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What is the best ever all time prank or joke you have pulled on somebody? :D (heh heh!)

Lets' see...

Minor: Saran Wrap pulled tightly over the toilet bowl. My partners 16 year old would come home after a night with the boyz all buzzed up, priceless the words that came from the bathroom when he went in for a pee and didn't see it!


Major: When my partner left her ex. He left for the day to go fishing on a party boat. When he was gone, we cleaned the place out. He came home to a cheep Conair telephone and a roll of toilet paper.

Ummm I thought we were talking about a different type of naughty :(
I am not really the type of person to play pranks on people, though I'm sure i've pulled verbal pranks. Nothing stands out though.

Ummm I thought we were talking about a different type of naughty :(
I am not really the type of person to play pranks on people, though I'm sure i've pulled verbal pranks. Nothing stands out though.


They have medicine for that ya know.

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I just pwnt :p

No pranks here. However, what's the best all time prank Siu Blue Wind ever pulled?

hee heee!

Not that naughty of a prank, but still a funny story. I was over at a friend's house with three other guys. Three of us stood just inside of the doorway to the garage, and when the fourth guy (who was the butt of the prank) opened the door, we all threw a bunch of water at him and got him soaking wet. It was all fun and games until the fourth guy, soaking wet, started chasing us around and trying to hump us. It was hilarious! :lol: One of us gave him some dry clothes and he went upstairs to change. A few minutes later, he came back down, but he wasn't wearing the dry clothes. In fact, the only piece of clothing he was wearing was one sock...can you guess where the sock was?! :p :roflmao: It had to be one of the funniest moments of my life...and one of the most disturbing! :D

My best friend in HS and I had our birthdays a week apart, and used our birthday to play an awesome trick. We got my parents to send out invitations that said "Surprise party for Steph and Lisa, date and time, shhh, keep it a secret." All our friends showed up and my little sister said "Everyone, hide! I hear them coming!!" Everyone hid behind furniture and shut the lights off. Unbeknownst to the party guests, Lisa and I were hiding in the closet at the back of the room. A family accomplice snapped the lights on, and as everyone jumped out to yell "Surprise!!", we jumped out of the closet behind them and yelled "SURPRISE!!". The sheer shock of this caused several heart attacks and several soiled undies ;) and at least five subsequent minutes of unbridled confusion. I laugh even thinking of it now.

There was an employee from another country (that I shall not name but we are at war with) who was really into downgrading females. I guess it was a problem for him that a female could be in management so he did what he could to vent his anger and jealousy. He tried to degrade me and dropped an item on purpose (I thought it was an accident). Being polite, I picked it up and handed it to him. I heard the item drop again. I looked back and he said "Hey woman, you forgot something!" I went back, picked it up, handed it to him and told him, "In this country, we try to have respect for everyone. You are in my country now, so don't you ever do that to me again."
He dropped the item again and I just kept walking.

When he took his break he fell asleep in his car. Somehow, someone (gee I don't know who) shrink wrapped him in and sealed his car shut. He could not get out at all. The windows were power and he didn't have his keys. He was not able to come back to work for about 1 1/2 hours when someone had to cut him out. Needless to say he got in trouble for job abandonment. heh. :D

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you people are nuts.

Lets' see...

Minor: Saran Wrap pulled tightly over the toilet bowl. My partners 16 year old would come home after a night with the boyz all buzzed up, priceless the words that came from the bathroom when he went in for a pee and didn't see it!


Oh man, you're such an ahole




Haha but I love it!

When he took his break he fell asleep in his car. Somehow, someone (gee I don't know who) shrink wrapped him in and sealed his car shut.
Wouldn't that suffocate him?

Not really, not unless they covered every single inch of the car, there are still ways air can get into the car...

