Foo - Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

This guy is hysterical:

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

I beat my girlfriend sometimes, keeps her in her place. She seems to like it.

I beat my girlfriend sometimes, keeps her in her place. She seems to like it.
What is up with the recent bouts of ... I DONT KNOW WHAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT ..

She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.

I don't even want to know.

Should those of us who are single be thankful then?

I beat my girlfriend sometimes, keeps her in her place. She seems to like it.

yeah... it probably tickles her a great deal. who doesn't like a good tickling?

I beat my girlfriend sometimes, keeps her in her place. She seems to like it.
You got a keeper there. You should marry her and live w/ your other girlfriend.

Seeing as how my left hand is permenantly attached, I wouldn't have to hide my other girlfriend from my girlfriend.

Just make sure your left hand doesn't start seeing other guys on the side.

Eww...

What is up with the recent bouts of ... I DONT KNOW WHAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT ..
+1

:roflmao:
Just make sure your left hand doesn't start seeing other guys on the side.

:roflmao:
I didn't get that till i reread it
and all i am going to say is EWWWWWWWWWW

Well, I think if you and your girlfriend can't overlook little things and live with your differences, in the long run you'll be better off...

Oh, sorry, I thought this was yet another new bikeforums member using their first post to talk about their relationships. :rolleyes:

this guy is hilarious

Lol, strangely enough it makes me think about my life, all of the tiny things that I do that would probably irritate the **** out of somebody if i were living with them. And the things one would have to give up

"As I've said before, the secret of a successful relationship is to become irretrievably embroiled in a bitter struggle to the death."

:)

If it wasn't for my wife, I would have the perfect marriage. :p

What a tiny list he has.... pfft! He can list it on a simple HTML page.
I need an Oracle database to keep track of mine

What a funny page! Great way to pass the time. Though I must admit, I am getting agitated at some of the things he says, I can't imagine why he would put up with her crap!

Right...I am still reading that page! funny stuff! this caught my eye:

Except, I have to pop back briefly to tell you what just happened. I'm about to cycle into town and Margret stops me as I'm setting off. 'Will you bring back that filing cabinet from Argos?' she asks. Can you, ladies and gentlemen, imagine a person cycling two miles through Christmas traffic on a mountain bike carrying a filing cabinet?
Margret can.
Right, I really must get packed for Germany now.

Right...I am still reading that page! funny stuff! this caught my eye:

Except, I have to pop back briefly to tell you what just happened. I'm about to cycle into town and Margret stops me as I'm setting off. 'Will you bring back that filing cabinet from Argos?' she asks. Can you, ladies and gentlemen, imagine a person cycling two miles through Christmas traffic on a mountain bike carrying a filing cabinet?
Margret can.
Right, I really must get packed for Germany now.


I've done that. :D Well, pretty close. I moved about 10 blocks last summer after graduation. I carried my desk and mattresses by hand, but I carried the desk drawers and the bed frame on my mountain bike. The rest of my stuff fit in the car.

pretty talented, imlucky13!