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onetwentyeight
05-19-06, 01:15 PM
Man Up!!! (pt. 3)


teadoggg
05-19-06, 01:16 PM
who doesn't have herpes?

No_Minkah
05-19-06, 01:28 PM
All the cool kids got it in high school.


cardstock
05-19-06, 01:29 PM
who doesn't have herpes?

well you did not tell me you did before we went to Jumpinships and now I am a ****ing mess!

No_Minkah
05-19-06, 01:30 PM
oh thaaats what that is....

TeleJohn
05-19-06, 01:38 PM
Wierdest ski injury I ever had. Did a faceplant. The side of my head that was impacted broke out like I had chickenpox. It was shingles. Turns out the virus, which is a form of herpes, that manifests as chickenpox, hangs out in your spinal cord. Sometimes physical trauma can cause it to come out.

teadoggg
05-19-06, 01:54 PM
well you did not tell me you did before we went to Jumpinships and now I am a ****ing mess!

sorry, dude. I was embarassed and didn't know how to tell you. [165] did the same thing to me, so I know how you feel.

Still wanna make out tonight?

Serendipper
05-19-06, 02:03 PM
Man Up!!! (pt. 3)

No.

kludge
05-19-06, 02:05 PM
i leave bikeforums for like a week and it comes to this....D'OH!

MLPROJECT
05-19-06, 02:06 PM
who doesn't have herpes?

damnit.. now i have to go get tested. the jumpinships were W.I.L.D.

Serendipper
05-19-06, 02:06 PM
who doesn't have herpes?

http://clipart.crossmap.com/data/medium/1031419608.jpg

teadoggg
05-19-06, 02:09 PM
teadoggg+mlproject+cardstock+shants = free clinic nightmare.

MLPROJECT
05-19-06, 02:15 PM
THE SWAB for everyone!

Serendipper
05-19-06, 02:18 PM
THE SWAB for everyone!

Except for me, Jesus, and my dog....

onetwentyeight
05-19-06, 02:20 PM
http://www.badcoreproject.com/happysore.jpg

No_Minkah
05-19-06, 02:33 PM
THE SWAB for everyone!
OWW OH MY GOD that is the WORST AUGGHH OW OW OW. A woman who hasn't given birth will NEVER understand.

teadoggg
05-19-06, 02:39 PM
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-dta-1442.jpg

shants and I had an interesting experience with one of these, once.

No_Minkah
05-19-06, 02:42 PM
did you steal his bike?

juvi-kyle
05-19-06, 02:43 PM
Vomitron and I had a interesting experience with the herp one time...

Serendipper
05-19-06, 02:47 PM
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-dta-1442.jpg

shants and I had an interesting experience with one of these, once.

I prefer this.

http://www.planetlava.com/shop/pc/catalog/lava-lamp-5210-l.jpg

teadoggg
05-19-06, 02:49 PM
I'm not quite to that level yet. I bet the warming feature of the lamp makes insertion much more pleasurable!

ImOnCrank
05-19-06, 07:12 PM
The herps was/is my **** punk band. It'll happen one day... For now guess I'll just stick to the valtrex

rvabiker
05-19-06, 08:54 PM
**** herpes...herpes is the new white belt. I'll stick with my chlamydia any day...

sers
05-19-06, 09:02 PM
i just took what was the most potent bong hit i have ever experienced. totally NJS bud.

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

^ top secret picture inside a freezer where the herpes sample reserve is stored in CDC headquarters.

Technohippy
05-19-06, 09:45 PM
Can you get that from swapping saddles?

rvabiker
05-19-06, 10:10 PM
I could never tell if that picture is for real or photoshop or some theme party or what...

sers
05-19-06, 11:00 PM
it's for real

nine o'clock
05-21-06, 11:05 PM
hah... good timing on this thread, ever since 10th grade wrestling mat this spot on my forhead comes and goes.
today was the first time in over a year.
eww.

nothing
05-21-06, 11:47 PM
Herpes???? What is this, the 90's? Get with the Syph, its on the up and up.

endform
05-22-06, 08:28 AM
OWW OH MY GOD that is the WORST AUGGHH OW OW OW. A woman who hasn't given birth will NEVER understand.

You know nothing of pain! Try the catheter insertion, while awake!!!!! Appendix surgery = the worst

MDRawk
05-22-06, 08:42 AM
http://i4.tinypic.com/10ehp4p.gif

Aeroplane
05-22-06, 09:05 AM
When I was a college radio DJ, I was DJ Herpes. The beat was infectious. Wicka-wicka-what?

spud
05-25-06, 06:55 AM
http://i4.tinypic.com/10ehp4p.gif

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