, 10:55 PM
**** Manitou. That uncoopertive and impolite company will never get another dime of my money.
Yea man, I've heard so many stories of bad customer service for manipoo. Luckily I'll deal directly with nashbar in returning anything if the fork goes wrong. I honestly wonder how manitou is one of the top 4 fork companies.
Siu Blue Wind
07-29-06, 10:59 PM
Sgt Morrissey called again. Turns out the guy DIDN'T confess. He admitted to being there but not to the actual assault. And there's not enough evidence pending the location and cooperation of the witness. All five are free. :( By law they cannot be held for too long if no evidence is presented.

There is one main investigator and one detective working full time on this.
Pheard
07-29-06, 11:22 PM
F'ing ****** bags. WE need to do something about this horse shlt. Do you have their names?
dauphin
07-29-06, 11:38 PM
eating popcorn
Karldar
07-30-06, 04:11 AM
Sgt Morrissey called again. Turns out the guy DIDN'T confess. He admitted to being there but not to the actual assault. And there's not enough evidence pending the location and cooperation of the witness. All five are free. :( By law they cannot be held for too long if no evidence is presented.

There is one main investigator and one detective working full time on this.
Any surveillance videos of it? Man, if they hadn't sucker-punched you, I bet you woulda opened a can o' whoopass! Stupid punks!:mad: Hope you feel better soon!:)
Karldar
07-30-06, 04:23 AM
Oh, I'm BFing, looking up spiders and checking email after a nap. The concert was ****ing awesome!:D Korn rocked the house! They actually played Ice Cube's Wicked...never thought I'd get to hear that live. Chino from Deftones helped out with it. Set ended with Blind, which was just kickass! I'll probably be sore later....;)
Karldar
07-30-06, 04:50 AM
Own up-Does anyone else here talk to their bike?
I say, "Yah, mule!" when I'm going up a hill or something, but I'm not sure if I'm talkin' to the bike or myself....
Stacey
07-30-06, 04:52 AM
Own up-Does anyone else here talk to their bike?
No, my bike is deaf. I use sign language.
















Mostly the middle finger pointed skywards with the other fingers clenched.
Pheard
07-30-06, 10:15 AM
I say, "Yah, mule!" when I'm going up a hill or something, but I'm not sure if I'm talkin' to the bike or myself....
I always say "don't fail me now, please, please, please" while I'm going 35 on a descent.
blonduathlongrl
07-30-06, 01:52 PM
hello bf nation! :)
wonderful day at the beach here! time for work!
catatonic
07-30-06, 02:24 PM
They got off of the charges? :( That's horrible!

I say we find the guys and u-lock them to some streetlamps by the neck in some remote area, and then get a bike with some mag wheels, spin the back wheel up real nice and start putting their toes into the spokes.
Tom Stormcrowe
07-30-06, 02:42 PM
I always say "don't fail me now, please, please, please" while I'm going 35 on a descent.
When I'm making a descent, approaching 50, I am usually praying for no cars to pull out and no front tire blowouts!:eek:
EJ123
07-30-06, 03:10 PM
Im having a monster energy!=D
I bought a four pack at CVS and they're hella expensive at 9 bucks. I recommend Tom Thumb.
rando
07-30-06, 03:13 PM
cleaning up a couple of old bikes I bought at thrift stores.... soaking the chains. man, those things are nasty. may not have been cleaned since the Ford administration. I need some more degreaser. :)
Michigander
07-30-06, 03:34 PM
I just got back from an RC airshow. The airforce also did several F18 Flyovers because we were really close to Selfridge Air Force Base. That was one good way to spend my 32 hour weekend.
Siu Blue Wind
07-30-06, 04:16 PM
I didn't get a load today. Paid employees Sunday pay for nothing. There goes my profits. Bummer.
Defiance
07-30-06, 06:27 PM
Well, anytime I'm not on my bike I'm on this. (http://www.defianceblog.com/files/new_desk.jpg)

I'm a big gamer :D

EDIT: OMG IT'S RAINING! FINALLY! It hasn't rained in a month or two and I'm too used to the rain of this part of the country to deal with the heat that came as a side effect.

ITS OVER ITS OVER!!! WOO HOO!
blonduathlongrl
07-31-06, 06:48 AM
hi guys, had a fun weekend but a total embaressing moment too, thought Id make you laugh.. I went to my LBS and well, if you think my typing skills are bad because of english being my second language, you should see the way I speak, it's even worst!! I was asking them a question about the "cleats" on my shoes.. but I guess Cleats with the way I speak came out as something else:o I only realised this when the face of that guy helping me changed to red and he wanted to bust up laughing! Inever was so red in my life!:p I laughed by myself in the car the whole way home:p
EJ123
07-31-06, 06:50 AM
LoL
do you have a strong accent?
jyossarian
07-31-06, 07:07 AM
Man, if an attractive woman start asking me about her "cleats", I'd have bust out laughing too. Morning all! I need coffee!
blonduathlongrl
07-31-06, 07:20 AM
it WAS rather funny! and yes, I still have a strong accent and still pronounce things the wrong way (obviously)
Karldar
07-31-06, 07:35 AM
it WAS rather funny! and yes, I still have a strong accent and still pronounce things the wrong way (obviously)
You so silly!;)

I'm, uh, cooking breakfast and thinking about napping. Long night at work....
jyossarian
07-31-06, 07:37 AM
BDG: "Hello, I'm having a problem w/ my cleat. I keep rubbing it the wrong way."
Jyo: "OK, let's go in the back room and I'll see what I can do."

/cue theme music

*bowmp chicka bowmp bowmp*

:)
blonduathlongrl
07-31-06, 07:42 AM
BDG: "Hello, I'm having a problem w/ my cleat. I keep rubbing it the wrong way."
Jyo: "OK, let's go in the back room and I'll see what I can do."

