Foo - Does this bike make my butt look big?

I've got junk in my trunk.

I think I've got back.

I bought a bike last fall to get my 39 year old arse back in shape. I didn't realize the "shape" would be a bubble.

I'm starting to sympathize with my girlfriend, the "seat" of my pants is uncomfortably tight, and the waist is all crinkled up from being cinched in by the belt.

Seriously though, I think I'm turning into a freakish half-man, half-frog creature. You know, big legs, skinny arms pastey, white underside. I used to buy "boot cut" jeans", I need to find some "booty cut".


-Froggy

No, the bike does NOT make you but 'look' big... Your butt is big!:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Great Stacey, just when I'm feeling vulnerable........ ;)

Is it the computer user Pear shape you are describing?

1. Have your pants hemmed around the waist.

2. Start working on your upper body to balance things out.

3. Let the ladies touch your sweet, sweet tooter and watch as they gasp in awe and shoot jealous glances at your girlfriend.

4. Start a totally awesome website (http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/) to showcase that hot booty of yours.

If you have to ask.

I'm scared

No pics so I can't tell you the truth.

big booty crew in this thread

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/image013.gif

Well, does it?

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OMG, MsVicki, thats great!!

:roflmao: nice one :D

+1 to MsVicki :lol:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/image013.gif

Well, does it?
lol.. spit out my oj through my nose again

<Cryano>

"If it were me, I'd have it amputated: on the spot!"

</Cryano>

Or something like that.

Don't worry, my ass is big, too.

Just last week, I pulled up to a redlight, then some girl reached out of the passenger side window, slaped me in the ass, and then she and her friend drove away.

I guess that doesn't mean it's big. Actually, it means it's nice, but you get the idea, right?

It's not the bike man...it's your but making the bike look small. :p

Just messin with ya...you'll trim it up soon, uless you were some kind o twiglet to start out with.

Most women I know like men with a reasonable amount of junk in the trunk provided that the trunk is nice and firm. When I weighed 200+lbs I had no arse.
Now I'm at 170 and have a nice firm larger arse according to my wife.

I guess my humor attempt failed. I've lost close to 30 lbs now. I went from 34 inch waist to 30 (been a while since I've seen that!) but my old jeans still don't fit. Now it's just for a whole different reason.

I just think it's funny how cycling shapes your body. Kind of T-Rex-ish.

I wouldn't worry about it. Your saddle is too small.

I wouldn't worry about it. Your seat is too small.

I guess that's why Specialized makes different sizes.

My wife likes my biker butt too. A tailor told me I was strong in the seat.

You’re lucky. I have no behind. My butt drops off faster than the continental shelf. It makes it too easy for my wife to “pants” me.

*with the sounds of Sir Mix-alot in the background*

Now I'm out ridin' a double.
I'm dropped and I know I'm in trouble.
I try so hard to reel him in.
but he gives me Lance's f-you grin.

I try not to take his smack
and fight off his attack....
BUT the bikers got back
wiggiggigiiwiwiwwiw * you know the sounds*

4. Start a totally awesome website (http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/) to showcase that hot booty of yours.[/QUOTE]

Very inspirational. So much so, I don't think I will ever be able to sleep without the lights on again....shiver.

heh the guy on the home page is really really scary.

Oh my sweet lord...... *looks for a pen to stab eyes out with*

You're all just afraid of succumbing to his raw manly essence...

4. Start a totally awesome website (http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/) to showcase that hot booty of yours.

Something told me to wait 'till I got home to check this one.

There really should be a secret society that quietly pulls people like that aside and gives them a reality bltch-slap. :D

You're all just afraid of succumbing to his raw manly essence...

You may be right, being currently trapped in a "Super Greg" spell I don't think I can handle another neo-**** infatuation. :eek:


-Nomba wan

You're all just afraid of succumbing to his raw manly essence...

Don't they sell Raw Manly Essence beside the Old Spice and the Hi Karate at Wally World?

Don't they sell Raw Manly Essence beside the Old Spice and the Hi Karate at Wally World?
Way to give away the trade secret.

Way to give away the trade secret.
I'd trade up that secret for a better one.;)

Oh my sweet lord...... *looks for a pen to stab eyes out with*

When you are finished with that pen, pass it over to me!

I swore to myself to not get into this thread.

Something told me to wait 'till I got home to check this one.

There really should be a secret society that quietly pulls people like that aside and gives them a reality bltch-slap. :D
Its called the Stone Masons. Sadly enough I think he is sponsored by them :p

I swore to myself to not get into this thread.
You are in like flynn.

When you are finished with that pen, pass it over to me!
pass 2 me when you're done 2

Ooooooh, he's my boyfriend!!

:love: :love:

until it measure 45 inches it ain't big at all.

The only photo I found mildly entertaining was this one:

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/656.jpg

I bet his back loved him for weeks afterwards...

I'm sure there are cecsier people on this forum. In fact, I betcha BF has the cecsiest members ever!

cecsier?

Ooooooh, he's my boyfriend!!

:love: :love:

Man, what happened to us?

I thought we had something genuine, something real, and you threw it all away for him.

cecsier?


On the initial thread, Merton's initials are CEC. Someone said that Merton was "too CECsy for his jeans...."

I'm sorry. So sorry.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/107596.jpg

(may not be work-safe, which is why it's just the link)

I'm sorry. So sorry.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/107596.jpg

(may not be work-safe, which is why it's just the link)

Gawd, that isn't even public library safe!

I thought we had something genuine, something real.....

Ah huh, we do...me, you, and about two dozen other guys... :D

Gimme a smooch!

:love:

At the same time?! WAOW !