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Name the movie, book, TV show, song, famous news broadcast (Oh, the humanity), or anything else from the quote. Heres a couple for starters.
"If I killed all the golfers they'd lock me up and throw away the key"
"This is like that sitcom with 2 dads except no ones laughing. No wait, its the same."
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Name the movie, book, TV show, song, famous news broadcast (Oh, the humanity), or anything else from the quote. Heres a couple for starters.
"If I killed all the golfers they'd lock me up and throw away the key"
"This is like that sitcom with 2 dads except no ones laughing. No wait, its the same."
Well, the first is Caddyshack.
"I am Sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips let no dog bark."
I drink a whisky drink
I drink a coffee drink
When I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy
Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!
Can I just say "Family Guy" for all of them? I'll probably be right.
By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
You, you bloated idiot!
Only one of them is from family guy mophat, the line about that stupid Charlie Sheen show.
"I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."
Never have that damn thing down in front of me! How do I know your not makin faces at me under that thing?
"And that children was the first time I sucked a dick for crack, but it would not be the last."
I drink a whisky drink
I drink a coffee drink
When I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy
That was tubthumping by Chumbawumba, sounds like it's been done by Weird Al Jankovich?
"I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."
And that's quite obviously a quote from Blackadder. :D
That was tubthumping by Chumbawumba, sounds like it's been done by Weird Al Jankovich?
Not wierd Al. Think cartoon character.
Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
Bull Durham
"I'm going to go get me some M&Ms and spank my monkey"
And that's quite obviously a quote from Blackadder. :D
Holy Schnike! I didn't think anyone would get it.:D
By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
You, you bloated idiot!
That would be Sidney Greenstreet in "The Maltese Falcon".
I drink a whisky drink
I drink a coffee drink
When I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy
Homer Simpson joyously screwing up the words to "Tubthumping".
"Theres a time to think and a time to act. (Pauses to spin the cylinder of the revolver he is holding) And this is certainly no time to think."
I posted this before and nobody got it, so this time I'll offer up some hints. Its from a comedy movie in the mid 90's, and the scene this quote is from took place in a bar.
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries."
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
So what was the "there's a time to think..." quote from?
"Oh Benson. You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
Second Mouse,
That quote is from Canadian Bacon.
"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"
Thanks Michigander. Haven't seen Canadian Bacon. I'll have to look it up.
Joe Dirt?
"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"
Originally Posted by PoppaspokeBy Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
You, you bloated idiot!
That would be Sidney Greenstreet in "The Maltese Falcon".
Actually, the last one was Peter Lorre (addressing Sidney Greenstreet).
"Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way"
"Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way"
Yeeooowww. Metallica, No Leaf Clover.
"Two degrees in be-bop, a phd in swing, he's a master of rhythm, a rock and roll king."
I mean, you know what I'm saying cause you know my reputation right? I mean I don't give a ****, I'll do 2 or 3 years a rikers just to prove a point. I don't play that ****... Can I help you?
"We also believe they've got nasty plans for the tit mouse, the wood cock, and the tit pecker."
"And that children was the first time I sucked a dick for crack, but it would not be the last."
Dave Chapelle, playing a crack addict giving a talk at a school? Very funny sketch
When we asked mr Bigsby why he's divorcing his wife after 19 years of marriage, he said "because she's a ni**er lover". I'm Kent Wallace. Good night.
"Just common sense really, I mean how you gonna take a stiff downtown with 2 flat tires?"
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries."
Why, the Frenchman on the parapet of the Castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, everyone knows that "you tiny minded wiper of other people's bottoms... I wave my private parts at you!... Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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