Foo - Wow I love being funny sometimes.

Well me and a freind of mine (Female) were a little irritated with each other. Here is why. My humor may have just saved me.
Plus shes really pretty, I am a sucker for good looking girls. And shes into me. yay. Moving on.


Phone rings

me:Yea
Her: Heya
me: Hello, hows it goin
her: You are in big trouble
me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
her: -silent giggling-
me: So whats wrong
her: Some of your freinds just told me you do pot
me: ...
her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
me: Well thank god
her: I'm hurt
me: Should I call an ambulance
her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
me: No thats only on tuesdays
her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
me: I was sleeping
her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
me: You did?
her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your habit. I cant hang out with druggies.
me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out my habit?
her: yes
me: ouch
her: What happened?
me: I just got mentally punched in the face
her: huh? Are you high
me: No, thats only thursdays
her: Not funny
me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
her: -giggles-
me: See it was funny
her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
me: ....
her: ...
me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my biking recently too
her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to drugs
me: Well I'm not
her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
me: Good point
her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with stoners.
me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He does more drugs then ozzy.
her: -laughs- He didnt do drugs when we went out
me: Another lie!?

And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.

GO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

I pwnt my mother over MSN this evening :p
My dad msged me and told me that next time I talked to her to mention how smooth her cursor was moving. (apparentlyshe got a new wireless trackball). Well the perfect opportunity snuck up when she msged me to see whether I had helped my sister in law with fixing her computer. :D

That was sooooooooooo funny :roflmao:

You do see where this is going, don't you?

02-10-07

Phone rings

me:Yea
Her: Heya
me: Hello, hows it goin
her: You are in big trouble
me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
her: -silent giggling-
me: So whats wrong
her: Some of your freinds just told me you cancelled our date to go for a bike ride
me: ...
her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
me: Well thank god
her: I'm hurt
me: Should I call an ambulance
her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
me: No thats only on tuesdays
her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
me: I was sleeping
her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
me: You did?
her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your riding. I cant hang out with guys in spandex.
me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out I like carbon fiber?
her: yes
me: ouch
her: What happened?
me: I just got mentally punched in the face
her: huh? Are you on your trainer
me: No, thats only thursdays
her: Not funny
me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
her: -giggles-
me: See it was funny
her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
me: ....
her: ...
me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my social life recently too
her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to minimizing component weight
me: Well I'm not
her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
me: Good point
her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with guys who shave their legs.
me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He rides more than Lance
her: -laughs- He didnt do cycle when we went out
me: Another lie!?

And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.

Beware of the secret messages
:(

http://support.jodohost.com/images/smilies/suspicious.gif smooth cursor?! lol

The text in white, it comes for you
run
run

Hey I didn't make it up :D but boy the reaction from her was dang hilarious :D

You do see where this is going, don't you?

02-10-07

Phone rings

me:Yea
Her: Heya
me: Hello, hows it goin
her: You are in big trouble
me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
her: -silent giggling-
me: So whats wrong
her: Some of your freinds just told me you cancelled our date to go for a bike ride
me: ...
her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
me: Well thank god
her: I'm hurt
me: Should I call an ambulance
her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
me: No thats only on tuesdays
her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
me: I was sleeping
her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
me: You did?
her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your riding. I cant hang out with guys in spandex.
me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out I like carbon fiber?
her: yes
me: ouch
her: What happened?
me: I just got mentally punched in the face
her: huh? Are you on your trainer
me: No, thats only thursdays
her: Not funny
me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
her: -giggles-
me: See it was funny
her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
me: ....
her: ...
me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my social life recently too
her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to minimizing component weight
me: Well I'm not
her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
me: Good point
her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with guys who shave their legs.
me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He rides more than Lance
her: -laughs- He didnt do cycle when we went out
me: Another lie!?

And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.

That made me laugh very hard.

Always watching. Always watching

hehhe. very well done except for the last one . needed to remove do :p

Well me and a freind of mine (Female) were a little irritated with each other. Here is why. My humor may have just saved me.
Plus shes really pretty, I am a sucker for good looking girls. And shes into me. yay. Moving on.

