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juvi-kyle
05-15-06, 01:51 PM
****ing favorite. I love "yous guys"


hyperRevue
05-15-06, 01:52 PM
[165] is aight.

juvi-kyle
05-15-06, 01:53 PM
[165] is aight.
I will eat your babies...


hyperRevue
05-15-06, 01:55 PM
Haha.
I can't lie...[165] and Salome are indeed great.

mrRed
05-15-06, 01:57 PM
Salome and [165] are the wind beneath my wings ..

http://www.musicman.com/6/bea.gif

salome
05-15-06, 02:01 PM
oh kyle ... swoon.

i felt [165]'s leg brush mine every once in awhile under the table. i know it was just on it's way to your crotch so i didn't take it personally.

FixednotBroken
05-15-06, 02:15 PM
salome is the business. no doubt.

still haven't met [165] though. i have a feeling that we'll have a facepunch fistfight, however, when i do.

wangster
05-15-06, 02:42 PM
never met [165] so I'll take your words for it... but salome... hmmmm... I *big heart* salome.

So Val, next time you come... we shall attempt to squeeze into ken's chair again and we shall succeed.

Serendipper
05-15-06, 02:48 PM
I likum Salome and Blingie-kyle. We makum love sanmich one day...

FixednotBroken
05-15-06, 03:04 PM
btw, kyle - peeped your mug at the bike filmfest this weekend. i thinks you're in the midnight ridazz flick

salome
05-15-06, 03:07 PM
So Val, next time you come... we shall attempt to squeeze into ken's chair again and we shall succeed.
haha ... yes!
http://static.flickr.com/43/108602740_de5e1899f3_m.jpg

pitboss
05-15-06, 03:13 PM
oh kyle ... swoon.

i felt [165]'s leg brush mine every once in awhile under the table. i know it was just on it's way to your crotch so i didn't take it personally.
that was kyle's hand actually doing that, not me.


nether-regions

wangster
05-15-06, 03:19 PM
haha ... yes!
http://static.flickr.com/43/108602740_de5e1899f3_m.jpg

I'd just like to point out that I look much much drunker than I really was. Its the curse of the asian genes...

and why do I look so angry? Oh yeah.. cuz val is crushing my hips!

pitboss
05-15-06, 03:33 PM
The many inebriated faces of our special little guy - Juvi-kyle:
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/8111/kyle36dc.jpg - working hard fo' the money!
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1087/kyle2il.jpg - "You wanna ride bikes, guy?" (yelling at a new friend)
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/9325/kyle29dp.jpg - post-yelling, and drunk

I miss the juvi-kyle.
In June, I will have two time with the juvi-kyle. Life, for those moments, will be absurd.

Serendipper
05-15-06, 03:36 PM
haha ... yes!
http://static.flickr.com/43/108602740_de5e1899f3_m.jpg

Salome, either you have one hairy bush, or that's the luckiest rabbit's foot ever.

pitboss
05-15-06, 03:44 PM
Salome, either you have one hairy bush, or that's the luckiest rabbit's foot ever.
totally inappropriate.

giessel
05-15-06, 03:48 PM
']totally inappropriate.

i agree, gotta keep that in check.


ambiguous statements rule?

salome
05-15-06, 03:59 PM
it's called pumpkin bread you sickman.

wangster
05-15-06, 04:03 PM
yummy pumpkin bread... you bringing more when you come out next time?

salome
05-15-06, 04:06 PM
no, I make cookies now.

$0.00/Gal
05-15-06, 04:15 PM
sup guys

spud
05-15-06, 04:18 PM
cookies?!

the pumpkin bread is good, are these cookies better? what kind of cookies?

nothing
05-15-06, 04:54 PM
Kyle sexually assaulted me last night, thankfully with all the sparks plus and jim beam, the experience wasn't as tramautic as it could've been.

Serendipper
05-15-06, 04:57 PM
']totally inappropriate.

...and, you challenge me to a duel, or what?:rolleyes: This is why you are a universally shunned jackass. The "Who's your daddy" attitude. Salome has said worse. She's a big girl, and your feeble attempts to "defend her honour" from a lame internet joke is actually patronizing to her, as if she a weak little female, and can't play with the " big boys". Ha. She has thicker skin than you, apparently.

