Foo - Paris Hilton may play movie Mother Teresa

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KingTermite
02-15-06, 05:28 PM
This has GOT to be a joke!!

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/4979/Hilton_to_be_cast_as_Mother_Teresa


aussie troy
02-15-06, 05:34 PM
thats just wrong on so many levels

peregrine
02-15-06, 06:24 PM
No, that's hot! Like, seriously.


TexasGuy
02-15-06, 06:26 PM
I think that is the definition of Irony
Its like 10 thousand sppoons when all you need is a fork
its like being cast in a porno and then playing Mother Theresa
and isn't it ironic.. a little ironicc.....
but i really believe.......

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 06:27 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/24/paris_hilton.jpg
mmmmm whatever religion Mother Theresa was I'm converting :D

A.troll
02-15-06, 06:32 PM
Yeah, that will be about as convincing as ME playing Mother Teresa. HA!


:eek:

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 06:35 PM
well if Mother Theresa was short :p
and you were short :p
course
A.Troll > Paris Hilton :p I just get to see paris hilton chewing a burger dressed in umm. yeah and umm anyways moving on

curt in denver
02-15-06, 07:22 PM
That would be a great movie............For me to poop on!!!!!! :D

twahl
02-15-06, 07:23 PM
mmmmm whatever religion Mother Theresa was I'm converting :D

Ever been spanked by a nun?

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 07:38 PM
if it was Paris Hilton I wouldn't mind. might want to plug my nose though :p

catatonic
02-15-06, 08:36 PM
Paris as Mother Teresa....

....so this gives me some questions:

*Who is going to kill Paris so she doesn't screw it up?

*Who is going to tie strings to her and use her as a giant marionette?

*who is doing voiceovers....I prefer Kelsey Grammar, since after all, if you are going to defile a person by having Paris perform the part, might as well go for defiling with honors.

*who is going to dispose of her pet rat...err....dog?

....no I am not a Paris fan....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.

TexasGuy
02-15-06, 08:43 PM
I'm not a fan of her either :p
in fact I've never seen any movie that she has been in, porn or not. In fact I only know of her because of all of her bizarres situations.

iamlucky13
02-15-06, 10:30 PM
Yeah, that will be about as convincing as ME playing Mother Teresa. HA!


:eek:

The difference is, we all know you as a kind and caring troll who believes that truely lovely other people is important, whereas Paris is pretty much concerned with shiny things. I'll take A.troll over Paris any day.

This sounds like complete BS. The only thing Paris has in common with Mother Theresa is insufficient diet.

Nachoman
02-15-06, 11:15 PM
A mother teresa movie sounds boring. With paris hilton. That's hot.

Sprocket Man
02-15-06, 11:44 PM
....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
I saw that too! I downloaded that video on the internet! Oh wait, it wasn't House of Wax I downloaded. Ummmmmm. . . never mind. . . .

DannoXYZ
02-15-06, 11:54 PM
It wasn't that big of a rod...

classic1
02-16-06, 03:07 AM
....no I am not a Paris fan....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.

I know practice makes perfect, but surely Paris is bored with that by now.

TexasGuy
02-16-06, 06:31 AM
heh

KingTermite
02-16-06, 07:38 AM
That would be a great movie............For me to poop on!!!!!! :D


Best response yet!!!! :)