Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Worst reason to not get to ride. *cry*

I cant ride for two weeks because my right ball is the size of an orange....

i thought it was cancer or something. Its just something called Epididytis or something hmm.. Not sure what caused it.

SO ill be lurking here for two weeks with ice on my balls. I miss you streets.

good lord!

great pope!

Holy orange sized nuts, Batman!!!

That's pretty much the worst reason to do or not to do....anything.

Ouch..I guess I'm lucky that I just need glasses and my palms are so hairy...

The way I understand it, Epididymitis is the inflammation of the Epididymis. I had a case of it last year, sucks. My balls didn't swell up, but there was a lot of pain, and an infection. It was caused, primarily, by trauma to the epididymis. The big problem was the saddle I was using at the time, it was too soft, too much padding. When I got aero on the bike, the padding pushed up into the epididymis and cut off the circulation. That's a bad thing. It's cleared up now for the most part, but it's one of those things that I will feel occasionally for a long time. I tell everyone now to think twice before they buy a nice cushy saddle. Epididymitis is pretty much the blanket term that most general physicians seem to use for all kinds of complications that arise from bicycle/saddle problems. It sounds like the infection has spread to your testicle. That's gotta hurt. Are you getting an ultra sound? Might want to bring it up. I wouldn't get back on the bike until the infection has passed through. Hate to say it, but it might take more than a couple of weeks. Antibiotics should help.

this thread is useless without PICTURES!

this thread is useless without PICTURES!

No. No. NoooOOooOoOoooOOooooo!

Please Teabag. NoOOOOooOooooOooo

this thread is useless without PICTURES!

agreed

Jesus man.

I tell you my **** went numb for about an hour after my first ride on my swift. I was terrified. Hope everything works out.

at least it wasn't testicular torsion. that **** is the worst.

i've had two hernias, a cyst on my tecticle, and very close call with the torsion.. thumbs down.

yet another reason i'm glad i don't have that crap flapping around between my legs.

This is the most painful thread I've read on this forum... on a side note a girl asked me once why bikers wear bike shorts saying she didn't understand the need (she rode herself, though recreationally), and I had to explain about chaffing and keeping the junk out of harms way.

Probably not much ****ing then, either.


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Feel better....

I got an ultrasound haha. that was fun. got to see inside of my testi's.

got anti biotics and painkillers.

this actually sux ****ing hard. It hurts bad to do anything but lay naked.

pics soon lol.

this actually sux ****ing hard. It hurts bad to do anything but lay naked.
sound like you've got a fairly good plan sorted there then...

fsnl
sparky

Maybe it's just blueballs. :p

You think that's bad?
This morning the orange I was eating was the size of a nutsack.

am i the only guy who gets quesy when you hear about problems with balls (or ball) but don't give a f&&& about blood?

*throws up*

Man. I think I'd rather chop the tip of my finger in a cog accident than have an nutsack infection.

You think that's bad?
This morning the orange I was eating was the size of a nutsack.

This made me laugh out loud from the time I read it till right................now

so weak dude. Happened to my cousin. I'll be right here with you for at least a few days cause i mighta broke my hand and had a little blood in the wee wee from an awesome full speed flying horseshoe stack into a bus signpost. Thank you crankbrothers for making such awesome pedals... bastards.

Hey it could be worse. It could be anal warts.

this thread is useless without PICTURES!
http://aged.ces.uga.edu/2004cds/cd1/Hot_Potatoes/Produce_Identification/naval%20oranges%2031B.jpg

This is the most painful thread I've read on this forum...

While having a nut become orange sized sounds pretty nasty and hits a little closer to home, I think this one (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=171086) made me wince a whole lot more. :)

ps. get well soon!

I cant ride for two weeks because my right ball is the size of an orange....

i thought it was cancer or something. Its just something called Epididytis or something hmm.. Not sure what caused it.

SO ill be lurking here for two weeks with ice on my balls. I miss you streets.

Recumbent!

Recumbent!

Recumbent!

Yeah, get "bent." F&&& that's always the answer.