What, you can't breathe in your car with the windows rolled up? There is all kinds of ventilation in cars. A lot of air comes in through the vents, from outside sources. Just the doors and windows were shrink wrapped so he couldn't open the door. I still laugh when I think about it. He was sure pissed when he came out. And since a lot of people didn't like him, nobody said anything. They just let him get in trouble. heeheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What, you can't breathe in your car with the windows rolled up? There is all kinds of ventilation in cars. A lot of air comes in through the vents, from outside sources. Just the doors and windows were shrink wrapped so he couldn't open the door. I still laugh when I think about it. He was sure pissed when he came out. And since a lot of people didn't like him, nobody said anything. They just let him get in trouble. heeheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah k. I was thinking you shrinkwrapped the whole car. My next question was gonna be how'd you shrinkwrap a whole car.

Oh man, you're such an ahole




Haha but I love it!
Thanks, I love the recognition :)

1. On April Fools Day, transferred all the incoming lines to the Exec. VPs office--not his secretary but his inner sanctum phone. Not my idea but good fun.

2. Can't remember whose idea this was. It seems like a variation on an old, old prank. Borrowed the full body skeleton from the science lab and put it in the Academic Dean's shower and pulled the curtain closed.

3. When I was a little kid big brother gave me a beef bullion cube and told me it was a small Chunky. He was amused.

3. When I was a little kid big brother gave me a beef bullion cube and told me it was a small Chunky. He was amused.


That's messed up. And we see how you never forgot that, either. Poor thing.

I wrapped shrinkwrap around a coworker's head once. He eventually stopped convulsing.

So SBW, you ever pull any pranks on KT?

Ah k. I was thinking you shrinkwrapped the whole car. My next question was gonna be how'd you shrinkwrap a whole car.
:rolleyes: Oh nevermind. You're taking the thrill out of my story.
















But if you really want to know... It's a reeeaally stretchy film that is like saran wrap and sticks to itself. It's on a big giant roll and you just run around the car as it unwinds and pull the heck out of it so that it's stretched tight and sticking to itself. It's hard to break through unless you cut it or rip at it forever. Oh my gosh it was sooooooo funny seeing him knock on the inside of his windows, shouting for help! A person in the parking lot started taking pictures!

LOL Sorry, I figured you meant saran wrap and not a vacuum sealer and heat shrink wrapper.

I feel bad. I have no pranks to offer. Plenty of vandalism, but no pranks.

Well that counts.....

Daddy? Tell us a story?

That's messed up. And we see how you never forgot that, either. Poor thing.

You reminded me...I never thought of this as my revenge but:

I used to babysit for a single Mom who sang at clubs and hotel bars, wherever she could get a gig. She'd come home in the middle of the night and we'd wake up in the same bed. Scientific tests confirmed this was not a sexual invitation and I preferred staying to leaving in the middle of the night.

The same brother made a sexual proposition to her in such a way that she felt he was doing her a favor by making such an offer. She turned him down as un-gently as she could.

She didn't know until some time later that the guy was my brother. When she found out, she told me about the incident. We both took great pleasure in casually talking about how we slept together from time to time. It did not occur to him that when we slept together, all we did was sleep together!

You'd think I'd be over the Chunky incident by now. I was 17 or 18 when this happened.

OK, well this isn't really vandalism. One night, I had to give a ride to one of my frat bros. I didn't want to give up my parking spot since spots were hard to get especially at night. So to save the spot, we put some cones out where my spot was and I drove him to wherever. When we got back, we found another frat bro's car in my spot. He lived near by so we called him and asked him to move the car and that we were saving the spot. He told us to piss off. So we told him if he wasn't down in 10 mins. we were going to move his car for him. Ten mins. later, about 16 guys were outside picking his car up and moving it across the street so I could park. As they were moving the car, the brother that owned the car came tearing around the corner, keys in hand and screaming his head off. The other guys dropped the car about a foot and ran. The brother w/ the keys jumped in the car, cursed us all and took off. And I got my spot back.

Sounds like the time a friend and I took two hydraulic car jacks and moved my room mates car out of my space and into the MIDDLE of the street. The cops came knocking at our door and asked why she parked it there. In the meanwhile, cars were slowing inching past it while a tow truck (that the cop called) idled nearby. She never did figure out how it got there! hehehehehhhheeeeeeee! :D :D :D

i wish i could move cars into the middle of the street. no one's in particular, i just don't like waiting around waiting for parking spots to open up.

