Foo - I'm being stalked!

damnit, my friend is watching my every post and its getting bloody annoying

it'd be a pity if someone were to accidentally stab his eyes out during a friendly footie game.

Take a mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology

Start typing slanderous invective about your friend. See how they react. If they react, kick them in the ding-ding as payback for spying on you.

It's your imagination....you're too ugly to stalk.

God, I wish I knew how to quit you, Pink_Ninja.

God, I wish I knew how to quit you, Pink_Ninja.

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get some tacks, glue them to a board with the points facing up... then go whack you freind with it and say "like... stop stalking me... like... ma~n"...


ya! german engineering! vith some irish too...


MERTON keeping it down on the social engineering tip, yo.

get some tacks, glue them to a board with the points facing up... then go whack you freind with it and say "like... stop stalking me... like... ma~n"...


ya! german engineering! vith some irish too...


MERTON keeping it down on the social engineering tip, yo.

Fo Shizzle!

Listen to the Mertizzle, he be knowin about all in this izzle badizzle.

get some tacks, glue them to a board with the points facing up... then go whack you freind with it and say "like... stop stalking me... like... ma~n"...


ya! german engineering! vith some irish too...

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Ausgezeichnet! I thought you might hide some cheese somewhere in his car with a note attached. He'd find it when he noticed the stink and take a hint. Cheese the first time, then escalate to herring, etc. until he stops or you have to go on to a less benign scheme.^^^It looks so effective it could come with a guarantee.

Ausgezeichnet! I thought you might hide some cheese somewhere in his car with a note attached. He'd find it when he noticed the stink and take a hint. Cheese the first time, then escalate to herring, etc. until he stops or you have to go on to a less benign scheme.^^^It looks so effective it could come with a guarantee.

If you open up a can of sardines and put them in his front left hubcap, it will take him a while to find it and nobody will want to ride in his car.

damnit, my friend is watching my every post and its getting bloody annoying

Fill a squirt gun with vinegar, and shoot him in the eyes... :D

then fill a spray bottle with olive oil and squirt him again in the eyes.

EYE SALAD!

mmm...eyes. They plump when you cook 'em.

Is there such a thing as a BF restraining order?? Y'all are too violent :p

Is there such a thing as a BF restraining order?? Y'all are too violent :p

Oh, and I suppose you've never eaten eyes, huh? :D

If you eat his eyes, you gain his power. Plus you'll be able to see your own insides. :D

If you eat his eyes, you gain his power. Plus you'll be able to see your own insides. :D

YEAH!!






Wait...really?


:D

I wish someone would stalk me.

*sigh*

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If anyone's gonna stalk me, I hope she's a sexy, buxom, vivacious, attractive, nymphomaniac.

If anyone's gonna stalk me, I hope she's a sexy, buxom, vivacious, attractive, nymphomaniac.
Don't forget armed and bat-**** insane, otherwise it's no fun.

If anyone's gonna stalk me, I hope she's a sexy, buxom, vivacious, attractive, nymphomaniac.

You didn't specify if she walks on two legs or not :p

Don't forget armed and bat-**** insane, otherwise it's no fun.
If by armed, you mean loaded down w/ condoms and if by bat-**** insane, you mean driven mad by lust, then you're right, she has to have those qualities too.

You didn't specify if she walks on two legs or not :p
No, but I think I specified all the stuff that matters. ;)

:rolleyes: *sigh* men.........

What?!? Who do you wanna be stalked by SBW?

Nobody, silly! Who says I want to be stalked? No way, Jose! I mean Jyo..... :D

Long-distance stalking...it just never works out.

Ha ha....yeah really! :p

Long distance stalking is just some lazy-ass stalking. Unless you can commandeer a spy satellite. That'd be cool.

Take your friend to Radio Shack, kill all the employees, and convert it into a monastery. Problem solved. Damn, I hate "chat" threads, and I'm from Chattanooga. Guess I'm just grumpy.

It's your imagination....you're too ugly to stalk.

oh touche

so does that mean hes reading this thread and all the ways that have been suggested to hurt him?

most probably... whoops!

:roflmao:


You're all a bunch'a wackos.... how the hell can you eat eyes?!? :eek: ... ... ... without salt! *shakes head* amateurs

What'd mom used to say? Don't put salt in your eyes? Put salt in your eyes! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

With some Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing they taste just like cherry tomatoes. :)

then fill a spray bottle with olive oil and squirt him again in the eyes.

EYE SALAD!
PLAJARISM!!

PLAJARISM!!
Imitation is.... :p

DWI

Eyes...the other, OTHER white meat

:)

Eyes...the other, OTHER white meat

:)

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They squirt when you bite 'em!

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LOL aahah

They squirt when you bite 'em!

wait a wha?

Eyes, EJ, eyes. They squirt when you bite 'em. What did you think I was talking about?

probably hats...we are only scratching the surface of the strange mind of EJ123