Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Arghhhhhh

Ok, this is when you know when the fixed gear thing has jumped the shark. My mother knows I bought my pista last year and i explained to her what it was--track frame for the street--direct drive, etc. etc.

Yesterday my 60 yr old mom calls and i say i cant talk, i am going out for a ride. She asks: "Oh, on your fixie?"


Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


I said, "where did you here that and please don't ever call serentity [edit: serenity] a 'fixie' again."

You named your bike after a hooker?

you call your bike "serenity"?

oop, beaten to it. I was thinking firefly, but you know...

You named your bike after a hooker?


got me--called [edit: can't] spell right all the time

serentity?


Don't ever misuse the root noun 'seren'.

Ever. I'm serious.

got me--called spell right all the time

But you can form sentences, can't you? For the love of Allah, man, get it together!

serentity?


Don't ever misuse the root noun 'seren'.

Ever. I'm serious.

how serendipitous your name is serendipper; or as my kid sister says: what a coinkydink

Welll, you know, this could have been avoided if you stalled your ride 10 minutes to talk to your mother.

Welll, you know, this could have been avoided if you stalled your ride 10 minutes to talk to your mother.


No way--my mom does not shut up--she goes on and on and on and on ---etc etc

You're looking for hear not here, the first sentence is nonsensical, and the title is useless.





I'm really hoping you're drunk.

I'm no english teacher. I just like pointing out other's shortcomings.

You're looking for hear not here, the first sentence is nonsensical, and the title is useless.





I'm realy hoping you're drunk.

I'm no english teacher. I just like pointing out others shortcomings.


Well, as a matter of fact I did happen to consume more than one libations this evening my fine sir. While I may have made a few inadvetant spelling errors, I take umbridge at your attempt to besmirch my good name and reputation on this forum!

I just like pointing out others shortcomings.

Your username is chuck norris.

scripted

*****ing about the word "fixie" = the new natty fab. Act like you know.

Your username is chuck norris.

your username oh my god sunflower?

Your username is chuck norris.


and his avatar is a naked nuck chorris

I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISRESPECT YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER. It reflects badly on your entire family.

I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISS YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER.

I thought you said "do not piss your mother" at first

I just edited it for clarity. Please re-read and be good in the future.

more than one libations

-1,000.

I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISRESPECT YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER. It reflects badly on your entire family.


your mean "poorly" Mr. Grammar, right?

Yes, that's what I meant. Thank you.

-1,000.


Hey, i already have like negative 10mil points---i get drunk one night, just one, and all of a sudden i start getting points deducted?

Yes, that's what I meant. Thank you.


your welcome if that is what you meant. ---contractions are for dumb public school students and inner sphere swine

I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer.

I don't knoww about you guys, but that's my new term for being drunk right there.

Also, every time you spell "grammar" wrong in the course of *****ing about others', god kills a kitten. If you're just trolling, he kills a beagle puppy too.

Double adjectives are for goofs.

I just edited it for clarity. Please re-read and be good in the future.


But Bret Michaels taught me i gotta be bad to be good---if you know what i mean

Hey, i already have like negative 10mil points---i get drunk one night, just one, and all of a sudden i start getting points deducted?

Hey. I said I hoped you were drunk.

I'd imagine people will look at the title, read a few posts, then say "aaaargh" at the lack of content and move on. At this point you'd probably get away with giving youself a few points back.

at least i didn;t double post--i mean---how much of a shortcoming was that?

Ooh. You just lost those points back for screwing up that contraction.

Dude, it's umbrage.
I think umbridge is to like "de-bridge" someone or something.
Pretty gross though.

ima glad to c that poeple hear kin spel and cetch grammer mistaekes.

I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISRESPECT YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER. It reflects badly on your entire family.

grammar

Your shortcomings are my playground.

I said, "where did you here that and please don't ever call serentity [edit: serenity] a 'fixie' again."

This immediately made me think of the Blue Raja:

"Mom, I can't even count how many rules you are
breaking right now. One: Always knock. Two: Don't sniff around
outside my door. Three: Do not interrogate me."

"Mom--You...you're cheesing me off so bad right now, just
please--Good night."

Mother? SerenTITY? This is all sounding very Freudian.