Mostly just traditional pranks. Worst we did, was 2 years ago at scout camp before I became a leader. Me and my buddy collected a snake, crickets, and all sorts of bugs including lizards and put it in my friends sleeping bag. We then got everyone camping with us to come into the tent, which was about 10-11 of us. We all awaited with a smirk on our faces for him to get in the bag, when he got in he freaked. Everyone was laughing at him, he went silent and didn't talk to anyone. 5 minutes later he started fighting us, he was completely serious. The next morning he put shaving cream all over our faces while we slept.

I did throw a flaming bag-of-poo at a bully's front-door way back in the 3rd or 4th grade. :)

One of our friends in HS was freakishly obsessed with his car. We had hung out for over 5 years since grade-school and he completely abandoned us. He quit the AYSO soccer team that we all played on, he dropped out of track & field at school, dropped out of band, stopped hanging with us after school... all to work on a stupid car! It wasn't even that great of a car or anything. So we stole it one night, drove it way out into the boondocks hours away. Stripped it and each took a piece of it. One guy had a door, another the stereo, another the rear seats, I had the rear-end, another had the engine, etc. Then we made sure to prominently display these trophies in our houses where he would see it when he came over... heh, heh... ;)

In college, I really enjoyed coming up with new hazing rituals for the pledges. One night, we kidnapped them, blindfolded them and drove them hours away down to Oxnard. This was like the ghetto migrant-worker, illegal-alien, agricultural area. We stripped them down to their underwear and dropped them off in the middle of nowhere. Wished I had a video-camera, would've been picked up by the networks for sure! Imagine a bunch of pale scared naked white kids in their tightie-whities flagging down a car of Mexicans in cowboy hats & boots trying to ask directions or get help. Due to the language barrier, they probably thought they had been shipped to Mexico !! ahhahhahaha!!!

A couple years ago, I had a total debutante drama-queen for a roommate. If she so much as broke a nail, the world was coming to an end and anyone and everyone would get called and told about it. Snuck into her bedroom late one night. I put a 2-foot rubber alligator into her shower at the very back and tied some dental-floss to its upper-jaw. Then as I slowly closed the door on the shower, I wrapped more and more of the dental-floss to the inside handle to keep it tight. The frosted-glass kepted the critter hidden from the outside. When she pulled open the door the next morning, it pulled on the dental-floss and made the alligator flap its teeth as it rushed towards her. The screams woke me up on the other side of the house... hahahhahhaha!!!!

Don't ever fall asleep drunk at my house:
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I did throw a flaming bag-of-poo at a bully's front-door way back in the 3rd or 4th grade. :)

One of our friends in HS was freakishly obsessed with his car. We had hung out for over 5 years since grade-school and he completely abandoned us. He quit the AYSO soccer team that we all played on, he dropped out of track & field at school, dropped out of band, stopped hanging with us after school... all to work on a stupid car! It wasn't even that great of a car or anything. So we stole it one night, drove it way out into the boondocks hours away. Stripped it and each took a piece of it. One guy had a door, another the stereo, another the rear seats, I had the rear-end, another had the engine, etc. Then we made sure to prominently display these trophies in our houses where he would see it when he came over... heh, heh... ;)

In college, I really enjoyed coming up with new hazing rituals for the pledges. One night, we kidnapped them, blindfolded them and drove them hours away down to Oxnard. This was like the ghetto migrant-worker, illegal-alien, agricultural area. We stripped them down to their underwear and dropped them off in the middle of nowhere. Wished I had a video-camera, would've been picked up by the networks for sure! Imagine a bunch of pale scared naked white kids in their tightie-whities flagging down a car of Mexicans in cowboy hats & boots trying to ask directions or get help. Due to the language barrier, they probably thought they had been shipped to Mexico !! ahhahhahaha!!!

