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blonduathlongrl
08-16-06, 10:47 AM
hey guy... getting ready to go boating on the lake:p

Stacey
08-16-06, 10:50 AM
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Eboo
08-16-06, 10:51 AM
I'm cranky for no good reason.

USAZorro
08-16-06, 10:56 AM
Cranky doesn't need a reason. :D
blonduathlongrl
08-16-06, 11:26 AM
you're




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for ya! :) :)
catatonic
08-16-06, 11:33 AM
Morning.

Tip: Don't drink on weeknights.

Tip: Talladega Nights is really funny after you've had a few. :)


I agree...monday sucked in part due to drinking earlier in the night the day before. Hangover+little sleep makes for a very cranky Catatonic-like-thing.
blonduathlongrl
08-16-06, 11:49 AM
In case some of you dont go in the road forums, our beloved mirona got hit by a SUV a few days ago while biking.. he is fine, he is injured though. Thought id let you guys know since he does frequent foo and some of you might want to bring him words of comfort.
You can read more about the accident in road forums under the lancaster ride thread.
SaabFan
08-16-06, 12:00 PM
Ouch :(

I lurk in the road forums. There are far too many people in there waiting to look all big and important and shoot down your post for me to actually start threads there.
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:10 PM
Tip: Don't drink on weeknights.
I seem to have to re-learn this lesson once every 2 or 3 weeks. Feeling better now that I have food in my stomach. Worst part is thinking that I paid to feel like this.
CPcyclist
08-16-06, 12:11 PM
the road forum has a certain flavor to it....


As for me this is a day of hurry up and wait for antibodies to do their thing so I can see a protien on some paper. Oh and I got a parking ticket today for not being out to check my tires every 2 hrs and wipe the calk off. Summer parking fee.
jschen
08-16-06, 12:15 PM
In case some of you dont go in the road forums, our beloved mirona got hit by a SUV a few days ago while biking.. he is fine, he is injured though. Thought id let you guys know since he does frequent foo and some of you might want to bring him words of comfort.
You can read more about the accident in road forums under the lancaster ride thread.
Yikes! :( Thanks for filling us in, BDG. I didn't know that despite living in the road forum.

SaabFan, no need to be afraid of the road forum. We goof off there, too. If you don't believe me, just check out some of the giant SoCal threads. My Labor Day ride planning thread is probably 75% off topic.

[EDIT] Oh, and here's the link (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=219393) to the said thread in case you want to see for yourself how SoCal roadie threads degenerate. At least in this one, we're not discussing desired characteristics of a potential Mrs. jschen. :lol:
Lex
08-16-06, 12:16 PM
Poor Mirona! I hope he heals quickly.

Speaking of bad moods. Someone tell me something funny and interesting quick.
Eboo
08-16-06, 12:17 PM
Poor Mirona! I hope he heals quickly.

Speaking of bad moods. Someone tell me something funny and interesting quick.

*insert something funny and/or interesting here*
SaabFan
08-16-06, 12:18 PM
Someone tell me something funny and interesting quick.


When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
SaabFan
08-16-06, 12:20 PM
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
jschen
08-16-06, 12:21 PM
Lex, the link above has plenty of amusingly strange posts. (Yeah, it would require you to step boldly into the roadie forum.) And Brandy's sloganizer-generated messages are always a hoot.
Lex
08-16-06, 12:21 PM
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

That is excellent advice. LOL

Eboo posting helped as well because whenever she posts I think about the library person who yelled at the guys looking at porn on the library computers "Don't you have a home to do that in!" and it cracks me up - though I'm sure it doesn't sound funny in the moment it was great. Funny association sort of thing. So really it was an *insert something funny here* :lol:
Lex
08-16-06, 12:23 PM
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ohmygosh. :lol:

Thanks, Jschen. I glance at the roadie forum from time to time and was over there a moment ago. I'm with whoever was afraid to venture talk-wise though. Eeeeeeeee. :D
CPcyclist
08-16-06, 12:27 PM
7590..... who will get 7600!!!!!!!
jschen
08-16-06, 12:28 PM
Sigh... this ain't the sig test thread, you know! :lol:
Lex
08-16-06, 12:30 PM
Sigh... this ain't the sig test thread, you know! :lol:

No - it's the sig test in a pretty dress with a slightly more focused focus. :D
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:30 PM
Eboo... would you yell at me if I were to look at porn in your library?
Lex
08-16-06, 12:32 PM
I think it was the kitten death count that was bothering her actually. You wouldn't think that so many kittens die in the library but I can tell you - they do.
Eboo
08-16-06, 12:33 PM
That is excellent advice. LOL

Eboo posting helped as well because whenever she posts I think about the library person who yelled at the guys looking at porn on the library computers "Don't you have a home to do that in!" and it cracks me up - though I'm sure it doesn't sound funny in the moment it was great. Funny association sort of thing. So really it was an *insert something funny here* :lol:

dude! I SO busted a guy for porn last night! Let me tell you, it's my most favorite part of this gig. "Excuse me, sir, but your raging...member...is frightening the patrons. Could you take it outside?" I'm not kidding. I love public humiliation.
Eboo
08-16-06, 12:35 PM
Eboo... would you yell at me if I were to look at porn in your library?

That depends entirely on whether or not I was into said porn.
jyossarian
08-16-06, 12:35 PM
Damn, mirona got hit? That's messed up.

