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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

I think Winston Churchill said it best:

"Eeeurgh."

weird

AHAHAHHAHAAHHA
OMG
That is truly weird
and truly a control freak.

Whenever you think that you are a control freak, somebody always comes around and blasts you out of the sky with something 1000 times worse. Dang

On a side note, aside from the wart by his nose, he looks pretty damn handsome. Wish I looked 3/4 that good :-/

A 20"x10" patch of pubic hair?!? :eek: What a freaking nutcase!

Wow, that's crazy. What kind of person would actually want to be with this freak?

Looks like he had all the bases covered. Kind of revolutionary having a contract. In the good ol days, abusive husbands just gave their wives black eyes. :rolleyes:

Looks like he had all the bases covered. Kind of revolutionary having a contract. In the good ol days, abusive husbands just gave their wives black eyes. :rolleyes:
No kidding, At least he was honest with his expectations. :roflmao: fault him all he wants, AT LEAST HE was honest.

Which of course goes to show you, man can't win for losing. You're dishonest, you're called a pig, control freak and etc. You're honest and you're still called a pig and a control freak, and etc.

*sighs*

A 20"x10" patch of pubic hair?!? :eek: What a freaking nutcase!
Think it says 2.0"X1.0".......Not that that makes him any less of a nutcase. :eek:

:roflmao: He actually expected someone to sign that?

YUCK you think he is GOODLOOKING? My only question is how was he before they got married??

YUCK you think he is GOODLOOKING? My only question is how was he before they got married??
Maybe good was a tad too much, Decent? Of course I was doing him in comparison to me. Not somebody like say Kevin Sorbo or Brad Pitt :P

I am guessing he was the control freak before and during the marriage :p

If it's any consolation, just know that his fellow prisoners will catch wind of this. They will make him live up to every part of that contract while he's in the hoosgow.

TexasGuy, I bet your far better then him, just from your personailty your great!!
Him on the other hand PURE TRASH. I have a perfect place for him and its not jail.

Heh, sooooo soooo wrong :roflmao:

That's a great idea! I printed it out for my wife.

















KIDDING!!

Yikes just yikes. That contract should go in my rule book of "What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about". It follows close behind rule number one.

Rule #1 of SpiderMike's book of What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about.
- Under no circumstance, especially in the middle of a heated fight, do you ask "What do you want a divorce?".

Yikes just yikes. That contract should go in my rule book of "What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about". It follows close behind rule number one.

Rule #1 of SpiderMike's book of What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about.
- Under no circumstance, especially in the middle of a heated fight, do you ask "What do you want a divorce?".

Rule #1 in the MMACH 5 book of keeping the family jewels.
-Never, under any circumstances, (espesially during an argument), ask you wife if it is 'that time of the month'.

I learned this 16 years ago...

The physical therapy has helped, but the emotional scars will stay with me forever. :p

Rule #1 in the MMACH 5 book of keeping the family jewels.
-Never, under any circumstances, (espesially during an argument), ask you wife if it is 'that time of the month'.

I learned this 16 years ago...

The physical therapy has helped, but the emotional scars will stay with me forever. :p

Oh yeah, that would be like number 5 in my book. Lucky for me the source of MOST of my stuff,My number 1 rule included, has been learned second hand. :D Gosh I sure am thankful of my friends.

My wife does all that stuff anyway and I don't need no contract to enforce it.

After seeing it she still married him! Even if she didn't sign it.

Joe

After seeing it she still married him! Even if she didn't sign it.


That's what I originally thought but I'm not sure that wasn't presented after they were married.

I think he's "whipped" if you ask me...

:D

There are women out there who would love to be in that kind of relationship. He simply chose one who didn't want it.

The wipe should consider himself lucky to still be alive.

The wipe should consider himself lucky to still be alive.

Too right!

i liked that first page... heh... :D

I amazes me to no end that there are actually people like this out there! And even more bizarre is that they think what they're doing is OK? Anyone find out anything about this guy's upbringing or religious background?

Sounds like a B&D freak that thought his "wife" was one as well.

Pretty much his entire system sounds like it is setup to allow him bondage play as often as possible...a lifetime of B&D.

Either way, the guy is still a nutjob.

Even If I wanted to be like that I couldn't. That isn't marriage, thats a little thing called SLAVERY. What a ******.

Suppose they wrote their own vows? That would've been fun.