A couple years ago, I had a total debutante drama-queen for a roommate. If she so much as broke a nail, the world was coming to an end and anyone and everyone would get called and told about it. Snuck into her bedroom late one night. I put a 2-foot rubber alligator into her shower at the very back and tied some dental-floss to its upper-jaw. Then as I slowly closed the door on the shower, I wrapped more and more of the dental-floss to the inside handle to keep it tight. The frosted-glass kepted the critter hidden from the outside. When she pulled open the door the next morning, it pulled on the dental-floss and made the alligator flap its teeth as it rushed towards her. The screams woke me up on the other side of the house... hahahhahhaha!!!!

Don't ever fall asleep drunk at my house:
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http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/DrunkAtDannos2.jpg
dang dude. remind me never to stay at your place.

Worst I ever done was done with this no-glare acrylic we used to have at work. It was as clear as glass, but had no surface reflectivity at all. Neast stuff. Well I was allowed by my boss to take the entire panel home (the safety person at the place said he wanted something that was either not optically clear, or had surface glare, so it wasn't as "invisible" as this stuff was)

I put up some caution tape in my bedroom doorway in my apt, right about eye level, then put the acrylic under it on the other side of the doorframe.

When my flatmates tried to come in, they would go under the tape and.. (usually to swipe my CD-Rs :mad: ) *THUD* *S**T* :D

Worked quite well for that entire weekend.

Another fun one...if you really really hate the intended target.

...in this case the target was a guy who was a real a-hole....well he chose to harass my friend, who happened to be female....namely he tried to grope her....so we made a run to the CVS and came back with a bottle of fun.

Bottle of Fun: A bottle of a substance also known as Syrup of Ipecac. Mix a portion of the Bottle of Fun with a dark, sweet drink (in this a-hole's case...he drank rum and cokes....perfect!). Stay clear of target, and laugh as he projectile vomits uncontrollably.

Nothing was quite as amusing as seeing this moron embarass himself in front of everyone.

^^^I've considered doing that in the past, but never got the nerve to pull it off.

One year we came back from spring break, and the science teacher at the school I work for found he was missing the VCR from his classroom. He put out an angry email to everyone at school saying he was missing it and that he wanted it back.

My sister, who teaches in my school district, and I took great pains to write the science teacher ransom notes, even cutting letters and words out of magazines to make the notes seem authentic. The notes escalated....we even enclosed a spring here or a remote there...saying that if he did not meet our demands, he would get the VCR back piece by piece.

That was several years ago. I mentioned it to the science teacher recently (he never DID get that VCR back), and he was like "That was YOU????????" He told me that all this time he had thought it was the junior high science teacher who had played that prank.

At another school district I worked for, we had a principal named Mike who had NO sense of humor. One year, a coworker and I had buttons made up for all the teachers to wear that said "I wanna be like Mike!" That same year, the coworker and I blew up hundreds of balloons and stuffed them in his office on his birthday. There was so many balloons in there that he could not even open the door to his office all the way. Needless to say, ole Mike was NOT amused. We never owned up to that little prank and no one ever told on us.

LOL Sorry, I figured you meant saran wrap and not a vacuum sealer and heat shrink wrapper.

I feel bad. I have no pranks to offer. Plenty of vandalism, but no pranks.

If i remember right, alot of that "saran" wrap stuff wraps tightly and then when you hit with a hot-air blower or hair dryer it shrinks to fit. I think in the car case, if you wrap enough, the doors will stay shut without the heat just fine!

When in high school our band went to a competition in Honolulu, Hawaii. We stayed in the oldest hotel on Waikiki, the Moana. I short-sheeted a couple of friends beds and cursing ensued. What really was funny was that the short-sheeting turned epidemic with everyone else in band and the chaperones had to meet with everyone to tell us we were going to get kicked out of the hotel because the so many sheets went missing because of the short sheeting and hiding of the un-needed sheets.

Another minor prank: my two oldest daughters are grumpy morning awakeners and when they walk out in the dining room for breakfast both my husband and I like to sing "Good morning to you! Good morning to you! We're here in our places with bright, smiling faces!
Good morning to you. . . !"

A guy in our group of car buddies introduced us to a new co-worker from Honk Kong who upon seeing our muscle cars, shook his head at them. This guy knew nothing about cars, he (in broken English) just gave us the impression that he felt our cars were crap.

