Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Why is this kid crying?

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that's really you, isn't it?

he stripped his suzue jr.
or he can't decide between clips and straps or clipless.

He got his new chrome/reload/tb2 bag dirty

cant decide which bag to buy, but knows he cant ask here

cause he got skinny little chicken legs?

obviously despite his hard work and effort he just couldn't pull off a fabian

Just got busted for DUI on a bike AGAIN!!!!

He just found out that due to the overwhelming success of Operation Black Finger, that he will never be able to afford the gas needed to drive a 1968 corvette.

He just realized that his "cool" new haircut is stupid.

the shoes. gotta be the shoes.

because this group is lacking in chicks

because this group is lacking in chicks
if you can find a way to tie every post on the first page together the entire forum may implode. give it a shot.

he just found out i am sleeping with his mom

look at everyone taking pictures on their phones hahahahah

if you can find a way to tie every post on the first page together the entire forum may implode. give it a shot.

+10000!

the entire forum may implode
i thought the entire forum already imploded into the "i hate everybody" thread

cause he got skinny little chicken legs?

AND his junk is all squished by the tight pants.

if you can find a way to tie every post on the first page together the entire forum may implode. give it a shot.

i should be writing a paper...

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He wet his pants and too ashamed to stand up.

He realized that his pants don't cover his ass and everyone took pictures of the hole in his underwear with their camera phones.

Ennui. Plus the shoes.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=ennui

i thought the entire forum already imploded into the "i hate everybody" thread

if thats true then i must be a few lightyears away still because i've somehow managed to not click that link yet. i guess i just read the title and think "yeah, me too. next."

Ennui. Plus the shoes.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=ennui

F*** 'em Bucky! +1

maybe he's playing the harmonica, and people are taking pictures because they're shocked at his insane harmonica playing

AND his junk is all squished by the tight pants.

I was going to go with:

That was the precise moment his balls turned black and died from lack of blood circulation.

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Thats the worst moose knuckle I've ever seen.

He's wroried about global warming.

well when one becomes "emo" one must at all times portry that they are sad, thus showing that they have emotions. the logic behind this is that even though they appear to be distanceing them selves from society, they are only crying out for a girl to like them. the emotions are what girls pick up on. if hes crying that means he is sensitive, if he is sensitive then that means he would be a good mate and would care for her needs.

clearly this kid just cant get laid.

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Please Remove My Picture At Once

Okay the comments about his junk are funny.
This is due to the fact that while reading through this I was simultaneously channel surfing (mad multitasking skills yo) and I stumbled upon this delight:
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his nudie jeans aren't brekaing in very well... 6 months and $300 down the tubes.

if thats true then i must be a few lightyears away still because i've somehow managed to not click that link yet. i guess i just read the title and think "yeah, me too. next."

priceless.

his final bid of $650 on a nearly stock 2005 pista was outbid in the final seconds on ebay.

he realized he is about to have a whole entire thread discussing how pathetic he looks in that picture.

maybe he's playing the harmonica, and people are taking pictures because they're shocked at his insane harmonica playing

win

His sister called and told him she wanted her pants back.
I wonder if hes at a hardcore show riding his track bike in circles in the mosh pit.

cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play

He is a emo mime

cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play

You may laugh, but this has sort of almost kinda happened to me. I mean, where I've been waiting years to see a band that I really love play, and I finally get to see them, and within the first few notes I know that this show is going to be everything I hoped it would be. I didn't sit down in a chair and bury my head in my hands or anything, but I admit I teared up a little. Is that really so contemptible, that my appreciation for my favorite bands is genuine?
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(Private message to girls only: Is this working?)

He realized he forgot his book report, and it's due next period. Getting a "0" on this assignment will ruin his GPA, and thus his chances of getting a scholarship to that east coast ivy-league college where he would finally join the liberal elite and be able to leave this one-horse, Podunk town where he is surrounded by camera phones.

he just found out that his mom died of cancer.

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look at all those ****ty belts


you'd think if he wasnt starved for attention he would have gone to the bathroom, or anywhere that wasnt in the center of the room

He started to slur his words halfway through his first beer, and by the end of the second, he had the spins and cold sweats. Frickin lightweight.

He realizes he doesn't have enough money to by a FG and crappy cloths to pull off the emo/hipster look

oh no, what if he just broke edge! over a girl!

who cares.

']who cares.

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