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02-13-06, 04:31 PM
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at
his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his
door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books
such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
and right.
about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at
his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his
door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books
such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
and right.