Fifty Plus (50+) - My Big Date.....NOT a love connection...back in the pack

Right outa Chuck Woolery. The Big Date was last night. Sitting in Starbucks I knew my prospects were sinking when I started wondering why Starbucks is so inconsistent in their frappacinos. Even as I said, "So, you really like your job" for the fourth or fifth time, I was wondering whether to have my new wheels built with black or silver rims. Mercifully, I don't know what She was thinking.

So I'm back in the pack with the boys. No matter the ups and downs of your romantic or professional career, the boys in lycra and the road always welcome you back no matter your indiscretions, your follies, your whatevers . Got stung by a bee this morning as I rode along, and Marty and I traded gelpack for oatmeal bar and each felt pleased for out-conniving the other. Home again.

You soporiphically content married guys don't know what DeeGee and I go through.....solitary arctic wolves racing across the tundra moonshadows snapping at female flesh. (Hey, that's almost as good as Big Paulie).

Yet, there's this nurse some friends want to introduce me to.......and you know what they say about nurses..........................................;)

Formal Bike Content: Will DeeGee and I find chicks before or after he actually buys a new bike? I'm putting a case of tubes on us finding the chicks.

Apologies to Will Dehne for my thread here eclipsing his Ride Across America achievement today!

GG, you write as well as Hemingway, IMHO. And crack me up as well. Here's a cupla thoughts:

#1: I refuse to have a first date at Starbucks anymore. Been there, done that, and it's NEVER gone well. Even as we're doing the "this feels like a job interview but really it's not but yes, it is" discussion, as I look around, there are too many other people doing the same thing. Fourbucks is NOT going to be the place I want to remember as the first place I laid eyes on my beloved.

#2: I love what you said about always being invited back into the lycra circle. Even Freds are welcome, albeit with a disapproving once-over of our attire. We bike, so we belong.

#3: The phrase, "solitary arctic wolves racing across the tundra moonshadows snapping at female flesh" is going to stick with me for a long, long time! :D

#4: I will take up the bet and match your case of tubes with one of my own. I think it's easier to find the perfect bike than a new lady friend. Let's hope I'm wrong! :p

Gary.....If I had a sister, I would introduce her to you in a heartbeat. If you lived nearby, we'd be riding together and swapping gelpacks regularly. Here's Bikie Heaven: chicks and bikes together, but if I had to pick just one...........gimme a minute. Ride on! (I prefer the short presta valve stems, thanks.)

** But you're right, I shoulda gone to Peets.

Hey-with you those two choices you really can't loose either way!!

Jppe......not only are you burning up the asphalt these days, you also warming our hearts! Was your big ride today or tomorrow? Pics if possible.

Hey GG,

I was a bachelor until I was in my mid-forties, so I've had every possible mis-adventure imaginible with women of the female persuasion. The amazing thing is i didn't end up shot in the back or with an ice pick in my heart.

Welcome back.

GG,

I dreamed about your date (not the woman, but the time in the coffee shop). In it you PMed me to say you were flying to NH and could I conduct a wedding, the next day? I was in a cold sweat because I knew you hadn't taken her riding, and how in the world could you marry someone you hadn't labored up a long steep hill with? I worried you were descending a mountain road full of switchbacks and hairpins and had forgotten to install those new Koolstops that had come just in the mail. In fact you had taken the old brake shoes off and didn't have any brakes on your bike at all! And then from out of no where, after rounding a nasty turn, there was a long straight flat. Lined on either side were all your buddies from 50+. They reached out and just barely touched you, to slow you down, and bring you to a safe stop.

I woke up smiling!

DG and GG - I thought this internet advice might be helpful.(And you really need some help!) (http://seniorliving.about.com/od/sexromance/a/seniordatingFD2.htm?once=true&):p There has to be SOMETHING better than Starbucks. I mean, STARBUCKS??? How very romantic!:rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

(I would bet that the members of the 50+ Forum would have some even better suggestions!)

Fun First Dates for Single Seniors

Does the idea of senior dating make you a little nervous? That's a natural feeling for adults of any age, especially if you're out of practice.

