Foo - Speaking of sex offenders... are there any ACTUAL women on this board?

Or are they all guys pretending to be women?

I'll accept 58 v-dub since she's up front with herself.

You caught me.

*belch*

:D

Sorry, forgot about you Koffee.


(Hmm, not that I've ever seen Koffee in person.......)

They're all men, even the women.

28/m/nyc = 28/m/nyc
28/f/nyc = 28/m/nyc
15/f/nyc = 28/m/FBI
15/m/nyc = 28/m/FBI

Sorry, forgot about you Koffee.


(Hmm, not that I've ever seen Koffee in person.......)

Well you missed out. Her brother lived about a half mile from you and we have shared a couple of rides around town. All woman there, I'll attest to it.

I just saw Brokeback Mountain, if that does not make me a girl, I do not know what does.

Here I am, big boy.

Oooooooooh babby

you forgot a.troll!! sheesh.

UHHHHH OK,OK, I just CAN'T take it anymore... I have to come clean, Eggy, and say that I'm actually a 53 year old male... ... THERE!! You happy know?

:roflmao:


THERE!! You happy now?

I doubt it. He's looking for females, not 53 year old males.

Okay, Jeff, I admit it. I'm actually a 20 year old female. :p I just pretended to be male so that I could fit in in the testosterone-driven arguments in the road cycling forum. ;)

NOW he's happy. :lol:

you forgot a.troll!! sheesh.

No way can Jeffy forget about me! He isn't THAT big an egghead....errr, eggplant!

Hey, Jeffy? Wanna be my boyfriend? :D

:love: :love: :love:

I doubt it. He's looking for females, not 53 year old males.


Well, I throught he'd be happy with my confession... I doubt he's looking for females since the lucky bastid's got one at home already :**

The more the merrier. :)

lol, or

misery loves company :p

I'm a tomboy. Does that count?

Or are they all guys pretending to be women?

I'll accept 58 v-dub since she's up front with herself.
Sheesh! What about me... I'm running with full disclosure. :p

I just saw Brokeback Mountain, if that does not make me a girl, I do not know what does.


I saw Brokeback Mountain and I play the violin. What guy would freely admit to either of those??

I saw Brokeback Mountain and I play the violin. What guy would freely admit to either of those??

I would like to know what guy preceeds their name with "Ms."

I would like to know what guy preceeds their name with "Ms."

Martin Samuel Violin? :D

I have no clue what the Egg Man is after here. Even if I were to mis-type an occasional lisp into my posts, I've never claimed to be a she. Siu likes to play with peoples' minds once in a while, but aside from that, I've not run into anyone who has attempted to confuse others. Jeff, you been drinking tonight or something? And what's an SW job?

And what's an SW job?


Last I heard, it meant Social Worker.

I would like to know what guy preceeds their name with "Ms."

Okay! That, too! Three things that prove I'm a woman. :p

I like to play with Siu too...


[Siu likes to play with peoples' minds once in a while, but aside from that, I've not run into anyone who has attempted to confuse others. Jeff, you been drinking tonight or something? And what's an SW job?

Last I checked I was a wo...hey what's that thing?

Last I heard, it meant Social Worker.

Very likely. Spot Welders probably earn more per hour though.

Jeff there are lot on the forums but you know it just doesn't matter. The important thing is their love for cycling and there are more the a few who could ride a guy off their wheel.

I like to play with Siu too...


Okay so they've got us figured out. I'm the guy, you're the girl and we both like to play....*tee hee!* Sooooo. What do you want us to be today???? We'll have to get Stacey and Mandy involved in this somehow.

(Pssst.....Slvoid.....Did they figure out that my avatar is your avatar and your avatar is my avatar yet?) :D

Martin Samuel Violin? :D

I have no clue what the Egg Man is after here. Even if I were to mis-type an occasional lisp into my posts, I've never claimed to be a she. Siu likes to play with peoples' minds once in a while, but aside from that, I've not run into anyone who has attempted to confuse others. Jeff, you been drinking tonight or something? And what's an SW job?

And there was, my friend, a very good reason for that. Remember? ;)

And what's an SW job?
software job

<=== Sometimes has to bend over & be both:rolleyes:

^^^ Oooh, more woman than I'll ever be, more man than I'll ever have. :)

Last I heard, it meant Social Worker.

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAa

Oh my god that's hysterical. I never even thought of that!!!

Maybe that explains why I'm not getting any good emails...

"SW" means SOFTWARE to me.... I'm a software engineer.