I can't see what all the fuss is about.
Seems like lots of people enjoy being angry for the hell of being angry (I like that too sometimes).
I mean, no one put a gun to her head at the altar. Sure we can sit and spin on our moral compasses all high and mighty but who the hell is dumb enough to marry him?
It's like that broken toilet at the back of a gas station. Yes there's a gigantic sign that says "TOILET BROKEN, FECES ALL OVER THE SEAT, DO NOT USE" and yet you're dumb enough to sit on it anyway. So when you finally slip and fall in, who do you have to blame?

I have a rule too with my girlfriend. I count every time she starts talking fast and using the word "like."
It's for her own good to stop talking like this:
"So I like, went to work like this morning and like, Ronnie like, had this like, really huge cup of like, coffee or something." Meanwhile I'm like... STFU!!!! ARG I'd like to see one of you put up with 3.5 years of this.. I swear one day... a#$*#(*@!

haha

He sure needs a slap on the side of his head.

haha

He sure needs a slap on the side of his head.

Which one? The empty one, or the one he "thinks" with? :p

Thats the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.

This guy isn't just a freak for the "contract". At the beginning of the site, it said he had already been in trouble for a separate child pornagraphy rap.

The child porno makes him a pervert. The contract makes him a freak.

i liked that first page... heh... :D
+1 on the wifes contract agreement sheet.Disciplined obedience rules.

That is definitely one freaky dude......but I have a freaky contract to show you as well. This is one I put on my website a year or two ago. This is a contract I found on our communal work printer (at my old job). The person who wrote the contract and name appears was my supervisor for a time at that job. I have blacked out names to be on the legal safe side.

http://kingtermite.net/publicstuff/JoeContract.gif

hahah, that's just screwy right there...

"Sure I'll pay for your boob job, it will take 1,00 cop-a-feels to pay it off though" what the hell...

That guy, besides being perverted, controling, narrow-minded, uneducated, inarticulate, and gramatically challenged, must be a complete nutcase!

That "wifely duties contract" is certainly something to be thought about.....
I must say, that would certainly make a well disciplined & productive wife.No doubt about it.
That was pretty ingenous of him to think that up in a such a detailled & well thought out plan.
Heh.. To bad he couldn't have brought it into working order & perfected it in the works.
He could then patent his system & make much money from husbands around the world selling said system.
Then husbands around the world would systematically have the perfect productive wife.

I mean, no one put a gun to her head at the altar. Sure we can sit and spin on our moral compasses all high and mighty but who the hell is dumb enough to marry him?

You would think so, but most often situations of abuse such as this do not appear at first and at once but build over time. The victim loses so much self-confidence and can be in denial of what is actually happening, sometime leading the abuser to believe he is right in his own mind. The false kidnaping may have just been a step further in his strategy to control her.

Most often, relatives and friends have a hard time finding out, and when they suspect something, can be challenged by a defensive victim.

I would say that the contract may have helped her realizing how sick her world had become, and by giving her a tangible proof she could hand to the authorities. Most don't have this proof in hand.

Someone on this thread wondered what his background may have been, I wonder what hers too is.

Sick and sad :(

Whats the problem? I hear women complain all the time about guys who don't know what they want, and now a guys knows what he wants, everyone gets mad...









j/k, but I'm sure there is at least one lady out there willing to sign that thing...

This has been a hoot, but I have to go shave from my navel to my anus, put on some 2 inch heels and get back to work. :p

(I wouldn't want to lose any of my GBDs)

I have a freaky contract to show you as well.

http://kingtermite.net/publicstuff/JoeContract.gif
:roflmao: Wow! :o

Which one? The empty one, or the one he "thinks" with? :p
both

I printed off a copy for my girlfriend.

Now she has stopped using the "M" word.

I think we need an attorney. Is this thing really a contract? Seems like this is more of a Rule Book that details how she is supposed to behave. I don't see any stipulations for what happens if she fails. Or did I miss that part?

I'd think the marriage itself is the actual contract. A lot of us signed one of those near the day we got married. But this rule book is a different deal. Granted, this gentleman's Rule Book is a little perverted, but hey he might be on to something.

Most of us spend most of our married life trying to figure out exactly what it is that our spouse wants from us. This guy pretty much made all of his desires clear. :D At least in their house the wife won't have to say, "what exactly is it that you want from me damn it?"