To help you on your way, here are 10 great senior dating ideas that are perfect for older adults:


Get Up and Dance. Whether you’re the belle of the ball or have two left feet, dancing is a great way to get close, have fun, and check for chemistry. Many ballrooms and other dance facilities sponsor group lessons before the real dancing begins to help people who are rusty get back in the swing of things or learn a few new steps.

Spread a Blanket. Nothing is more romantic than a picnic in a beautiful spot.Make it even more special by shopping together to choose the food and wine that will fill your basket. It’s a great opportunity to share some of your favorite things with someone you’re just getting to know.

What Am I Bid? If you support the same causes, attend a charity auction. You’ll have a chance to mingle with other people, which will lessen the first-date pressure, and you’ll be contributing to something you both care about.

Get Moving. Maybe you both enjoy tennis or golf, or just like going for long walks. Sharing a physical activity on a first date can help create a bond that may bring you closer together while you stay in shape. EDIT - This Means a BIKE RIDE!

Is This Art? Create an artful senior dating experience by attending a gallery walk or touring a museum. Everyone has an opinion about art, so the conversation is sure to be lively.

Cast Off. Rent kayaks, a row boat, or a canoe and set sail on a mini-cruise around a local lake or lagoon. Being on the water will shift your perspective and make it easier for you and your date to navigate any awkward moments.

To Market, To Market. Check out a farmers market or flea market in your area. Browsing among the stalls and having so many different things to see and discuss will help keep the conversation flowing.

Step Right Up. For something a little different, take in a state or county fair together. You’ll find a wealth of fun things you can do together—from playing the games on the midway to comparing notes about the 4-H projects—and strolling the grounds while you get to know each other will keep things light and lively.

Fruit of the Vine. Whether you’re a wine connoisseur or have trouble telling Cabernet from Merlot, visiting a local winery or attending a wine tasting together is a great way to get to know each other while learning something new and sampling one of life’s true pleasures.

Literary Interlude. If you both enjoy books, this is a natural senior dating idea. Attend a reading at a local bookstore, and then browse the shelves comparing notes about your favorite authors and titles. Follow that up with coffee and dessert, and you’ve got a first date that could be the start of a new life chapter.

There are women that someone would consider dating in Modesto ????????????

I live in the San Francisco area, and haven't heard "it" referred to as "swapping gelpacks". :eek:

If I was single again, I'm not sure I could do the "cliche" way of meeting like I used to. Maybe seeing if she wants to ride up to the Tour of Napa Valley with me, or go searching bike shops with me to find some more Schwalbe tires.

My wife says that the very first question you should ask any prospective date is:

"Do you have shingles?"

My wife says that the very first question you should ask any prospective date is:

"Do you have shingles?"

Do those keep the roof drier than tiles?

Do those keep the roof drier than tiles?

Her Shingles isn't on her head! We don't know, but she seems dry enough.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news4.shtml?hairtrigger

Gary, Granny, any plans to visit the UK this summer?

Already have Artmo coming over next week, and we might be able to arrange a meeting.

Only thing is if anyone does come over- Make it to the south and Bring SPD's. The Tandem is set up for them and it is only 15miles over the hills to breakfast. Get up early enough and you can enjoy the sunrise

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news4.shtml?hairtrigger

Gary, Granny, any plans to visit the UK this summer?

Yes, just as soon as the lottery winnings arrive. :D

Yet, there's this nurse some friends want to introduce me to.......and you know what they say about nurses..........................................;)

Yes, I know what they say about nurses: they make good money because they're in demand everywhere right now! She can support you!! Go for it!! :D

I was in the dating scene a few years ago--just celebrated our 4th anniversary last weekend--and a good friend gave me some good advice. Basically, know what it is that you're looking for before you go shopping. You wouldn't go buy a car without doing some homework and knowing what you want or need would you? If you did you'd probably be driving a Yugo. You don't go to the grocery store without some idea what you need and want. If you do you wind up bringing home a bunch of stuff you neither want or need--or it's bad for you. So give some thought to what's important to you--make a shopping list. Younger, older, higher education, athletic, bookish, cyclist, runner, easy going, high maintenance, low maintenance, garage saler, Nordstrom Nordie?

Decide what's important to you. Then don't mess with those who don't make the list--it's too frustrating and you waste a lot of time. Don't know about you guys but I feel that times too short to be wasting on the wrong people.