Well, i try to stay "intune" with my femine side,But lately it's been running wild& dominating me :D

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAa

Oh my god that's hysterical. I never even thought of that!!!

Maybe that explains why I'm not getting any good emails...

"SW" means SOFTWARE to me.... I'm a software engineer.

That's good to hear, actually. I've met a lot of social workers, and every last one of them had a screw loose. Seems to be a prerequisite.

I have no clue what the Egg Man is after here. Even if I were to mis-type an occasional lisp into my posts, I've never claimed to be a she. Siu likes to play with peoples' minds once in a while, but aside from that, I've not run into anyone who has attempted to confuse others. Jeff, you been drinking tonight or something? And what's an SW job?

OK maybe my OP wasn't clear enough.

Most of the real women act gender-neutral most of the time.

Of the posters I can think of who actively imply that they are female, I can think of 5 off the top of my head whose "femininity" is questionable.

And no that's not counting Stacey or Mandy.

So while we're on the topic, any of you "girls" (by which I mean guys) feel like explaining what makes "some guy" (by which I mean you) pretend to be a girl online?

Maybe I'm just more well-adjusted than most (HA!) but I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind to make people think I'm a girl online.

That's good to hear, actually. I've met a lot of social workers, and every last one of them had a screw loose. Seems to be a prerequisite.

Unfortunately I think it's a result not a prereq. If you get paid jack to spend all day trying to help messed up people fix their messed up lives, it's gonna get to you in pretty short order.

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAa

Oh my god that's hysterical. I never even thought of that!!!

Maybe that explains why I'm not getting any good emails...

"SW" means SOFTWARE to me.... I'm a software engineer.

OK is my title/sig clearer now?

It's clear that your SW job leaves you with entirely too much time on your hands. Get to work Jeff!

If I wanted to work, I wouldn't "work" in software ;).

Anyway my current project has ground to an almost complete halt thanks to the new PM. She's managed to make us (the whole team) get less done in the last 6 months than I (the individual) got done in my first couple weeks on the job (we had a different PM back then).

Let's hear it for schedules and meetings!

Or are they all guys pretending to be women?

I'll accept 58 v-dub since she's up front with herself.

I always thought you were a woman? You mean you're not?!??!? :eek:

I hear that. I told Scott that he really needed to get some work out of Lauren...I mean he's got to pay him as a full timer regardless, and there's very little in the way of repairs (or builds) going on right now...so here I sit at home...

I always thought you were a woman? You mean you're not?!??!? :eek:

Well, I always thought he (or she ;)) was a social worker. Master of disguise?

I am an actual real live woman.....completely with all the negative and positive things that come with being a woman. I could itemize them but I'm sure you all don't want to hear about stretch marks and back pain. :D

But I hear you on meetings and co-workers. I have gotten more done in the last week since my co-worker has been in Mexico than I have since starting this project.

I always thought you were a woman? You mean you're not?!??!? :eek:

Doesn't my avatar make it plain enough? That's a male Eclectus parrot, a species so sexually dimorphic that the males and females were originally though to be different subspecies.

Geepers people what were you doing in biology class? ;)

I hear that. I told Scott that he really needed to get some work out of Lauren...I mean he's got to pay him as a full timer regardless, and there's very little in the way of repairs (or builds) going on right now...so here I sit at home...

I need to break some more spokes to keep him busy ;). Maybe I should run down the sledding hill again... Hey that's what we can do since you didn't take me up on my offer to go riding in the snow :D.

Geepers people what were you doing in biology class? ;)

Pondering the subtleties of the female anatomy...and not parrot females, either. :D

I am an actual real live woman.....completely with all the negative and positive things that come with being a woman. I could itemize them but I'm sure you all don't want to hear about stretch marks and back pain. :D

But I hear you on meetings and co-workers. I have gotten more done in the last week since my co-worker has been in Mexico than I have since starting this project.


You're right there, but please tell us about cramps & bloating :lol:

The more the merrier. :)

A bigamist has one wife too many. A monogomist has the same thing. :o

You're right there, but please tell us about cramps & bloating :lol:

I'll spare you all the nightmares. :lol:

I am an actual real live woman.....completely with all the negative and positive things that come with being a woman. I could itemize them but I'm sure you all don't want to hear about stretch marks and back pain. :D

But I hear you on meetings and co-workers. I have gotten more done in the last week since my co-worker has been in Mexico than I have since starting this project.

Yeah no worries... I'd put you at about a 95% odds of being a woman ;).