Foo - There should be annual Foo Awards.

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56/12 and 22/28
04-19-06, 10:47 AM
Like, "Most Funniest Poster in the History of Ever." or something.

Well, I guess that would be more of a lifetime achievement thing, but you get the idea.

Any suggestions for potential awards to give out?


TexasGuy
04-19-06, 11:21 AM
How about an award for most times this server can crap out in one day. :p

Eggplant Jeff
04-19-06, 11:21 AM
Most Obnoxious Thread Of The Year


TexasGuy
04-19-06, 11:25 AM
Most Obnoxious person of the year.
Now nominating TexasGuy :(

Lex
04-19-06, 11:37 AM
:D
Most Obnoxious person of the year.
Now nominating TexasGuy :(

You wouldn't even make honorable mention on that one, Tex. Now if you need a list of nominees.......:D

TexasGuy
04-19-06, 11:40 AM
:D

You wouldn't even make honorable mention on that one, Tex. Now if you need a list of nominees.......:D
I most certainly would so make an honorable mention.
Although, I could name a few other people to nominate also :D

Lex
04-19-06, 11:42 AM
I most certainly would so make an honorable mention.
Although, I could name a few other people to nominate also :D

Don't be obnoxious, Tex....you would not. :lol:

TexasGuy
04-19-06, 12:05 PM
Don't be obnoxious, Tex....you would not. :lol:
:roflmao: :roflmao:

free_pizza
04-19-06, 05:20 PM
i think its safe to say that i would get drunkest poster, with slvoid coming in second after his "i love everyone" thread

Pink_Ninja
04-19-06, 05:43 PM
most insanely dumb/friendless/idiotic poster.... I win!

MsVicki
04-19-06, 06:45 PM
There have already been Bikeforums member awards in the past. Didn't work out this last time we tried though. You guys must be too new on the forums to remember.

Pink_Ninja
04-19-06, 06:53 PM
yep, that's us. a total bunch of newbs.

blonduathlongrl
04-19-06, 07:03 PM
i think its safe to say that i would get drunkest poster, with slvoid coming in second after his "i love everyone" thread
I do remember that post, that was pretty bad!!

TheDTrain
04-19-06, 07:19 PM
stupid n00bs.

Portis
04-19-06, 08:22 PM
Yeah, the awards deal was squashed by the mods. Surprise, surprise.

Siu Blue Wind
04-19-06, 08:25 PM
Well I nominate my brother KT as the sweetest, most cuddly, most protective bad boy of them all.

Blackberry
04-19-06, 10:22 PM
I nominate ATroll for any and all awards. You go girl. If you are a girl.:love: :love: :love:

superdex
04-19-06, 10:32 PM
slvoid and lauren for the "BF Couple That Should Have Run off and Made Babies But Never Did" Award

Siu Blue Wind
04-19-06, 10:43 PM
Stacey as the one who has the quickest and sharpest mind.

KingTermite
04-20-06, 12:42 AM
Well I nominate my brother KT as the sweetest, most cuddly, most protective bad boy of them all.
Shhhh sis! You are supposed to keep that on the down low!! It's more fun when people don't know my protective side and I scare the be-jesus out of them. :D

markhr
04-20-06, 04:22 AM
good god a competition of funny-ness (is that a word?) - what could this mean? the end of the world as we know it?

I think it'll be great especially for those of us looking for amusement at 3am in years to come

Stacey
04-20-06, 05:04 AM
Stacey as the one who has the quickest and sharpest mind.
I'm honored sis, thanks :)

There have been things like this tried in the past, some person/s got their panties in a wad because they did/n't get a nomination, hence the mod's shut the threads down. Honestly, I don't see to much life left in this thread either. IMHO.

USAZorro
04-20-06, 09:53 AM
Can I nominate myself for the Rodney Dangerfield memorial, Most Invisible award?

RVAbatman
04-20-06, 09:55 AM
is there a cutest award? i think i should get that.

not that it has anything to do with posting...or bikes...

but i really worked hard for it this year

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 09:55 AM
What award would I be up for?

