Jokes & Humor - George W. Bush Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

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Mr. Markets
02-07-06, 12:48 AM
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were
stored. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost
finished coloring the second one.

The White House called FEMA, but there was no answer.


KrisPistofferson
02-07-06, 12:50 AM
:lol:

Michigander
02-07-06, 12:00 PM
What do a poodle and the president have in common?

A poodle has little understanding of the english language, is an idiot, and is not actually the president of the United States. (Okay, the last part expired in 05).


gapowermike
02-28-06, 07:14 PM
"You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie."

I love that.

Michael

linux_author
02-28-06, 07:22 PM
Q: Why doesn't Hillary wear boxer briefs?

A: No support.

eubi
03-01-06, 07:06 AM
Hahaha. The classics never die.

First time I heard this it was the Spiro T. Agnew library.

(He was Richard Nixon's first VP, for all you young whippersnappers)

:D