I don't see you defending kyle, or msngr. Go to hell.:)

Serendipper
05-15-06, 04:59 PM
ambiguous statements rule?

Yes! You are more clever on the internet than in person.:)

ImOnCrank
05-15-06, 05:02 PM
I don't see you defending kyle, or msngr. Go to hell.:)
Is there really anything to defend?

Terror_in_pink
05-15-06, 05:17 PM
...and, you challenge me to a duel, or what?:rolleyes: This is why you are a universally shunned jackass. The "Who's your daddy" attitude. Salome has said worse. She's a big girl, and your feeble attempts to "defend her honour" from a lame internet joke is actually patronizing to her, as if she a weak little female, and can't play with the " big boys". Ha. She has thicker skin than you, apparently.

I don't see you defending kyle, or msngr. Go to hell.:)


no one is challenging you to a duel, though i'm sure many folks wouldn't mind slapping you with a glove.

Serendipper
05-15-06, 05:35 PM
it's called pumpkin bread you sickman.

O, honorable Salome, verily I say this, that if I have offended thee and thy honour with my wicked tounge, then let it be cursed, and let it's questionable taste be removed henceforth, for in my grief, I am no longer sure if I have, indeed, known taste, surely none so sweet as thee...
http://predictableresponse.com/images/onBendedKneeGuy.JPG

schloe mo
05-15-06, 05:46 PM
i'd like to declare my pro-salome status, pumpkin bread in tow or otherwise. but mostly pumpkin bread in tow.

and 165 is a mean old man, but for some reason it works.

love, Joe. (depressed for not making it to the velodrome, again.)

Fugazi Dave
05-15-06, 07:53 PM
sup guys

http://www.davidrmunson.com/temp/sup.jpg

Anyway....Salome:
http://static.flickr.com/15/68213750_e89076dece.jpg
Juvi on the left (Teadoggg at right)
http://static.flickr.com/20/71653573_accad9a8a7.jpg

[165] in the attachment.

<3 All

pitboss
05-15-06, 09:22 PM
...and, you challenge me to a duel, or what?:rolleyes: This is why you are a universally shunned jackass. The "Who's your daddy" attitude. Salome has said worse. She's a big girl, and your feeble attempts to "defend her honour" from a lame internet joke is actually patronizing to her, as if she a weak little female, and can't play with the " big boys". Ha. She has thicker skin than you, apparently.

I don't see you defending kyle, or msngr. Go to hell.:)
wow
universally shunned - and this whole time I thought I could always rely on you to back me up. Damn.
Anyways, this is all very flattering that you have carried such anger towards me. Sorry honey, I don't date ******bags.

You'll survive. I am over it.
<3

PS> Juvi-kyle needs more help than I can provide, and what the **** does this have to do with msngr?

Hi F!Dave, that pic was - wow - from a while back.

Schloe Moe - mean? wow

freebird
05-15-06, 09:41 PM
*****fight.

MLPROJECT
05-15-06, 10:28 PM
juvi was gettin straight up special in bloomington... falling into bushes and jumping on SUV's. didn't you eat like 8 slices at rockits?

SD Fixed
05-16-06, 09:06 AM
This is why you are a universally shunned jackass.

You're a little missguided.

I've said worse, but with much better intentions, at least.

165, shunned? More like dipped and fried, I'd say.

cardstock
05-16-06, 09:15 AM
are we all forgetting the gigantic cake she brought to the after party of the stairmaster. There is no reason for anyone to not be loving Salome

juvi-kyle
05-16-06, 10:22 AM
why cant we all get along...you ****ing ass-monkeys!

pitboss
05-16-06, 10:25 AM
why cant we all get along...you ****ing ass-monkeys!
it's your fault. it always is.

dude, we should call that guy with the casati and ride with him!!!!


weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

killsurfcity
05-16-06, 10:35 AM
http://et-ia.com/download/68213750_e89076dece.jpg

anyone else notice this? apparently da debble was in your midst that night...

WithNail
05-16-06, 10:53 AM
never met [165] but I must agree salome is the bee's knees.

schloe mo
05-16-06, 10:54 AM
are we all forgetting the gigantic cake she brought to the after party of the stairmaster. There is no reason for anyone to not be loving Salome

i will never forget. it is burned into my baked-good-loving brain.


