General Cycling Discussion - Lookout, Forrest Gump!

Folks, Pete Clark is more than just a Sumo wrestler! Much, much more...

www3.oscars.org/academy/awards/bonner.html
(see, "1997")

www.folkmusic.net/htmfiles/webrevs/smd615.htm

www.monolandscapes.co.uk
(click on, "Galleries")

www.communique.net/~clarkpd/pete.htm

http://10thmtndivassoc.org/news.html
(see, "From the Webmaster's Monitor")

www.canterburytrust.co.uk/about/people/people.htm#peterclark

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~tolksoc/history.html
(see, "1992" and "1993")

www.cayuga-cc.edu/athletics/basketball/MenBasketBallRecords.html

www.303rdbga.com/358clark-ml.html

www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/columnists/pete_clark.html

I'm sure this is just scratching the surface. "Everyone named 'Pete Clark' shout, 'HERE!'"

Sooo...my cool friends. Mike Stone is much, much more than he seems.

I have unearthed ("dug") the following startling and revealing facts about the many private sides of "Mike Stone."

Please, Ladies and Gentlemen, don't panic:

www.moonliner.com/MikeMonster.html

www.artsmagic.co.uk/itm00911.htm

www.public.coe.edu/departments/Art/stone_sc.html

www.mala.bc.ca/~soules/cmc290/98journ/pierce.htm

www.brunel.ac.uk/anmin/alumni/where_are_they_now/mike.stone.html

www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/Chemistry/chemmain/stone.html
www.fig.com/wideties

Stay calm, Ladies and Gentlemen! We have everything under control...

:cry: MIKE! What's happened to you!!!

The Pinkertons never sleep. They always get their man.

Joe, I had no idea!

http://library.lovingyou.com/utils/poetry.cgi?val=Joe%20Gardner
(click on "Rollercoaster")

www.ireca.org/personalities/Gardner_Joe.html
(Prior to becoming, "BikeForums Janitor")

www.science.urich.edu/~vineyard/research/student_research/gardner/research.html

www.student.richmond.edu/~ultimate/seniors.htm

Ah....So you thought you'd escape the big eye in the sky, eh?

www.southwestern.edu/whoswho-archive/0011sta.html

What the hey.... PETE!! You are up to your shenanigans again! Man, I thought my ears were ringing for a reason, and sure enough here is the source.

You know, hunting up all those web pages of Mike Stone imposter wanna-be's wouldn't be so bad if they had better hair. Sheesh!

Who was Mike Stone? Well, WHO was the man who took beautiful and nubile Pricilla away from Elvis? That's right, baby, martial artist MIKE STONE. Look it up and then write to me and say you are sorry.

<gasp!>

www.groupiecentral.com/gwlpriscilla.html

Oh, NO! I'm melting...!

www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~villains/witchwest.htm


Curse you, Mike STONE! AAAAAHHHHHhhhhh....<gurgling sound>

...and all that's left is those ruby red Look system cycling shoes, in a puddle of goo! :D

Ha Ha???!! I can't believe i just took the time to go through this thread. I must have a really low "delight" level?? hhhmmmm

Originally posted by Stan
Ha Ha???!! I can't believe i just took the time to go through this thread. I must have a really low "delight" level?? hhhmmmm
That's the whole point. It's bait for people like you, Stan, who show up only to regret that you did.

Just don't make it a habit, like some people we know! ;)

Too laaate I've already got BFC written across my forehead!!!LOL

This is a classic Pete thread...nonsense ...;)

Oh my! :eek: I thought this was serious stuff!!! :confused:

Originally posted by AlphaGeek
Oh my! :eek: I thought this was serious stuff!!! :confused:
I think you were staggeringly mistaken. :(