Foo - Do women like bulges?

I have several pairs of shorts (running shorts, not spandex) that tend to display my...junk...when I run or ride my bike in them. Nothing graphic, but a definite bulge. I am pretty good looking with great legs and an amazing butt(so I'm told). Do women find bulges sexy?

An Outkast song, perhaps?

"My bumps
My humps
My ugly manly junk..."

Yes... they like those 2 bulges on their chest that they get to play with and make all the guys go crazy with.

An Outkast song, perhaps?

"My bumps
My humps
My ugly manly junk..."

wtf outkast... no!

*edit*

what if you dont have a fatty bulge, does that make you loser to them

be careful, i heard that once there was a battle of the bulge...:rolleyes:

Wait till you're older. Then ask.

Haha, i'm older.

Get to bed youngin'.

It'll be great when Junior High classes are back in session for the Fall...

Hmmm... bulges... nah, but take your shirt off... :p

Why are guys so obsessed with bulges?

Hmmm... bulges... nah, but take your shirt off... :p

Why are guys so obsessed with bulges?

because im young and insecure... and need me sup pum pum now!!!!!!!!!!!!:roflmao:

What's sup pum pum? Sounds like a Native American dish.

Woman love a big bulge in your left rear pocket, it is called your wallet.

I just want to see my purse bulging... need no guy for that one!

what you gonna do with all that junk.. all that junk inside your trunk?

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these icies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

:D

Gosh, you two beat me to the punch :p

YIKES is this a real question??

Bulges > Flatness.

My opinion on this is, many people don't care what others see. You see not so fit guys running around in the park shirtless, and their junk is all flopping all over the place. Like whoa , dude. I might have to see a therapist after seeing that much flab flopping around. Me, I'm very self conscious about my body and my appearance so I dont think there is any way I could run/ride around shirtless.

Big bulges seemed to work for Steve Martin & Dan Ackroyd.

Verily I say unto thee, a codpiece indeed is what you need. Ensure it hast engravings, lest thine merry wench discovers HRH has less going on in his bank account than he does in his panteloons.

Or you can just buy a Hummer.

Verily I say unto thee, a codpiece indeed is what you need. Ensure it hast engravings, lest thine merry wench discovers HRH has less going on in his bank account than he does in his panteloons.

Or you can just buy a Hummer.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Or you can just buy a Hummer.
But hummer's don't last more than 10 mins.
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.
.
Oh you meant the car! ;)

heh.

The wife likes the firm bulges of my backside caused by cycling. She says the bulge(s) in front are too easily faked. She alleges that other women watch the male tush too. Is she just saying that to make me feel better?

The wife likes the firm bulges of my backside caused by cycling. She says the bulge(s) in front are too easily faked. She alleges that other women watch the male tush too. Is she just saying that to make me feel better?
I have no idea. Maybe. Or maybe women are just better at keeping their observations under wrap, unlike guys :p

I like a woman who likes bugles.

Big bulges seemed to work for Steve Martin & Dan Ackroyd.

:lol:


we areaaaaah crusin' correctly now !

mmm...Bugles.
http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Bugles-Orig.jpg
Deliciousness

I like a woman who likes bugles.


Well, I like bugles...even when one is playing Taps.

Hmmm... bulges... nah, but take your shirt off... :p

Why are guys so obsessed with bulges?


It's not just the guys, Mandy. Weren't you the one drooling all over the Tom Boonen pics?;)
http://newsfoxx.de/afp/bilder/SGE.IUD09.030705151230.photo00.photo.default-384x300.jpghttp://www.lazerhelmets.com/site/uploadedImages/Add_Newsitem/20051426-54651.jpg

mmm...Bugles.
http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Bugles-Orig.jpg
Deliciousness
Hey you stole scottogo's job.

Hey you stole scottogo's job.
And my heart.

*sigh*

Bugles and Tom Boonen's package...this thread has everything...

And my heart.

*sigh*
:roflmao: For a second I thought that was Flippin saying that. I looked at that a few times wondering, why the heck did she say that.

Bugles and Tom Boonen's package...this thread has everything...
What about chocolate :o :rolleyes:

Chocolate-covered Bugles. Hm.

Chocolate-covered Bulges. Hm.
Fixed.

Oh, I was going to say something about chocolate-covered Tom Boonen, but I spend too much time in the gutter as it is....
:roflmao:

Sadly enough, I didn't need the "corrected" typo. Oh man I'm so baddd.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Gosh, these servers are as bad as the old ones now. :( I need to introduce Joe to one of my friends :(

Oh, I was going to say something about chocolate-covered Tom Boonen, but I spend too much time in the gutter as it is....
:roflmao:
Hmmm, so that's you i see all the time while I'm down here. (and notice I don't say down there.. )

Hmmm, so that's you i see all the time while I'm down here. (and notice I don't say down there.. )
Party in the gutter! :D

What's sup pum pum? Sounds like a Native American dish.


It's a universal dish, and boy, is she saucy!;)

As far as 'manmal toe'...let us paraphrase.Ken, like your sig says, " if you can't see it from space...it's not a real headlight!":D

It's a universal dish, and boy, is she saucy!;)

As far as 'manmal toe'...let us paraphrase.Ken, like your sig says, " if you can't see it from space...":D
:roflmao: so sooo sooo bad.

http://newsfoxx.de/afp/bilder/SGE.IUD09.030705151230.photo00.photo.default-384x300.jpghttp://www.lazerhelmets.com/site/uploadedImages/Add_Newsitem/20051426-54651.jpg


Interesting method of carring your Park Tools....Hmmmm:) Not a bad idea!

Has anybody else noticed it's the same guy coming in second place in both pics?

well on the flip side it cant be very good if you put on cycling shorts and there is nothing..err noticable.

This topic brings to mind Harry Shearer's use of a cucumber in Spinal Tap.

I'd rather have my hill showing than be all flatland.