Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - bringing the bike into the bedroom

is it possible to integrate the other love of ones' life into ones' lovemaking? i speak, of course, about the two pedal tandem, not the one handed trackstand - if you get my drift.

http://www.fbmbmx.com/2005/products/clothing/imgs/love_bike_t.jpg

boys are ALWAYS getting scared off/intimidated by the fixie on the other side of the bed.

Actually, there's not any room for anyone else.

my penis is fixed gear.

boys are ALWAYS getting scared off/intimidated by the fixie on the other side of the bed.

Actually, there's not any room for anyone else.
boys are scared of the other side of the bed. j/k

you know, i asked my girlfriend if the bike could ever join us in bed, and she said no. which sucked, but at the same time, i'm not sure what we'd do with the bike.

you know, i asked my girlfriend if the bike could ever join us in bed, and she said no. which sucked, but at the same time, i'm not sure what we'd do with the bike.

i think deep drop track bars might make it interesting.

oooohhh...and i do have those (and use them from time to time)

me, my girl wearing a mesh safety vest, and the kilo tt. damn near the funnest thing that's ever happened.

chip thunder is my hero

Your bike leaves the bed?

Your bike leaves the bed?

IBTL !

I know someone who sleeps with their bike hanging overhead...........and I don't think it's a space issue.

Speaking of bringing strange things to bed, I have an off topic story that'll probably get deleted unless I choose my words carefully.
I had an inflatable "f" doll at one time. Super cheesy and cheap, hardly any hair on it's head, with that classic , extra vulgar pose. You know........arms out, mouth open, neon pink naughty parts ................total "Blue Velvet". My girlfriend HATED it, and my cats were scared of it. I kept it around (unmolested and unused) for awhile, and would haul it out now and again just to be annoying.
" Where's my hair brush?"
" I think I saw it over there in the inflatable brush holder".................. That sorta thing
One night, as my girlfriend slept next to me, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to at LEAST try the darn thing out. She awoke as I was JUST about to finish inflating it. BUSTED! Much to my surprise, she was into the idea. Now it was gonna be a weird 3 way. I pushed the little nozzle cap back in ( the same kind used on cheap beach balls) which was in the middle of the doll's back. My thumb went all the way thru, and air came leaking out at a rapid rate. It was irrepairably damaged! Knowing that time was short, I tried in vain to stem the flow of escaping air, so "certain" parts were still useable.
" Quick, pinch off her arm!"
" Grab the legs! The LEGS!"
We were laughing so hard that, needless to say, the mood was officially spoiled. We were all deflated at that point. :)
Fun times.

I'm trying to figure out if I should be disturbed or elated by this.

my bike chills next to my bed, which isn't too weird. you guys seem like a bunch of pervs.

hhhhahaahahahahaah

I actually laughed aloud ...lol

lube her up and plug the bars.

I know someone who sleeps with their bike hanging overhead...........and I don't think it's a space issue.

Speaking of bringing strange things to bed, I have an off topic story that'll probably get deleted unless I choose my words carefully.
I had an inflatable "f" doll at one time. Super cheesy and cheap, hardly any hair on it's head, with that classic , extra vulgar pose. You know........arms out, mouth open, neon pink naughty parts ................total "Blue Velvet". My girlfriend HATED it, and my cats were scared of it. I kept it around (unmolested and unused) for awhile, and would haul it out now and again just to be annoying.
" Where's my hair brush?"
" I think I saw it over there in the inflatable brush holder".................. That sorta thing
One night, as my girlfriend slept next to me, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to at LEAST try the darn thing out. She awoke as I was JUST about to finish inflating it. BUSTED! Much to my surprise, she was into the idea. Now it was gonna be a weird 3 way. I pushed the little nozzle cap back in ( the same kind used on cheap beach balls) which was in the middle of the doll's back. My thumb went all the way thru, and air came leaking out at a rapid rate. It was irrepairably damaged! Knowing that time was short, I tried in vain to stem the flow of escaping air, so "certain" parts were still useable.
" Quick, pinch off her arm!"
" Grab the legs! The LEGS!"
We were laughing so hard that, needless to say, the mood was officially spoiled. We were all deflated at that point. :)
Fun times.

Whoa...

Dude.

Seriously. TMI.

Quoted for posterity. :D

Shhhh!
Let her sleep and we'll go for brunch.

In my old apartment, my track bike and my singlespeed would sleep hanging at the end of my bed...My girlfriend used to think i was looking at them when.....being with her...I was.

xvx
wes

my two babies (not fully assembled yet) sleeps next to my bed every night.

i just throw a blanket over it, i dont want to see it.

my girl mounted my babt in nothing but some lil' french country blue and white checked underwear last night. i'm not sure i could've been happier, until she told me that if it was gonna join us in bed we'd need plastic sheets to keep the mattress from getting greasy.

my girl mounted my babt in nothing but some lil' french country blue and white checked underwear last night. i'm not sure i could've been happier, until she told me that if it was gonna join us in bed we'd need plastic sheets to keep the mattress from getting greasy.
What? No pics?

mats? what? grease from sitting on the bike? what a *****.

there's a book about that sorta love:

Do think the bike is more decorative in the living room. art deco. The recumbent might work better in the bed room.

so....like...having sex while trackstanding on a fixed bent?


wow. talk about kinky. i'd almost call that **** weird.

so....like...having sex while trackstanding on a fixed bent?


wow. talk about kinky. i'd almost call that **** weird.

I'd call that elevating your game.

*golf clap*

On that note, hello lesbian 3-some bike porn:

http://www.bikesexual.org/cm/bikesexual/nakedtandem.jpg

Okay, maybe not ... but I tried.

there's a book about that sorta love:

That is freaking awesome!

i can't believe this thread has survived as long as it has

i was thinking a more bondage idea. using old tubes to tie to the frame/bars.
the wheels would have to go.

Hell no it can't join me in the bedroom. I'd finish too fast looking at the bike. Ohhhhhh....

I got the bike in the bedroom thing covered. Now I just need to get a girl up in there.

girl - "Why is your bike in your bedroom?"

me - "Because I was drunk and brought it in here; looks like you and the bike have something in common."

you all need to get laid

you all need to get laid

Truth.

(for me at least :()

of course we all need to get laid. who doesn't like sex? for me, ideally, it would be a couple of times a day....

we need to get laid...

what an unnecessary observation...; )