I'm sure that an appointment with Dr. Felipe would be worthwhile.


Fourbucks is NOT going to be the place I want to remember as the first place I laid eyes on my beloved.

Quote of the day!! ...you romantic old fool, you! :D

JiO

GG...how 'bout we meet up at the Holiday Inn at San Bernardino International Airport and take in one of Gary Diego's shows? Should be lots of ladies there, don't you think???

Sorry DG........but the type of girl I'm looking forward to doesn't go for men in guyana shirts unbuttoned to the navel, male pouch thongs, gold nugget rings, or Jungle Savage aftershave.

My kind of girl bakes berry pies, wears white underwear, and comes from Nebraska. She smells like a spring breeze throught the aspin trees, and thinks a hot night is a good time to swing on the front porch glider. She's a cross between Marion the Librarian and the American Flag. And she rides a Roubaix Ruby (pink!) and bakes her own energy bars. Needless to say, she is innocent of the martini-powered world of the likes of Gary Diego and his ilk.

No, DeeGee, my girl won't be found at a Holiday Inn. We both wait for you to come to your senses.

BTW, she has a lovely sister for you who is equally winsome, ingenuous, and wholesome. We will pray for your change of heart and lifestyle. Meantime, she's sewing a sampler to hang above your computer...something about treasuring good posture.

Sorry DG........but the type of girl I'm looking forward to doesn't go for men in guyana shirts unbuttoned to the navel, male pouch thongs, gold nugget rings, or Jungle Savage aftershave.

My kind of girl bakes berry pies, wears white underwear, and comes from Nebraska. She smells like a spring breeze throught the aspin trees, and thinks a hot night is a good time to swing on the front porch glider. She's a cross between Marion the Librarian and the American Flag. And she rides a Roubaix Ruby (pink!) and bakes her own energy bars. Needless to say, she is innocent of the martini-powered world of the likes of Gary Diego and his ilk.

No, DeeGee, my girl won't be found at a Holiday Inn. We both wait for you to come to your senses.

BTW, she has a lovely sister for you who is equally winsome, ingenuous, and wholesome. We will pray for your change of heart and lifestyle. Meantime, she's sewing a sampler to hang above your computer...something about treasuring good posture.

GG,

Obviously you will never find such a lass at Gary Diego's show. The type of woman you describe flock to see PB under the cross as he works miracles with the lessons on the first day of the week. Sorry, Disco Gary, GrannyGear is the type of sensitive man who seeks guidance from a writer with depth and soul--- not guidance from a writer who just wants to leave a pile of ladies as cast offs after yet another night of prowling:p!

A question from another "Solo Arctic Wolf", is there anything to this "Global Warming" thing? The footing around here is getting awfully soft and treacherous and with alternative being the infamous "slippery slope" are solitary Actic Wolves an endangered species? (and the search goes on...and on... and on...)!

madli

BTW, she has a lovely sister for you who is equally winsome, ingenuous, and wholesome. We will pray for your change of heart and lifestyle.


Yes, I think I know her sister. Is this her???

I consider myself lucky. My wife told me that she had a nightmare -- we were on a ferry and her bike was sinking into the deep!

I overheard as a young kid My Grandmother telling my Aunts about her remarriage and the first few nights.
"The first Night you hold hands.
The second night you hold hands and give each a kiss.
But that third night, oh My.........
your just too tired to do anything!"


My aunts enjoyed it.

A valuable quote I read on here somewhere....

"THE LEGS FEED THE WOLF"

I have it on good authority that the best way to meet women with whom compatibility might occur is on a totally supported bike tour. I have been told that the women outnumber the men by some exponential number on a lot of those fully supported tours.. They want to tour but aren't going to head out on their own...so they opt for these supported tours with hot tubs and wine tastings in the evenings.

If true you could find out quicky if they are pedalheads, and if they can spell derailleur and talk intelligently about gear inches, three cross spoke patterns, and sit bone placement.

Anyway...that's what I've heard.

".........and then the wheels came off"

If true you could find out quicky if they are pedalheads, and if they can spell derailleur and talk intelligently about gear inches, three cross spoke patterns, and sit bone placement.

Anyway...that's what I've heard.



I can hear the conversation now.

"My dear, I love your Ischial Tuberosities."