And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.


What a man won't do or say for cooze.

If you really cared for her you be straight up with her. If she really cared for you it wouldn't matter if you toked up a bit or not.

Those that matter do not judge
Those that judge do not matter

ehhhhh
judging is one thing but hanging around somebody who is doing drugs could get you arrested. Arrests don't look good anywhere :p

i pwn u all

ehhhhh
judging is one thing but hanging around somebody who is doing drugs could get you arrested. Arrests don't look good anywhere :p

i pwn u all

Unless you wanna be a rapper.

That is very true.
Almost got caught:(

I hardly think OP is going to be walking down the sidewalk hitting a bong. Do you?

I "do pot", it's taken me a whole year to to smoke a dime bag. Nefarious criminal coming to a city near you. :rolleyes:

OMG :( Stay Awy STAY AWAY!~ :'( :roflmao:
Leave it to parents and cops to blow it out of proportion :D
whew. sooo close

And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.

That is so cool. Drugs are so unbelievably dumb. :D

Would you consider alcohol a drig?

I personally don't believe in anything that stimulates or numbs the brain artificially :p But having nearly been killed by a usually normal but while intoxicated not incontrol of himself , I am a tad biased.

You do see where this is going, don't you?

02-10-07

Phone rings

me:Yea
Her: Heya
me: Hello, hows it goin
her: You are in big trouble
me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
her: -silent giggling-
me: So whats wrong
her: Some of your freinds just told me you cancelled our date to go for a bike ride
me: ...
her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
me: Well thank god
her: I'm hurt
me: Should I call an ambulance
her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
me: No thats only on tuesdays
her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
me: I was sleeping
her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
me: You did?
her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your riding. I cant hang out with guys in spandex.
me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out I like carbon fiber?
her: yes
me: ouch
her: What happened?
me: I just got mentally punched in the face
her: huh? Are you on your trainer
me: No, thats only thursdays
her: Not funny
me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
her: -giggles-
me: See it was funny
her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
me: ....
her: ...
me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my social life recently too
her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to minimizing component weight
me: Well I'm not
her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
me: Good point
her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with guys who shave their legs.
me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He rides more than Lance
her: -laughs- He didnt do cycle when we went out
me: Another lie!?

And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.
That was histerical!!!!! and I would go out with a trainer addict spandex wearing freak , specially if he shaves his legs!!!! woo hoo!!

Would you consider alcohol a drig?

Alcohol is a drug. So is Pepto Bismal (sp?). I wouldn't touch alcohol though. :)

Peptol Bismol can **** you up faster and worse then the equal amount of alkeehol

That'd be terribly dumb of me. :)
Lol.

Pepto bismol is the most dangerous creation known to man.

It should say dont drink this **** and try to ride roller skates over a pile of dirt. You'll die.

<feeling stoopid> What's up with Pepto?

Just comparing a common grocery store 'drug' with another very uncomparable drink called alcohol under the same term of 'drug'. Its such a broad term and I was making a lame analogy about it. Pepto came to my mind, its so pink so I remember it well.

:)

Metalhead, I'm sorry you've had problems with that handy medication. Wouldn't want to know what troubles pot brought you!

hmm.... hallucinations of cheese?

(previous post)That is so cool. Drugs are so unbelievably dumb.

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Just comparing a common grocery store 'drug' with another very uncomparable drink called alcohol under the same term of 'drug'. Its such a broad term and I was making a lame analogy about it. Pepto came to my mind, its so pink so I remember it well.

That's just the point You Make a broad based statement "Drugs are so unbelievably dumb.", yet you fail to take into account perscription drugs like Penicillin, Themoxifin, Synthroid, Lithium, Prozac etc. which are used to help a great many people live hapy, healty, productive lives. You seem to neglect the hidden drugs like alchahol, caffine (in coffee, tea AND a lot of soft drinks).

The important thing to consider is drug abuse. Wether it's caffine, nicotine, booze, pot, or pepto. It's not the use that's dumb... but the abuse.