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MsVicki
02-14-06, 08:36 PM
Was that you that I saw at 6:22 tonite riding on the sidewalk on E. College Street WITHOUT A HELMET??


curt in denver
02-14-06, 08:50 PM
Busted!

hi565
02-14-06, 09:20 PM
bum bum bummmmmm...


explody pup
02-14-06, 09:24 PM
Helmetz r 4 loozers! LOL!

MERTON
02-14-06, 09:30 PM
no. i always wear a black protec B2 with a bunch of rectangular green reflective kryptonite stickers on it.


plus i only ride the road.

Stacey
02-14-06, 09:33 PM
It was his evil twin brother 'Skippy'

slvoid
02-14-06, 09:48 PM
Was that you that I saw at 6:22 tonite riding on the sidewalk on E. College Street WITHOUT A HELMET??

Despite the fact that both these men look totally homeless, no that wasn't merton.

A.troll
02-14-06, 09:51 PM
Awww, you guys leave my boyfriend, MERTON, alone! :love:

blue_neon
02-14-06, 09:55 PM
Was he wearing his fanny pack?

MERTON
02-14-06, 09:58 PM
i won't have it till next week....


what's so wrong about a fanny pack anyway? it's just a really convenient bag is all... sheesh. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


heh... look at me... i'm like siu :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

MsVicki
02-14-06, 10:05 PM
no. i always wear a black protec B2 with a bunch of rectangular green reflective kryptonite stickers on it.


plus i only ride the road.

What a relief! Cause this dude almost bowled over a bunch of college girls as he zipped past them on the sidewalk! Glad to know you are the SAFE dude with the black protec B2 with a bunch of rectangular green reflective kryptonite stickers on it that is always riding on the road!

:D

MERTON
02-14-06, 10:33 PM
if you ever do see me will you tail me and tell me how fast i'm going?

jyossarian
02-14-06, 10:38 PM
if you ever do see me will you tail me and tell me how fast i'm going?
jeez, i don't even know which joke to start off first with...

MERTON
02-14-06, 10:52 PM
what? i ain't slow.

KingTermite
02-15-06, 05:34 AM
MERTON doesn't know HOW to ride a bike does he?

KingTermite
02-15-06, 05:36 AM
It was his evil twin brother 'Skippy'
Skippy is the "cool" one. ;)



what? i ain't slow.
Not for a northbound turtle on crutches in a southbound arctic gale wind anyway....

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 06:45 AM
:roflmao: poor Merton. poor poor merton

MsVicki
02-15-06, 01:32 PM
if you ever do see me will you tail me and tell me how fast i'm going?

How about if I ever see you, I will give you a wave as I zip on past you?

:p

MERTON
02-15-06, 04:11 PM
okay... but i would still like to know my speed if you have the time... you can pm me it... and don't pass close!

randya
02-15-06, 04:13 PM
Green kryptonite makes you weak, red kryptonite makes you crazy.

SpiderMike
02-15-06, 04:29 PM
okay... but i would still like to know my speed if you have the time... you can pm me it... and don't pass close!


Are you trying to hint that you want a bike computer for your birthday????

MERTON
02-15-06, 04:37 PM
no... i'd like free summer housing for my birthday.

randya
02-15-06, 04:39 PM
then he can afford to buy his own bike computer with the money he saves on rent...

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 06:22 PM
:roflmao:

khuon
02-15-06, 06:29 PM
Green kryptonite makes you weak, red kryptonite makes you crazy.

I think that's the opposite of curry.

MERTON
02-15-06, 07:29 PM
got the 60's for 1 set of 8 reps on the decline thing today... that's 120lbs! :p

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 07:37 PM
got the 60's for 1 set of 8 reps on the decline thing today... that's 120lbs! :p
for benchpressing?

MERTON
02-15-06, 07:58 PM
for benchpressing?


situps

:p

damn... i forgot it was the fanny thread that shoulda posted that in... oh well.

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 08:50 PM
What equipment do you use to put weights on your body when doing situps / crunches ? I can put 140 on my bowflex and do a crunch but I am not sure how effective that is

MERTON
02-15-06, 08:51 PM
i just hold a dumbell with each hand with the flat ends of the dumbells against my front deltoid... kinda like if i were doing shoulder press but with the weight in the front.

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 10:44 AM
Oh, come on, Merton. You know you don't do weights. When do you have time? You are either in school, doing homework, playing with your bike, posting on BF or on the toilet. Be real, guy. Be real. Geez... :rolleyes:

MERTON
02-16-06, 02:15 PM
*birdy* :P







ahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

i lift weights... i don't DO them... that would be gross and uncalled for.

KingTermite
02-16-06, 02:17 PM
Oh, come on, Merton. You know you don't do weights. When do you have time? You are either in school, doing homework, playing with your bike, posting on BF or on the toilet. Be real, guy. Be real. Geez... :rolleyes:
Aaaaaah....give the guy a break. He's gotta try to beef up that bird chest some how. :rolleyes:

bikecrate
02-16-06, 02:50 PM
Was that you that I saw at 6:22 tonite riding on the sidewalk on E. College Street WITHOUT A HELMET??

Did he look like this guy? If so, it probably was him...

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 10:18 PM
*birdy* :P







ahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

i lift weights... i don't DO them... that would be gross and uncalled for.


What, you gonna fly away???? And I wasn't talking about lifting them. Yes, you got it right, buster. I know you DO them. (Ooops. I blew your secret, didn't I?) *wink wink*

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 10:19 PM
Aaaaaah....give the guy a break. He's gotta try to beef up that bird chest some how. :rolleyes:

Yeah, you're right. Poor Merton.

MERTON
02-16-06, 10:21 PM
be quiet you perverted old jackass... sheesh... don't you have any one offline to bug? you bugged them all away didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!!?? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 10:24 PM
Nope. You're still online and still here. But just like Slvoid said. We ....uh HE loves you.

MERTON
02-16-06, 10:26 PM
Nope. You're still online and still here. But just like Slvoid said. We ....uh HE loves you.


oh... so you're a weird second personality of slvoid... i knew he was a girl.... and if you loved me so much you stop harrassing me... pervert.



:p

peregrine
02-16-06, 10:38 PM
*ahem*


http://support.jodohost.com/images/smilies/suspicious.gif Can we please leave birds out of this dicussion?

MERTON
02-16-06, 10:42 PM
what the hell are you jabberin about anyway?

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 10:45 PM
*ahem*


http://support.jodohost.com/images/smilies/suspicious.gif Can we please leave birds out of this dicussion?


No problem. We don't want to offend any such majestic and beautiful creatures. (Love my crows) Blame it on Merton. He started it. He has to ruin everything. :rolleyes:

peregrine
02-16-06, 10:49 PM
Yay, thanks Siu :love:



And I don't jabber, old man!

MERTON
02-16-06, 10:54 PM
do too!!!

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 10:55 PM
At least she uses capitals!

MERTON
02-16-06, 10:56 PM
she also makes incomplete sentences

peregrine
02-16-06, 11:04 PM
OMG! I do not!!


Do you wanna settle this outside, huh punk? Well, bring it on! http://support.jodohost.com/images/smilies/boxing.gif

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 11:05 PM
do too!!!


^^^^*ahem*^^^^This above, is an incomplete sentence.

Siu Blue Wind
02-16-06, 11:06 PM
OMG! Do not!!


Do you wanna settle this outside, huh punk? Well, bring it on! http://support.jodohost.com/images/smilies/boxing.gif


Ha Ha! I bet my Kona AND my Cake on Peregrine!!!!!

randya
02-16-06, 11:24 PM
grammar contest! woot! woot!