Foo - CHUCK NORRIS!!! on fox sports

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5331874

Scroll down about 3/4ths of the page, in the middle. Chuck Norris himself confirms the myths.

AMAZING.

I don't know how all this Chuck Norris stuff began but its everywhere and its FUNNY!!

Just simply funny!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Well I have to admit...THAT was funny!!

That is dam funny!!! He was a good sport about it too!

That is awesome.

Is he a cyclist?

If not shouldn't this be foo?

One of my favs: When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. :D

Is he a cyclist?

If not shouldn't this be foo?

Well, he does challenge Lance Armstrong to a, um, contest. And his tears cure cancer, (even though Chuck Norris never cries) so isn't that close enough?

Chuck Norris can fly. This is because gravity doesn't mess with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't write, words assemble themselves into sentences out of fear.

How dare someone mention that this thread be moved! Do you want Chuck Norris to hunt you down and round house kick you?! LOL

How dare someone mention that this thread be moved! Do you want Chuck Norris to hunt you down and round house kick you?! LOL
Ummm.. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. :rolleyes: sheesh.

Oh sorry... come to your home and round house you. That's better right? :-)

Yes :)

Chuck Norris spit this one time with so much force that it went back in time and killed a man. Sadly, he was at the grassy knoll when this happened. :(

http://video.msn.com/v/us/dw.htm?p=33/64&g=3405c18f-f809-4ee6-ba08-3e7e4dc1ebfc&m=us&pl=Fox%20Sports_Top%20News

theres the actual link
lmao
hahah
omg

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments from death.

Great poll on the FoxSports Initiator webpage:

Which myth about tough guy Chuck Norris is most likely to be true:

1 - No chin under his beard, only another fist

2 - Doesn't churn butter, roundhouse kicks cow

3 - Downed fighter plane with finger, yelling 'Bang!'

4 - Only man to ever beat a brick wall in tennis

5 - House has no doors, only walls he walks through


Is this some sort of trick question? They're all true! :eek:

Must be too many people going after it now.....it is "loading....." FOREVER!

Must be too many people going after it now.....it is "loading....." FOREVER!
loaded up nice and fast (instantly) for me

Maybe Fox didnt play florida AT &T for "faster connections" so they are delaying them :(

Maybe the slowness has something to do with Global Warming.

Oh, and Duke Sucks. :p

wait,I don't get it. The article I got was about kid cheering a brokeback mountain cheer.

what?

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.

hahah that last one is great...

I feell into that burning ring of fire.. and the flames grew higher

wait,I don't get it. The article I got was about kid cheering a brokeback mountain cheer.

what?

http://video.msn.com/v/us/dw.htm?p=...orts_Top%20News

theres the actual link
lmao
hahah
omg
In case you didn't get it :p

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

My favorites:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.