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02-19-06, 07:46 PM
is sitting in the front row of a theater with both of his feet propped up on the stage. A patron tells him, "You can't put your feet up there."
The man replies, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Well! I'm going to get the manager!"
So the manager comes down and says, "Take your feet off of the stage!"
To which the guy says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"I'm calling the Police!"
So the officer arrives and confronts the guy and says, "They told you to take your feet off. Now do it!"
"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
All right! That's enough! I'm taking you in! Where did you come from, anyway?!"
The guy replies, "The balcony!"
The man replies, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Well! I'm going to get the manager!"
So the manager comes down and says, "Take your feet off of the stage!"
To which the guy says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"I'm calling the Police!"
So the officer arrives and confronts the guy and says, "They told you to take your feet off. Now do it!"
"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
All right! That's enough! I'm taking you in! Where did you come from, anyway?!"
The guy replies, "The balcony!"