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56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 06:10 AM
Four people asked me why I shave my legs when we were standing outside.

Four!

It's like, c'mon, why wouldn't you shave you legs?

56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 06:37 AM
Sweet, two periods in a row!
blonduathlongrl
05-03-06, 06:40 AM
I think it should be a requirement for ALL men to shave thier legs..( just to make my day:) )

56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 06:43 AM
I think it should be a requirement for ALL men to shave thier legs..( just to make my day:) )

That would be nice.

But then I wouldn't be unique!

No, we can't do that.
blonduathlongrl
05-03-06, 06:46 AM
hate to break it to ya, but... you're not the only men that shaves.
But sure.. you're still unique in your own ways kinda way:)
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 06:48 AM
hate to break it to ya, but... you're not the only men that shaves.
But sure.. you're still unique in your own ways kinda way:)

d00d, there are two guys in this school who shave their legs.

Me, and some Metro-sexual guy.
blonduathlongrl
05-03-06, 06:50 AM
dood.. Im surrounded everyday with road riders and racer.. none of them have a hair on thier legs.. again.. not out of the ordinary:) ya sexy thing
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 06:53 AM
dood.. Im surrounded everyday with road riders and racer.. none of them have a hair on thier legs.. again.. not out of the ordinary:) ya sexy thing

Yeah but they've had thier hair for awhile.

I just got mine 7 years ago, and it's already gone.

So, you think I'm secksey?
TexasGuy
05-03-06, 07:51 AM
Fire drills are always home to weird comments like that. The amount of stuff I heard while doing a fire drill in the middle of the evening because some ass bandit thought it would be fun to pull the fir alarm at 2am in the morning in January/February in Chicago
explody pup
05-03-06, 07:57 AM
How often do you shave your legs? Is it for aerodynamics or to show off your calves? Do you shave your armsm to show them off? What about the pits? The jewels? Nipples (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=147146&highlight=ladies)? Ass crack? Just where do you stop once you start? Inquiring minds want to know...
TexasGuy
05-03-06, 07:58 AM
I don't shave so......
You can go enquire somewhere else :D
explody pup
05-03-06, 07:58 AM
I don't shave so......
Ever?
TexasGuy
05-03-06, 08:04 AM
I shave my face about once or twice a week if i remember to do it the night before as I shower in the morning and shower + shave or shaving + putting on bike helmet == bad rash.
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 08:38 AM
How often do you shave your legs? Is it for aerodynamics or to show off your calves? Do you shave your armsm to show them off? What about the pits? The jewels? Nipples (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=147146&highlight=ladies)? Ass crack? Just where do you stop once you start? Inquiring minds want to know...

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't. Now you know.
explody pup
05-03-06, 08:49 AM
Cripe. How often? Sounds like too much work. I haven't even shaven my face since Saturday night...
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 08:51 AM
Cripe. How often? Sounds like too much work. I haven't even shaven my face since Saturday night...

Not more than four times in a 24 hour period.

Or else, I'll have to consult my doctor.
explody pup
05-03-06, 08:52 AM
Oh. Well that's not too bad, afterall.

Does the doctor specialize in shaving or is he/she/it a general practitioner?
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 08:54 AM
Oh. Well that's not too bad, afterall.

Does the doctor specialize in shaving or is he/she/it a general practitioner?

He's a proctologist.

He gives me a two for one deal when I go in for a shave.
explody pup
05-03-06, 08:56 AM
Do proctologists use a special razor? Does he use warm shaving cream? Does he check for polyps? Do he cuddle when he's done?
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 08:58 AM
Do proctologists use a special razor? Does he use warm shaving cream? Does he check for polyps? Do he cuddle when he's done?

Yes, it's made of 6AI/4V Titanium, and it's radically curved.

Yes, hot actually, to soften the hair.

Yes, once a month.

Sometimes we spoon.
TexasGuy
05-03-06, 09:00 AM
I think some people are pushing the limits just a TAD TOOO FAR
explody pup
05-03-06, 09:02 AM
I think some people are pushing the limits just a TAD TOOO FAR
How else am I supposed to learn this stuff?

But, yeah, I agree. 4 times a day is a little freaky.
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 09:03 AM
How else am I supposed to learn this stuff?

But, yeah, I agree. 4 times a day is a little freaky.

Nah, it's actually more like once every day.

Still, that's a lot, right?
explody pup
05-03-06, 09:05 AM
Once a week is a lot.
TexasGuy
05-03-06, 09:06 AM
Once a week is required. Twice a week is okay. Every day. wow. that's like .
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 09:07 AM
Once a week is a lot.

...

So, I'm a gorilla?
explody pup
05-03-06, 09:10 AM
*shrug*

I'll put on slightly less than a quarter of an inch of hair on my face in a week if I don't shave. Nobody seems to mind at work and I certainly don't care. Just a matter of preference I s'pose.
56/12 and 22/28
05-03-06, 03:16 PM
*shrug*

I'll put on slightly less than a quarter of an inch of hair on my face in a week if I don't shave. Nobody seems to mind at work and I certainly don't care. Just a matter of preference I s'pose.

Quarter inch in a week?

Those are Tom Boonen numbers!

You should be a pro sprinter. :)