/cue theme music

*bowmp chicka bowmp bowmp*

:)
lol! hey come on now, dont push this...
blonduathlongrl
07-31-06, 07:47 AM
ohhh do I have the feeling I just opened up a can of worms!! I should of known better!!!!!
jyossarian
07-31-06, 07:49 AM
lol! hey come on now, dont push this...
awww..okay. I still need coffee. I'm torn between brewing some (no milk), buying some that sucks from downstairs or riding to Starbucks for a decent cup, but not having any way to carry it back. I'm leaning towards Starbucks.
catatonic
07-31-06, 08:07 AM
oh dear, first we have the peanut in the back of the shorts, and now the rubbing o cleats....


:D

I got a weird look from one of my neighbors yesterday...she came over with some beers to ask me to fix her laptop....well while fixing it, she looked towards my bathoom (visible from the couch), and saw my giant black shaving strop....the glance she gave me was priceless....one of those "WTF kind of pervo are you?" kind of looks....

I had to play along with her and ask her "what's up?" ....'why do you have a whip?' .... "that's my shaving strop, it's for my straight razor" ...'what do you do with that?' (another weird look)... "Shave, you know cut hairs from my face.." 'Yeah I know...but why?' " (in my best RuPaul impersonation) Because I'm beautiful dammit!"

...I can't help it...smartassedness runs in the family. :)
blonduathlongrl
07-31-06, 08:12 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao:
oh dear, first we have the peanut in the back of the shorts, and now the rubbing o cleats....


:D

I got a weird look from one of my neighbors yesterday...she came over with some beers to ask me to fix her laptop....well while fixing it, she looked towards my bathoom (visible from the couch), and saw my giant black shaving strop....the glance she gave me was priceless....one of those "WTF kind of pervo are you?" kind of looks....

I had to play along with her and ask her "what's up?" ....'why do you have a whip?' .... "that's my shaving strop, it's for my straight razor" ...'what do you do with that?' (another weird look)... "Shave, you know cut hairs from my face.." 'Yeah I know...but why?' " (in my best RuPaul impersonation) Because I'm beautiful dammit!"

...I can't help it...smartassedness runs in the family. :)
USAZorro
07-31-06, 09:27 AM
it WAS rather funny! and yes, I still have a strong accent and still pronounce things the wrong way (obviously)

My wife is a native of the Philippines. Her English is remarkably good, but she does still have an accent. I try not to discuss bed linens with her. :)
cycle17
07-31-06, 09:48 AM
Hey everybody! Had a great weekend. Saturday was awesome, then my brother and I went MT Biking yesterday. BEst of all.....I just found out this morning that I'm going to see the Goo Goo Dolls live tonight!! Yeeeeessss!!!:D
jyossarian
07-31-06, 11:46 AM
My wife is a native of the Philippines. Her English is remarkably good, but she does still have an accent. I try not to discuss bed linens with her. :)
So here's a little flip joke:

Q. How does a filipino use "Paul" 4 times in a sentence?
A. Paul, be carepaul, don't paul in the swimming paul. (Use your thick filipino accent when reading this.)

Topics of conversation to avoid:
- Bed sheets
- Fish
- World peace
peregrine
07-31-06, 02:31 PM
My wife is a native of the Philippines. Her English is remarkably good, but she does still have an accent. I try not to discuss bed linens with her. :)

I don't get it :[
I guess 'cuz I've never met anyone for the Philippines before
Shadiyah
07-31-06, 02:35 PM
The rain has stopped. The sun is shining through my window. I just ate a grapefruit. Sipping kombucha, but I'm thinking I didn't let it ferment long enough. Woke up early and went on a short ride before riding to work today. I plan to do this every morning if possible and get my strength up. :) Hiked up to Sunset Peak last night. It was fun, but cold! Ever been to a windy peak at sundown and forget your fleece? Danced at the student recital on Sat. and it was awesome. Went to party after that and had a bit too much to drink. :) Overall, a great weekend. :D
jyossarian
07-31-06, 02:46 PM
I don't get it :[
I guess 'cuz I've never met anyone for the Philippines before
bed sheets get pronounced "bed sh!ts".
USAZorro
07-31-06, 02:54 PM
bed sheets get pronounced "bed sh!ts".

This is true - and are almost never referred to without specifying "bed" before "sheets".
Michigander
07-31-06, 04:01 PM
Its hotter than Hell in Michigan right now. I'm pigging out on ice cream bars my brother got me from Costco. I've earned it, seeing as I'm now down from 220 pounds to 172.
Siu Blue Wind
07-31-06, 04:05 PM
Am I the only one that has three bikes in the bedroom and one in the living room for fear that someone might take them?
jschen
07-31-06, 04:10 PM
I don't know, Siu, but when my R3 shows up, it's staying in the bedroom, where one can't see it from the front door. My Roubaix sits right by the front door, as does my Allez when it's not on the trainer. (Recently, my Allez sits right in front of the TV, still visible from the front door.)
Siu Blue Wind
07-31-06, 04:17 PM
I go to sleep looking at them and wake up looking at them. Somehow this just feels wrong. *sigh*
Shadiyah
07-31-06, 04:24 PM
We live in a loft, so there is really no where else to put them! So far there are four bikes in the front room, but you can see them from the sleeping area as well. We are going to eventually get some racks to hang them from the wall. We'll need it especially if we're going to get two more bikes!
Michigander
07-31-06, 04:25 PM
Am I the only one that has three bikes in the bedroom and one in the living room for fear that someone might take them?

Nope. My peleton, XTR Mesa, Klien, Giant frame, and restored choppered up cruizer all stay in my bedroom which has a schlage lock securing it.