While they were at work, we found out which car was his, and as it would be, it ended up being some old Toyota hoopty from the 70's. Anyway, we rigged a smoke bomb between his spark plug and spark plug wire. When he started his car after work, a slow cloud began to form. He jumped out of his car, started shouting in Chinese, and opened the hood. He was soon enveloped in a dark dark screen. He ran into his work, grabbed the fire extinguisher, and covered the engine in foam all the while yelling in Chinese and running around the car tossing his hands all over the place.

Meanwhile, we were huddled in a ball in a doorway, laughing so hard that we almost coughed up a lung. That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When we calmed down, we came out and asked him what happened, while shaking our heads and pointing at the engine. Taught him to make fun of our cars......

Many years ago I worked for an electrical contractor. All the company vans were parked in a secured lot so we usually left our personal tools locked in them. The van keys were on a board next to the time clock. One jokester decided to do stuff like getting into someone elses van and moving personal tools from the guys tool box and hiding them under the seat. Or filling other guys tool boxes with popcorn, foam peanuts, wood chips, etc. So one morning a group of us got together and JB welded his tool box shut, filled all the storage bins with foam peanuts and took about 50 feet of chain and wrapped it around his van, running it through all the door handles, padlocked the chain and gave the key to our boss. The guy never pulled anything on anyone else again.

SS

my friend was heating some bagel dogs in the microwave and went to the bathroom while they were cooking. when he came out and opened the microwave door he found that i replaced them with my dirty socks. hehehehe. :)

A guy in our group of car buddies introduced us to a new co-worker from Honk Kong who upon seeing our muscle cars, shook his head at them. This guy knew nothing about cars, he (in broken English) just gave us the impression that he felt our cars were crap.

While they were at work, we found out which car was his, and as it would be, it ended up being some old Toyota hoopty from the 70's. Anyway, we rigged a smoke bomb between his spark plug and spark plug wire. When he started his car after work, a slow cloud began to form. He jumped out of his car, started shouting in Chinese, and opened the hood. He was soon enveloped in a dark dark screen. He ran into his work, grabbed the fire extinguisher, and covered the engine in foam all the while yelling in Chinese and running around the car tossing his hands all over the place.

Meanwhile, we were huddled in a ball in a doorway, laughing so hard that we almost coughed up a lung. That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When we calmed down, we came out and asked him what happened, while shaking our heads and pointing at the engine. Taught him to make fun of our cars......
:cry: that is soooooo evil :(
We have a 1972 Celica with 200+ thousand miles. It still runs to this day :(

I love planting stink bombs under the seats in the restroom as well. It may be juvenile, but hey, I never said I was very mature :p

Well......
The worst that has happened to me was when my roommate changed all the clocks in the house (including my watch and my car) to an hour ahead while I was asleep. He also toilet papered me and put honey and put honey/peanut butter on the door handle. All this was at the same time.

I got him back by doing something rather not nice. He had just gotten a new car and we were living in the ghetto. While he was napping, a mutual friend and I snatched the keys and moved the car to another block and returned the keys to their resting place. When he awoke, we said we should go to a movie and he agreed to drive. You can imagine from there....

He is a singer too and was trying to book some stuff out west. I had a friend leave a message on his voice mail saying that he was in San Diego and interested in booking a concert with him. He left the number to the San Diego Zoo and had him ask for Mr. Bear. He prank was in retaliation for that one.

In high school we took our fetal pig from biology class and wrapped it up as a birthday present. Left it on the French teacher's desk. Later that day, shrieks were heard.

I was helping a friends' younger brothers build a sled run down this hill; I hosed down the run with the garden hose to make it extra slippery. I then noticed my friend's car nearby so I covered it with several layers of ice, and the carport, too. A few days later I came outside my house to find hundreds of beer cans stuck to my car, like a pincushion.

In college a friend needed to get revenge on someone so I helped him out by providing a syringe of butyric acid. We squirted it into the front seat cushion of his car. Butyric acid is found in rancid butter and is EXTREMELY foul-smelling. It also doesn't evaporate very quickly. Poor guy couldn't drive his car for weeks and left the windows down to get the smell out.

