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05-03-06, 11:48 AM
For all of us who have ever struggled with a Ciclosport HAC4 bike computer or perhaps any bike computer... some silliness...
(Warning: this is a parody of Adam Sandler's Ode to My Car which contains some rough language)
Listen to Ode to My Car here (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000002N4N/qid=1146677829/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-3782453-8838263?s=music&v=glance&n=5174)
Ode to My HAC4
(apologies to Adam Sandler)
Here we go
Piece of sh$t bike computer
I got a piece of sh$t bike computer
That f@ckin' pile of sh$t
Never does a freakin’ thing
My HAC4’s a big piece of sh$t
'Cause the batteries are always f@cking shot
And my rubber bands are always f@cking loose
I got to mount it with a knot
(It's a piece of sh$t)
I can't return this f@ckin’ HAC
'Cause I got it on f@ckin’ e-bay
The glass used to be f@ckin’ perfect
But it flew off and now it’s f@ckin’ cracked
(It's a piece of sh$t)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
Piece of sh$t HAC4
(He's got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
It sucks royal dick
(That f@ckin' pile of sh$t)
100% German crap
(Never does a f@ckin’ thing)
Oh f@ck you HAC4
I can’t read a f@ckin’ thing, cause it only got the kill-0-meters
Whoever designed my bike computer can lick my sweaty little peeter
(They can bite his a$$ too)
And I can’t push the f@ckin’ buttons
which always makes me way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it poseur a$$hole"
(You f@ckin' piece of sh$t)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
I got piece of sh$t HAC4
(He got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
German engineering sucks my a$$
(That f@ckin' pile of sh$t)
That pile of fake titanium sh$t
(Never does a freakin’ thing)
Oh what the f@ck did I do
What the f@ck did I do
What the f@ck did I do
To get stuck with you
I’m such a f@cking foo
Sick of hearing Lance used you too
Now I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f@ck me
I can’t read the f@ckin’ manual
Cause I don’t got a f@ckin’ PhD
Most f@cking bike computers cost just 20 dollars
But this sh$t cost me f@ckin’ two-fifty
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
I spent everything on the computer
So now my bike is still a beater…
(way to go Mr. Poseur)
And if a girlie sees my beater bike
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da *****)
Hey shut up
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
You piece of sh$t HAC4
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
You piece of sh$t HAC4
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
Stretched out f@cking rubber bands
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
10 f@cking’ button presses to tell me the f@cking time
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
14 f@cking’ button presses just to turn it f@cking on
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
4 f@cking batteries that last a f@cking week
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
And no f@cking way to turn the f@cker off
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
Oh the whole bike club thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
Yo man, can you tell me how many miles we’ve done?
(Piece of sh$t HAC4...)
(Warning: this is a parody of Adam Sandler's Ode to My Car which contains some rough language)
Listen to Ode to My Car here (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000002N4N/qid=1146677829/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-3782453-8838263?s=music&v=glance&n=5174)
Ode to My HAC4
(apologies to Adam Sandler)
Here we go
Piece of sh$t bike computer
I got a piece of sh$t bike computer
That f@ckin' pile of sh$t
Never does a freakin’ thing
My HAC4’s a big piece of sh$t
'Cause the batteries are always f@cking shot
And my rubber bands are always f@cking loose
I got to mount it with a knot
(It's a piece of sh$t)
I can't return this f@ckin’ HAC
'Cause I got it on f@ckin’ e-bay
The glass used to be f@ckin’ perfect
But it flew off and now it’s f@ckin’ cracked
(It's a piece of sh$t)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
Piece of sh$t HAC4
(He's got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
It sucks royal dick
(That f@ckin' pile of sh$t)
100% German crap
(Never does a f@ckin’ thing)
Oh f@ck you HAC4
I can’t read a f@ckin’ thing, cause it only got the kill-0-meters
Whoever designed my bike computer can lick my sweaty little peeter
(They can bite his a$$ too)
And I can’t push the f@ckin’ buttons
which always makes me way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it poseur a$$hole"
(You f@ckin' piece of sh$t)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
I got piece of sh$t HAC4
(He got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
German engineering sucks my a$$
(That f@ckin' pile of sh$t)
That pile of fake titanium sh$t
(Never does a freakin’ thing)
Oh what the f@ck did I do
What the f@ck did I do
What the f@ck did I do
To get stuck with you
I’m such a f@cking foo
Sick of hearing Lance used you too
Now I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f@ck me
I can’t read the f@ckin’ manual
Cause I don’t got a f@ckin’ PhD
Most f@cking bike computers cost just 20 dollars
But this sh$t cost me f@ckin’ two-fifty
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
I spent everything on the computer
So now my bike is still a beater…
(way to go Mr. Poseur)
And if a girlie sees my beater bike
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da *****)
Hey shut up
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
You piece of sh$t HAC4
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
You piece of sh$t HAC4
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
Stretched out f@cking rubber bands
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
10 f@cking’ button presses to tell me the f@cking time
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
14 f@cking’ button presses just to turn it f@cking on
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
4 f@cking batteries that last a f@cking week
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
And no f@cking way to turn the f@cker off
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
(Piece of sh$t HAC4)
Oh the whole bike club thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of sh$t HAC4)
Yo man, can you tell me how many miles we’ve done?
(Piece of sh$t HAC4...)