General Cycling Discussion - Worst Excuses for Not Training

10. My alcoholism interferes with my training.

9. I haven't taken a day off in three weeks, so now I'm taking three weeks off.

8. My wife won't let me.

7. I'm saving wear and tear on my bike.

6. All my water bottles are dirty.

5. I forgot the combination to my lock.

4. Training interferes with racing.

3. I don't need to train any more. I'm trained.

2. I'm giving up my bike for an SUV...it's the American way.

1. I had to go to the polls to vote...Republican.

Originally posted by amerpie
3. I don't need to train any more. I'm trained.


Haha. That's a good one. ;)

Didnt i read that after a night of moderate drinking,it takes 2 days to get rid of it,riding it off i mean?

:) 11.My dog ate my bike.

How about:

This little seat makes my thingy feel all hurty:(

Originally posted by easyrider
How about:

This little seat makes my thingy feel all hurty:( :roflmao:

how about a "boil" in my butt:D :D :D , that will keep you off your bike:D

I actually have legitimate excuses (yeah right).

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled 13 days ago.:mad:

I'm too busy at work.:o

There are too many good shows on tv.:crash:

My New Year's Resolution was to ride more? I thought it was to ride less?:eek:

Now that winter is here my wife "assumes" I'll be riding less because of colder temperatures so she taped the "honey-do" list to my bike. :crash:

"I'm too lazy"

12. I'm too short.

13. I have nothing to wear.

14. I have to wash my hair.

1.I'm too tired
2. It's too hot outside
3. It's too cold outside
4. Ive already done 100 miles today

My pizza will get cold and my beer will get warm

There might be spiders down there. :eek:

1. My bike doesn't like me.

2. I'm scared of dogs chasing me on my bike.

3. I don't want my friends to see me wearing those tights.

4. No point training twice a day.

How's those for lame.

The tires need a little air.