When I was much younger I worked in a garage where the two older guys played lots on pranks on me. One of them liked to drink the chocolate milk I brought in and put in the fridge for the end of the day when I was tired and worn out from working in the heat. He drank the chocolate milk several times on me leaving not even enough for a sip!! So.... I brought a box of chocolate Ex-Lax in the next day, purposely poured and drank a little bit of the choc milk in front of him at lunch, then put it back in the fridge for the end of the day. But, not before putting the entire box of Ex-Lax in the chocolate milk and shaking the heck out of it until it all dissolved! :eek: He couldn't come to work for two days, because he was stuck on the toilet. Every time he tried to hold down food, he said he had severe distress!! :eek: I totally loved it! And..... he never touched ANY of my food or drinks again. LOL IT still puts a smile on my face to this day. :p

I learned a valuable lesson in HS, and at the same time Lucked out of any thing bad. hehe
My best friend who was co-oping would leave school at noon. But sometime mid morning him and I would search through everybody's packed lunches and eat the best of the choices available. This went on for some time, before some fellow students thought they would pull a prank on us. One of them had his mom bake some brownies w/laxatives.. HE brought these brownies to school for us. I happened to walk in and my friend laughed at me as he ate the last one in front of me after he had already ate the rest of them. I still had no clue, but later I was looking for my friend so we could skip class and go to McDonalds I found him in the restroom, and he was saying "Dude man, I think they did something to those brownies!" He ended up going home early from school, stopping at everyplace that had a public restroom on his way home. LOL but before he left school he had stolen the coil wire to the kids car that made the brownies.

As funny as it was, complications arose from kids not being able to get to their jobs. and all of us students got a huge lecture the next day. and the final end result was since we didn't pack lunches, and couldn't dig through peoples lunches anymore. My best friend and I tended to skip school more often to go on donut runs or McDonalds runs.

The second of the two guys from the garage, played a lot of messed up pranks on me also. So one sunny Summer day, I took a small tub of axle grease and a brush and proceeded to grease every possible thing you could touch in his car (Which the dumb#ss left open and unlocked). I even moved the seat back and then put grease on the seat lever, turned the radio up full blast, put the wipers and signal lights in the on position etc... Windoe cranks, glove compartment...you name it...I greased it.

He was really pissed , but he knew he had it coming.

Best part was a week later when he was in good clothes on his way somewhere with his wife and stopped to get gas. He decided to check his oil and when he tried to grab the release under the front hood... the large(now dirty and gritty) glob of grease I put there got all over his hand and squirted up his wrist and arm onto his shirt!! I still can't believe the grease didn't fall off after a day or two!! My plan worked to perfection and he called a truce after that and never played another prank on me.

I didn't do this but it cracked me up.

In junior high, we had a narcoleptic english teacher. Every afternoon she would fall asleep. One day, when she fell asleep, a guy snuck out of the classroom and ran to the principal's office screaming "Mrs. Lumby is dead!" The principal goes running back to the classroom, throws the door open and sees Mrs. Lumby (real name, I am not making this up) in her chair, with her head back and her mouth wide open. Up to this point, he really thinks she's dead.

He runs over to her, shakes her and she wakes up and says "Oh, I must have dozed off"

This isn't one I did. It was before my time and was becoming impossible by the time I went to college. But back in the old old days cars did NOT have locking stearing wheels. The college I went to had most of the dorms on the hill above the center of campus. Certian groups would work several hours at night to find unlocked cars and roll them down. There was a paved walkway through the Quad that ended at the main assembly hall. They would roll the first car right up to the steps and lock it. The second car would be bumper to bumper with the first. ..... For over a hundred cars.

Of course the last car had to be moved before thenext to last. It would take quite a while to get it cleaned up.

A guy in our group of car buddies introduced us to a new co-worker from Honk Kong who upon seeing our muscle cars, shook his head at them...He jumped out of his car, started shouting in Chinese..........

It was probably Cantonese, but still a good prank. It's about as different from Mandarin Chinese as French is from Spanish.