Foo - They call me the weatherman....

They call me the weatherman,
it's becuz I roll in any weather, man.

They call me the fireman,
cuz I never git tired, man.

They call me the policeman,
I like to wear my fleece, man.
Criminals run from me like geese, man.
Yeah, when I come, yall betta cease, man.

They call the beastman,
it's cuz I'm a beast, man.

They call me the iceman,
I was in Miami Vice, man.
I'm not that nice, man.
Mediocrity don't suffice, man.
So roll that dice, man.
And watch em flee like mice, man.

They call me the weatherman,
it don't no better than
THE WEATHERMAN!

I'm glad you got that off your chest, D. The rainy days making you a bit stir-crazy?

do they call you the non sequitur man, also?

They should call you Drug Man... because, well you know, for obvious reasons...

I call him Dizzle Trainizzle.

But that's just me.

Where's a bucket......fast, I'm gonna vomit. :eek:

Where's a bucket......fast, I'm gonna vomit. :eek:

Just use your hands for now.

Just use your hands for now.
Actually, I was thinking of using YOUR hands.

Actually, I was thinking of using YOUR hands.

Okay, I got gloves.

Okay, I got gloves.
You better get 'em on fast......it's coming!

I'm The DTrain
I'm from Boston.
I don't care what things are costin'.
I ride my bike and I get lost in,
My thoughts, yo.

So I eat some frostin'.
Ain't movin' to Austin.
The towel won't get tossed in,
So don't be accostin'
Me, yo.

(c) 2006, Eubi Music

I'm The DTrain
I'm from Boston.
I don't care what things are costin'.
I ride my bike and I get lost in,
My thoughts, yo.

So I eat some frostin'.
Ain't movin' to Austin.
The towel won't get tossed in,
So don't be accostin'
Me, yo.

(c) 2006, Eubi Music

Ok...there it goes....the final straw....

http://www.firstfoot.com/fc/images/vomit.jpg

Ok...there it goes....the final straw....

http://www.firstfoot.com/fc/images/vomit.jpg

D00d, I wasn't ready.

You got spooge all over my *Vintage* 2004 Rochester Twilight Criterium t-shirt.

You guys are such.......


A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!

You guys are such.......


A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!

I'm not sure if that was a compliment or an insult. :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Okay, I got gloves.

No... I've got gloves...

They call me the chief meteorologist, man.

Ok...there it goes....the final straw....

http://www.firstfoot.com/fc/images/vomit.jpg
:roflmao: I love that. That's almost as good as the big bumpkin eating the little pu mpkin that looks like he was scared.

No... I've got gloves...
Duck and Cover!

No... I've got gloves...

You've got ONE glove. You're like Michael Jackson, except a proctologist instead of a child molester.

You've got ONE glove. You're like Michael Jackson, except a proctologist instead of a child molester.
well put
:D

You've got ONE glove. You're like Michael Jackson, except a proctologist instead of a child molester.
How do you know that slvoid is not a child molester? Or.....that Michael Jackson isn't a proctologist?

What's this thread about?

Its an escape while the people who are talking tv talk in whatcha doing talk their tv talk

What's this thread about?
I think mostly its everybody teasing the O.P. for his weird/funny little rap thingy.

Oh...teasing and tv.

Know what? I hate tv. :)

I don't hate tv i just find it be extremely bigoted, repetitive, annoying and time consuming. I used to be addicted to tv many years ago. Now most movies are merely a remake of what they did 10 years ago except with cooler graphics / color and often times more politcs which is annoying when they bludgeon you to death with their version of something.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
You guys are such.......


A BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!!

No... I've got gloves...

Yeah, well, I stole my gloves from you.

So, there.

Yeah, well, I stole my gloves from you.

So, there.
Please tell me you washed them before using them......you KNOW where those gloves have been, right?

Please tell me you washed them before using them......you KNOW where those gloves have been, right?

Well, duh!

That's why I stole them.

Well, duh!

That's why I stole them.
Let me get this straight.....you KNOW where they've been that IS WHY you stole them?

I think you are kinkier/weirder (in a bad way) than even slvoid then. ;) :p

Let me get this straight.....you KNOW where they've been that IS WHY you stole them?

I think you are kinkier/weirder (in a bad way) than even slvoid then. ;) :p

Hey, me and slviod go way back.

I mean way back.

Hey, me and slviod go way back.

I mean way back.
Brokeback?

Brokeback?

I guess you could call it that.

Hey fiddy....Slvoid is MY .......oh nevermind.

Hey fiddy....Slvoid is MY .......oh nevermind.

Yeah, what now?

Just walk away like you always do.

Yeah, what now?

Just walk away like you always do.
She might be walking away, but I wouldn't follow if I were you. She's a diva with that sword in her hand....she can turn on a dime and have your scalp quicker than Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. :D

She might be walking away, but I wouldn't follow if I were you. She's a diva with that sword in her hand....she can turn on a dime and have your scalp quicker than Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. :D

I hope she doesn't pluck my eye out.

I hope she doesn't pluck my eye out.
That wouldn't be so bad....I think you can pull that "eye patch look" off ok. ;) Heck....you could even get a minor role in the next Pirate of the Carribean movie. :p

That wouldn't be so bad....I think you can pull that "eye patch look" off ok. ;) Heck....you could even get a minor role in the next Pirate of the Carribean movie. :p

ZOMG Johnny Depp = Hawtness.