Like, some humanitarian stuff?

ignominious
04-20-06, 09:56 AM
Honestly, I don't see to much life left in this thread either. IMHO.

Is that a challenge to post every five minutes for the rest of my life. If you want a nomination for most wrong poster ever then you just had to ask.

superdex
04-20-06, 10:01 AM
is there a cutest award? i think i should get that.

maybe it's the newlywed thing, but hell yeah you should, and the sexiest and bestest friend awards too.

okay, back to your regularly scheduled shizzy

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 10:02 AM
huh

CyLowe97
04-20-06, 10:11 AM
slvoid and lauren for the "BF Couple That Should Have Run off and Made Babies But Never Did" Award

Seriously! The sexual tension was barely below the surface when those two had their little donnybrooks on whatever topic was at hand. Hilarious stuff.

Whatever happened to Lauren, anyway?

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 10:48 AM
proibably found something more interesting then BF :(

Pheard
04-20-06, 11:24 AM
Nof3ar nominates himself as "biggest e-penis" award.

Siu Blue Wind
04-20-06, 12:38 PM
Yeah. It's either you or Hank...... :D

Whoa! *ducks head real quick-like*

Pheard
04-20-06, 12:41 PM
Actually....... crap its hank. DAMNIT.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 12:41 PM
E-penis?

Why didn't I think of that before.

Cyber-sex, here I come (Uh, oh!)!

Siu Blue Wind
04-20-06, 12:42 PM
Actually....... crap its hank. DAMNIT.


I'm ashamed of you. I can't believe you are bowing down to him. Ha ha Petey's got you!!!!

Pheard
04-20-06, 12:43 PM
E-penis?

Why didn't I think of that before.

Cyber-sex, here I come (Uh, oh!)!
Dude it has nothing to do with cyber sex. It refers to all the egos on this forum, people arguing back and forth with all the chest thumping and such. Its like a symbol, the person with the biggest ego has the biggest penis, and since were on the net it would be called an e-penis.

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 12:43 PM
E-penis?

Why didn't I think of that before.

Cyber-sex, here I come (Uh, oh!)!
I think that was way more information then any of us needed to know.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 12:44 PM
Me sorry.

I'm going to go for another ride.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 12:45 PM
Dude it has nothing to do with cyber sex. It refers to all the egos on this forum, people arguing back and forth with all the chest thumping and such. Its like a symbol, the person with the biggest ego has the biggest penis, and since were on the net it would be called an e-penis.

Oh, well... I win!

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 12:46 PM
Me sorry.

I'm going to go for another ride.
Yeah you do that why don't you.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 12:48 PM
Yeah you do that why don't you.

By "ride," I meant "porn."

Siu Blue Wind
04-20-06, 12:56 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, you do your bike? Don't get anything caught in the chain or spokes or anything. It'll get ripped off.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 01:00 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, you do your bike? Don't get anything caught in the chain or spokes or anything. It'll get ripped off.

That's why I don't like fixed-gears.

Too much tension on the chain.

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 01:11 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, you do your bike? Don't get anything caught in the chain or spokes or anything. It'll get ripped off.
OMG :eek: :eek:
*EYE GOUGING*
*EYE GOUGING*
*EYE GOUGING*
*EYE GOUGING*
:eek:

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 01:14 PM
OMG :eek: :eek:
*EYE GOUGING*
*EYE GOUGING*
*EYE GOUGING*
*EYE GOUGING*
:eek:

You're supposed to use acid.

n00b.

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 01:51 PM
Eye gouging does less damage then acid.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 01:53 PM
Eye gouging does less damage then acid.

I know, I just don't have anything to gouge with.

Got plenty of acid, though.

TexasGuy
04-20-06, 02:00 PM
*breaks off one of 56's spokes and doubles it up twice and gouges 56's eyes out.

56/12 and 22/28
04-20-06, 02:15 PM
*breaks off one of 56's spokes and doubles it up twice and gouges 56's eyes out.

*Pours acid into eye that is getting gouged, melting spoke and saving eye.*