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03-13-06, 04:25 PM
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blond passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father.", nodding and addressing each of them. They were both were stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests (hoping to be incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blond, wearing a G string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know! How in the world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me ..................
Sister Mary Frances!
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blond passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father.", nodding and addressing each of them. They were both were stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests (hoping to be incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blond, wearing a G string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know! How in the world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me ..................
Sister Mary Frances!