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02-19-06, 10:38 PM
In honor of President's Day:
Which one of our presidents wore the largest shoes?
The one with the largest feet.
If a lady falls, why can't her brother help her?
How could he be a brother and assist her too?
What happened to the girl who didn't know the difference between cold cream and putty?
All her windows fell out and her face had a funny glaze.
Why is a key hole so beautiful?
Because it's something to adore.
Why was the house empty?
The fire had gone out, the eggs had scrambled, the cards had cut, the rope had skipped, and the stockings had run.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a rotten summer.
Why is a yo-yo like getting up at 4 A.M.?
It's twirly.
Where is Minute Street?
62nd
Why are feet like ancient stories?
They are legends.
Why do elephants drink so much?
To forget.
Which one of our presidents wore the largest shoes?
The one with the largest feet.
If a lady falls, why can't her brother help her?
How could he be a brother and assist her too?
What happened to the girl who didn't know the difference between cold cream and putty?
All her windows fell out and her face had a funny glaze.
Why is a key hole so beautiful?
Because it's something to adore.
Why was the house empty?
The fire had gone out, the eggs had scrambled, the cards had cut, the rope had skipped, and the stockings had run.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a rotten summer.
Why is a yo-yo like getting up at 4 A.M.?
It's twirly.
Where is Minute Street?
62nd
Why are feet like ancient stories?
They are legends.
Why do elephants drink so much?
To forget.