Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - If you were the Village Bicycle...

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wearyourtruth
04-25-06, 10:16 AM
well?


queerpunk
04-25-06, 12:49 PM
do i spy some sexual innuendo?

koyman
04-25-06, 01:23 PM
Some pretty half-assed sexual innuendo, if I do say so myself.


superdex
04-25-06, 02:12 PM
where's the simple, "well ridden" option?

mattface
04-25-06, 02:20 PM
doesn't the village bicycle usually have a loose bottom bracket...

Cynikal
04-25-06, 02:28 PM
where's the simple, "well ridden" option?

Is there also a "put away wet" option?

powers2b
04-25-06, 03:22 PM
Where's the 'beater with mixed components' option?

Enjoy

PhattTyre
04-25-06, 03:26 PM
or the 'flat tires, no one wants a ride' option?

endform
04-25-06, 03:45 PM
How does the term beausage fit into this?

kludge
04-25-06, 03:58 PM
foil on the rear wheel, 650c front, mis matched pedals. seat tube that doesnt stay in place ultra lose headset that makes and awful DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN sound when you apply braking force in the front.
and some wierd fuqked up chicken scratch on the side that resembles the world "PiStA"
and it says moo everytime the drive side pedal is at 3 o clock

onetwentyeight
04-25-06, 04:09 PM
So in other words, you're a messed up crazy beater.

Erm....

humancongereel
04-25-06, 04:31 PM
how about a bike (like my track bike) that's been beaten up and tossed around but barely has a scratch?

-=(8)=-
04-25-06, 05:43 PM
Village idiot suits me better.