"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Caption Contest

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domestique
05-02-06, 04:59 AM
A.)
http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races06/oddset-early.jpg

B.)
http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races06/oddset-wreck.jpg

Add your own caption!

Picture B. Marco Velo; (Milram rider next to T-mobile): "Wheelies!? how boring..... try an endo!"

Odin
05-02-06, 05:02 AM
A) "nah, it's your B-tension that's up the spout"
56/12 and 22/28
05-02-06, 07:24 AM
"Pwned."

For both of them.

domestique
05-02-06, 07:42 AM
Picture B: Guy in the Green kit, on the ground: Thinking to himself "It's a good thing I shaved today."
Ceya
05-02-06, 07:45 AM
A - I see the quarter, it is a quarter.

B -Hold up it is a bottle cap.

S/F,
CEYA!
DrWJODonnell
05-02-06, 08:28 AM
A) I don't get it. My sprinting form looks good, yet everyone else is doing it sideways and winning.

B) I hear that maybe you should stretch out your low back after a sprint like that.
Cypress
05-02-06, 09:14 AM
After a short hiatus, the Harlem Globetrotters give cycling a try.
Cromulent
05-02-06, 09:22 AM
Picture B:

Anakin Skywalker (Team Milram) uses the Force, gets the stage win. Later disqualified after blood testing reveals elevated levels of midichlorian.
Jared88
05-02-06, 10:19 AM
A) I don't get it. My sprinting form looks good, yet everyone else is doing it sideways and winning.

B) I hear that maybe you should stretch out your low back after a sprint like that.
:D :D :D
GuitarWizard
05-02-06, 10:48 AM
A) "Trying to sprint 'recumbent style' to get more aero just isn't ****in' workin', coach!!"
B) "Ok, you two morons aren't getting 3rd place if I can help it...."
TYB069
05-02-06, 11:00 AM
B) Guy in green on ground "Must keep rolling!!! One more and I'm across the line!!!"
Cypress
05-02-06, 11:02 AM
B) Guy in green on ground "Must keep rolling!!! One more and I'm across the line!!!"


BAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Snicklefritz
05-02-06, 11:10 AM
A: "Ale-Jet just farted so bad that I had to get out of his wake" (guy in white)

B: "They worked! The bean burritos worked...my new weapon of choice!" (Ale-jet)
56/12 and 22/28
05-02-06, 03:40 PM
2nd: "Little did they know, the race organizers had placed the finsh on a fault line."