Jam, one question. Can you masturbate? If so, this should make those 2 weeks go by a little faster.
http://www.gios.it/2005/gallery/The%20two%20beauties%20-%20Anouck%20Lepere%20and%20Gios/And%20now,%20please,%20try%20to%20look%20at%20the%20bike!.txt.jpg

who is that?

I'll tell you who that is....the woman of my dreams!!!!


Get well soon and thanks for the most entertaining thread in awhile...not because of your ijury of course but because of the awesomeness of the openess and friendliness of this forum

wimp, lance rode with his ball like that for several months before he did anything. and look at him now how many tours has he won??? this is god telling you that you need to sack up and stop complainign about ball pain and just ride harder

XVX

Thank you crankbrothers for making such awesome pedals... bastards.

I laughed really hard at this.

ImOnCrank, did you get the famous nut-not-tightened-properly-in-the-factory deal with the pedal slipping right off the axle? If so, I'm hating CB now. A good couple of prople had that happen by now.

yet another reason i'm glad i don't have that crap flapping around between my legs.

Amen, sista!

thats why I always tuck up in lycra when I ride

I don't know, girls... RVAbatman (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=171086) wasn't much better off, as somnambulant pointed out. But then one thinks of Mitzi (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=31392) and you girls win hands down.

ImOnCrank, did you get the famous nut-not-tightened-properly-in-the-factory deal with the pedal slipping right off the axle? If so, I'm hating CB now. A good couple of prople had that happen by now.

Nope, unfortunately. My shoe just blew outta the pedal. It's happened before resulting in a similar style accident (IM:whatpublicimage for the video, it's funny) and this time was the last time. I have the candies not the eggbeaters and sidi dominators, both of which are well under 6 riding months old (and only 6 months old period) and so i shouldn't have had this problem. Screw both of em I'm sticking to double straps and getting some TIME ATAC's when i get back to the states.

Anyways, whatever is f*ct with me is nothing compared to Jam's massivesackattack over there. Feel better man. Here's something to brighten your day.

One more reason Im glad Im a woman!

anouck lepere dont ride no bikes son! she only looks good fake doing it.

shoot. i am glad i don't have that junk. i keep it simple and internal between my legs.

go vagina justice league.

http://www.oclug.org/graphics/tux-oranges.jpg

i found this picture to be pretty appropriate. don't get penguins juggle your orangeballs, and maybe bad things won't happen to them.

While having a nut become orange sized sounds pretty nasty and hits a little closer to home, I think this one (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=171086) made me wince a whole lot more. :)

ps. get well soon!

Especially this post from mcatano.



My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.

And yeah, I hope the boy gets better soon.

Get better boys! Hope you're doing ok ImOnCrank! Thanks for the visit!

Is it wrong that I spent more time looking at the tires than at the girl in that picture? Are they green/white/tan/red?

. well i just woke up. slept for 11 hours thanks to the pain pills. haha. Still orange sized and hurts. For these first two days i wont be masturbating, moving, touching, or even looking at my penis.

Have to meet a uerologist monday. I have always wanted another man to inspect my penis and balls thoroughly.

This was caused by my arione. angled too far up in the front.... for a 55 mile ride. Thats what ive decided. Because statistics show that 55% of under 35 year olds who get this **** get it from ghonerea or clamidia....hahah

and everyone knows shants only gave me the clap...

Thanks for the kind words. Ill be on here all day. Cant do anything else.

If this doesn't make you feel better, nothing will.










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Get better boys! Hope you're doing ok ImOnCrank! Thanks for the visit!

Hell yeah freddie. Thanks for all the swedish love. You guys beat finland today?

Hell yeah freddie. Thanks for all the swedish love. You guys beat finland today?Yep, pure joy! Swedish hockey rules!

http://www.gios.it/2005/gallery/The%20two%20beauties%20-%20Anouck%20Lepere%20and%20Gios/And%20now,%20please,%20try%20to%20look%20at%20the%20bike!.txt.jpg

what are the arm warmers she's wearing, they rock!

I dont' think her saddle is high enough...

nice hubs

what are the arm warmers she's wearing, they rock!I think they are from a collaboration between Adidas (http://www.adidas.com/y-3/) and the japanese designer Yohji Yamamoto. Also called the Y-3 serie.