OK, I just got off a conference call and now I have work to do. Blah.
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:35 PM
I think it was the kitten death count that was bothering her actually. You wouldn't think that so many kittens die in the library but I can tell you - they do.
Why does everyone get so upset about killing kittens? That's why they were invented, for ****'s sake!
EJ123
08-16-06, 12:35 PM
Im having Monster low-carb.
jyossarian
08-16-06, 12:36 PM
That depends entirely on whether or not I was into said porn.
oh wow.
SaabFan
08-16-06, 12:36 PM
You wouldn't think that so many kittens die in the library but I can tell you - they do.

Hey, a man's gotta eat!
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:37 PM
That depends entirely on whether or not I was into said porn.
What's your poison?

I wasn't very clear in my last post. What I meant is: Will you please yell at me while I look at porn in your library?
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:38 PM
Hey, a man's gotta eat!
That's kinda... gross.
CPcyclist
08-16-06, 12:43 PM
Sigh... this ain't the sig test thread, you know! :lol:

I know but figured it was a little funny and would take lex's mind off things.
Lex
08-16-06, 12:43 PM
Why does everyone get so upset about killing kittens? That's why they were invented, for ****'s sake!

Picture this. You're sitting at a library desk and you look up at the computer across from you and the gentleman is clearly killing a kitten. You look over at the computer next to him and the same - no discretion whatever - and the computer next to him is a 13 year old looking at Hello Kitty stuff. Same deal with the kid's room. A line up at the third floor computers? Go to the kids room and kill a kitten. I have nothing against killing kittens whatever. I just don't think I need to watch anyone do it as I choose my reading for the week. :D
Lex
08-16-06, 12:45 PM
I know but figured it was a little funny and would take lex's mind off things.

We have a lot of the same people here. No Clyde and Tex is MIA. BeeTL was here for a minute, I think. ZubZub too.
SaabFan
08-16-06, 12:46 PM
Lex, you do a lot of reading, huh?
Eboo
08-16-06, 12:47 PM
it would be my pleasure...just make sure you clean up after yourself:

Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says


By Vimal Patel
February 06, 2006


A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials.

A witness says he's sure Fort Collins resident Larry Holgerson, 48, is the man who ejaculated in Room 165 in the library late last month, according to a police report.

Police last week ordered Holgerson to appear in court. They issued him a court summons after library employee Robert Cerda identified him as the man who had used the allegedly semen-spattered computer, according to the report.

Holgerson says he was in Room 165 of Morgan Library on Jan. 27, but denies masturbating and says the accusation against him is ridiculous.

"For him to conclude that I have the ejaculatory capacity to hit the screen is ludicrous," he said in an interview with the Collegian on Friday afternoon. "At 48, I don't have the distance."

When I start a band, I'm calling it the "************ Allegation"
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:47 PM
Picture this. You're sitting at a library desk and you look up at the computer across from you and the gentleman is clearly killing a kitten. You look over at the computer next to him and the same - no discretion whatever - and the computer next to him is a 13 year old looking at Hello Kitty stuff. Same deal with the kid's room. A line up at the third floor computers? Go to the kids room and kill a kitten. I have nothing against killing kittens whatever. I just don't think I need to watch anyone do it as I choose my reading for the week. :D
What 13 year old looks up Hello Kitty? Kid is in need of some public humiliation and a good porno.
jyossarian
08-16-06, 12:47 PM
FYI - here's mirona's bike after the accident. He's banged up, but can still post so he's not in too bad a shape. Good thing he was wearing a helmet. Damn SUV driving sh!thead.

http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=21997&d=1155498133
SaabFan
08-16-06, 12:48 PM
Hey! There's nothing wrong with Hello Kitty.
Lex
08-16-06, 12:49 PM
Lex, you do a lot of reading, huh?

I average about 25 to 30 books a month right now. Never kept track until someone suggested and I felt sad and shocked for a while but I'm over it. I'm a pretty fast reader.
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:49 PM
it would be my pleasure...just make sure you clean up after yourself
Well, of course. I'm very considerate when I'm rubbing one out in a public place.
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:50 PM
Hey! There's nothing wrong with Hello Kitty.
There are many, many things wront with Hello Kitty.
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:51 PM
I average about 25 to 30 books a month right now. Never kept track until someone suggested and I felt sad and shocked for a while but I'm over it. I'm a pretty fast reader.
I wish I could read. :(
Serendipper
08-16-06, 12:51 PM
I prefer making porn in the library. Librarians are hot!

They know just where to put it....the unshelved stack of books, I mean.:D
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:53 PM
it would be my pleasure...just make sure you clean up after yourself
Oh, and could you do the whole horn-rimmed glases + hair held in a bun with pencils thing while you're at it?
Eboo
08-16-06, 12:54 PM
I wish I could read. :(

Blasphemy!!!!!
explody pup
08-16-06, 12:55 PM
I prefer making porn in the library. Librarians are hot!

They know just where to put it....the unshelved stack of books, I mean.:D
Uhhh... Hi ma'am. This is really embarassing... but I have a paper I'm supposed to write for Biology class. The teacher gave me female anotomy and I was wondering if you could point me in the right direction...

*wakka wakka wakka wakka bowoww wakka wakka chikka wakka bowoww*
Siu Blue Wind
08-16-06, 12:55 PM
FYI - here's mirona's bike after the accident. He's banged up, but can still post so he's not in too bad a shape. Good thing he was wearing a helmet. Damn SUV driving sh!thead.

http://www.bikeforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=21997&d=1155498133


OMG Thank God that he is okay. Mirona, I hope you feel better. A lot of hugs coming your way from Cali. :o
juliebeanpie
08-16-06, 01:24 PM
Hey! There's nothing wrong with Hello Kitty.


There are many, many things wront with Hello Kitty.

If Hello Kitty could talk, she would tell you that there is nothing wrong with her, beyond the fact that she has no mouth. :eek:


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