Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - my new crazy project

luckily this project isn't as expensive as buying a vanilla.

but it is just as fun.

check it out, and pass it along to your friends.

http://www.helpmegetrandomwithladysovereign.com

i totally beat you to posting your own project on here. that rules.

you want us to give you money for a fantasy date? huh?

you want us to give you money for a fantasy date? huh?

the short answer is YES.

the long answer is, if you think it's a fantasy date, then i wasn't clear enough on my webpage.

i don't have any interest in getting in her pants. i was just thinking "what would be a fun, crazy project to work on?" right away i thought "party my brains out with a famous rapper!"

it's like hipster and rapper bridging the gap and making peace... while partying and taking lots of pictures.

basically i'm just trying to have a lot of fun. so far the whole project has been a blast to work on and i can't wait to see how it turns out.

today is the first day and i've gotten 1200 hits, and received over $100 in donations! rad.

Nothing against you....but people you know have way to much money!!!!

Well, at least the donut thing made me laugh.

Just cuz he has a vanilla doesnt mean he's rich. He was leaving guacamole off his burritos to save for it! GUACAMOLE! BURRITOS!

That is dedication.

i think this would be a much better project if you get as little money as possible...and act like a jerky ******face all night.

can i be the first to say: who the hell is lady sovereign, and why is she worth a 'savekaryn.com' type site?

dolface - watch this: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2695823

I didn't say HE has to much money...I said people who know him...anyone who would give money to a DUDE to go out with a chick!!!!

where is your spirit of adventure?

I'd give $1.
I mean, I wont.
But, theoretically I would.

dolface - watch this: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2695823

ok. so she's a 13 year-old version of the streets, but not as good. what am i missing? ;)

where is your spirit of adventure?
Ah, its for adventure?
I will kick down some money for him to buy a Motobecane and take it into Hunters Point, as long as he sits by it all night and threatens anyone who comes by and tries to take it!

i don't think i'd want to go out on a date with a chav, but that's just me.

"Seriously, you've got so much in common. when you vomit, you both had Dom Perignon and top ramen"

pure poetry

I'd give $1.
I mean, I wont.
But, theoretically I would.


ditto. well dome.

i don't think i'd want to go out on a date with a chav, but that's just me.
+1

http://www.savetoby.com/

uhm... how can I put this nicely... nevermind

You know what would win her heart? You trackstanding outside the club, awaiting her arrival with a prolonged Nathan Fabian (substituting the "Eng-er" for the finger, of course). Adidas hoodie optional.

The doughnut video had my girlfriend and I laughing our asses off.. ****ing hillarious

that ****'s ********. instant top 40-ness for sure.

i vote for a ban on white rapping. like, forever! is this disney's answer to dizzy rascal?

zach..kill the pathetic website and just step with the jelly donut.. if thats you.. youre in for sure.. the date fund is just lowering your stock

+1

Zach Slow is Jelly-D? Woah. We have a celebrity in our midst. http://current.tv/studio/media/603

broke $400 today. rad!
i guess i'm going to have to make another jelly d video to appease you ****ers!

what?

Is it just me or is this chick the most annoying young b!tch in the sex... errr, music industry ever, with a whiney and very affected voice ? Even Tatu was better, and that's saying a lot...

she's hot.
good luck zach slow. if you pull this off, it'll be nuts.

she's hot.
good luck zach slow. if you pull this off, it'll be nuts.

Agreed.

Break that s*** in half!

MY SITE IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF YAHOO RIGHT NOW!
HOLY****BALLS!!

www.yahoo.com

or

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/32588359

haha, good **** my man. Looks like you've hit the big time.

nice one.

dude, you realize she's like 19, right?

dude, you realize she's like 19, right?

20 actually

haha

you're still hosting the videos on your website?

front page of www.spin.com right now!!!!

Damn, $9600+ on the last day. can he pull it off....

Doitdoit.

(substituting the "Eng-er" for the finger, of course).

somehow, the context of this thread made me read that as "masturbating anger"--and i laughed a little in my nose.

he hit 10k. nice one man. HAVE FUN.

the internet is crazy

Maybe with 10k you can buy her some decent lyrics.

UNcalled for.

hahahaha this **** is amazing.

i'm pretty sure she's into ladies. sorry to ruin your fun.

I'm pretty sure Zach Slow is, too. That's just one more thing they have in common. Add that to the 10,000 others.