Schloe Moe - mean? wow

i meant -->:p , and then the explaination: mean as in swears alot, barks at rookie trackies in need of guidance.

Serendipper
05-16-06, 02:24 PM
You're a little missguided.

:lol: Please, please, show us the way, o valiant master!




I've said worse, but with much better intentions, at least.

With your amazing ability to discern one's intentions over the internet, merely by staring at their pixels, you will be able to purge this forum of the undesireables. Please, please, share your gift with me, I beg you.:)





..barks at...(those) rookies in need of guidance...

:lol: That explains why he is rude as hell to everyone new to the forums. Stupid me.


]..You'll survive

Actually, I am unscathed. This has been quite amusing, to watch you choke on your own medicine.

******bag? I guess that makes you a p*ssy. Cool. I love the irony.:beer:

:lol: here's a title for your blog : "Reflections of the Self-Possesed, or What If I Really Made a Mark As a Trackstar?"


{DISCLAIMER: REMARKS MADE BY THE FORUM MEMBER KNOWN AS SERENDIPPER MAY BE LACED WITH IRONY AND/OR SARCASM. HE HAS NOT ACTUALLY HAD A DRINK WITH THE OTHER FORUM MEMBERS OR BEEN ON ONE OF THEIR RIDES, AS HE IS A KNOWN JACKASS. HE IS TO BE CONSIDERED UNWORTHY OF GROUP RIDES, AND YOU ARE NOT TO SHARE YOUR SPARKS WITH HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AS HE IS UNIVERSALLY SHUNNED BY EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THE COOL ONES.**

:D

Msngr
05-16-06, 03:27 PM
why won't [165] defend me?

sniff.

wangster
05-16-06, 03:29 PM
cuz you're a Maid...

pitboss
05-16-06, 03:38 PM
why won't [165] defend me?

sniff.
aw, heck buddy. I was just playing around.
I will always defend you. For a price - cheese popcorn and tristan getting all of us some beer. I think we'll need some Sharpies.

Terror_in_pink
05-16-06, 03:51 PM
wow looks like [165] really struck a nerve with serendipper. I just don't know how long he has carried around the aggravation, bout time you dropped it serendipper?

Desperate to vent? go do some yoga or something. Let go of your false pride.

just an fyi [165] isn't a wannabe trackstar. he gives a damn about the world. his job and sacrifices reflect this. Unfortunately people like you will never know him, wait, thats fortunate. whats unfortunate is that you curse him for being something he is not. You have no clue who he is, how he is and what he does.

speaking of making marks... the only one you make is a skidmark and i'm not talking about the kind on the street. So wipe your mouth with your undies and keep your unfounded remarks to yourself serendipper.

Terror_in_pink
05-16-06, 03:59 PM
barks at rookie trackies in need of guidance.


[165] volunteers at weekend track clinics to assist new riders.

but since you know so much, please do tell, what did he have for lunch today?

salome
05-16-06, 04:06 PM
[165] is definitely one of the finer individuals I've been lucky to meet in my life.

and [165] and msngr together in one place is absolutely priceless.

No_Minkah
05-16-06, 04:13 PM
speaking of making marks... the only one you make is a skidmark and i'm not talking about the kind on the street.

SNAPS!! That should be set to rhyme and delivered in the middle of a double-rope session during recess. Jump in!!

Serendipper
05-16-06, 04:23 PM
wow looks like [165] really struck a nerve with serendipper. I just don't know how long he has carried around the aggravation, bout time you dropped it serendipper?

Desperate to vent? go do some yoga or something. Let go of your false pride.

just an fyi [165] isn't a wannabe trackstar. he gives a damn about the world. his job and sacrifices reflect this. Unfortunately people like you will never know him, wait, thats fortunate. whats unfortunate is that you curse him for being something he is not. You have no clue who he is, how he is and what he does.

speaking of making marks... the only one you make is a skidmark and i'm not talking about the kind on the street. So wipe your mouth with your undies and keep your unfounded remarks to yourself serendipper.

:lol: You are priceless...:love: Your latest project is the bomb. Don't ever change.:)

http://www.soap-news.com/gl/p/sod051298.jpg

ZachS
05-16-06, 04:27 PM
i don't know any of these people