Foo - do you have a secret crush on another BF'er?

Well, I hope not, because that would be weird.

wtf are you hitting on siu for?

I do not crush!

I destroy!

You mean there are female BF'ers?

Where?

Reading the ops post, makes me think. NERD ALERT!!!

wtf are you hitting on siu for?

Is this in response to a post that was deleted?

OK this thread is a trick right? Im not falling for this and even if i was there is only merton for me

at least she's a kona freak.


I do not crush!

I destroy!
:roflmao:

Is this in response to a post that was deleted?
I was kidding geeze! and no, I didn't notice a post.

nope, sowwee... no secret crush.. good girl over here, i know how to stay in line if I want to stay married:eek: :eek:

I have a crush on quite a few BFers. But I don't crush-n-tell

OK this thread is a trick right? Im not falling for this and even if i was there is only merton for me

Back off biatch...Merton is mine! I mean, like, I know what you see in him, he's so darned cute, in a dopey kinda way! He's the only man who has ever stirred these feelings in me...OMG maybe I am not the lesbian I've always claimed to be! Sorry Blondie, you don't be messin with Merton, sister, or me and you will have to slug it out in a fine bout of drunken mud wrasslin! :fight: :fight:

Yes.

i have a secret crush on AOEUIDHTNS
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argh.... my keyboard is going crazy :crash: one last try...
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okay, i give up on trying to profess my love for )(*&^%$#@! :cry:

Its kind of hard to have a crush when all the females are middle aged. Plus, having an online crush is stupid... and weird >.<

wtf are you hitting on siu for?

Sui doesn't live in Siberia!! Dumb*ss! :p But she does ride a Kona.:)

NoF3ar, not all the females here are "middle aged". And there are people on this forum who do get to meet each other in real life. Plus, nothing wrong with older women.

Hey! My keyboard's working again! Let's try again...
i want to run away with ;a'12,oqje.34puk
Argh. :fight: :crash: :fight: I give up. :cry: :cry:

just myself. i'm a pathological narcissist.

I could very easily develop one...but I ain't telling. Nope. Not telling.:p ;)

I do not lust for any BF members but I do lust for some of their bikes. ;)

Its kind of hard to have a crush when all the females are middle aged. Plus, having an online crush is stupid... and weird >.<


Man! Nof3ar you are making lots of friends among the ladies tonight I see.:p :eek: There are some younger women around BF too. But your description of middle aged is all relative. I'm 38, but most people think I'm around 30 - 32 initially. I feel ten years younger than my age that's for sure! Age is relative to how you feel, act and think.;)

And he says I'm 50. Wow. And why do you say that, nofear?

Man! Nof3ar you are making lots of friends among the ladies tonight I see.:p :eek: There are some younger women around BF too. But your description of middle aged is all relative. I'm 38, but most people think I'm around 30 - 32 initially. I feel ten years younger than my age that's for sure! Age is relative to how you feel, act and think.;)
See cycle from your avatar pic you look like mid 20s and you remind me of jesse james.

Furthermore, why do people take me serious when Im joking!! ackk

And he says I'm 50. Wow. And why do you say, that I'm a liar, nofear?

Huh? What? Who says your 50!? Are they outta their minds!!??

Huh? What? Who says your 50!? Are they outta their minds!!??
I was kidding with her. From her pic I thouht she was like mid 20s. When I called her on the phone she sounded like a milf. That's why I called her 50, just joking though. More like 40:D

See cycle from your avatar pic you look like mid 20s and you remind me of jesse james.

Furthermore, why do people take me serious when Im joking!! ackk

Well thanks...I think.:p This spring I got carded on my birthday in Boston. The girl behind the bar was like 22 and she said "My boss days I need I.D. from anyone who looks under 30." That made me feel good.:D Until I realized I left my wallet at the hotel! Doh!!:rolleyes:

I realize you joking about 85% of the time. But the rest of the time..I'm not sure. :p

I was kidding with her. From her pic I thouht she was like mid 20s. When I called her on the phone she sounded like a milf. That's why I called her 50, just joking though. More like 40:D


Milf is what you want to drink when your mouth is stuffed full of cookies.

Well thanks...I think.:p This spring I got carded on my birthday in Boston. The girl behind the bar was like 22 and she said "My boss days I need I.D. from anyone who looks under 30." That made me feel good.:D Until I realized I left my wallet at the hotel! Doh!!:rolleyes:

I realize you joking about 85% of the time. But the rest of the time..I'm not sure. :p
I'm always joking. I just like the illusion of being serious. :o


Milf is what you want to drink when your mouth is stuffed full of cookies.
Actually milfs usually have their mouths stuffed full of other things :)

Milf is what you want to drink when your mouth is stuffed full of cookies.
Wow. If that's not a come-on, I don't know what is...

Nofe3ar used the word "MILF"...... Let see what SBW's response is.... I'm curious. O.K. slight delay in posting...good one SBW!!

Nofe3ar used the word "MILF"...... Let see what SBW's response is.... I'm curious. O.K. slight delay in posting...good one SBW!!
She doesn't know what it is. I remember telling her, but she likes playing dumb :p

OK this thread is a trick right? Im not falling for this and even if i was there is only merton for me
Damn! Merton gets all the fine ladies! Why can't I be endearingly dopey like Merton instead of dead sexy in the same way Brad Pitt is dead sexy if he weighed 300 lbs?

And he says I'm 50. Wow. And why do you say, that I'm a liar, nofear?


YOUR...





SOOO....




OLD!!!!!













:D :p :D

She doesn't know what it is. I remember telling her, but she likes playing dumb :p
She knows now. I just PM'd her. Busted big time dude!

She knows now. I just PM'd her. Busted big time dude!
Dude, I already told her, multiple times.

Damn! Merton gets all the fine ladies! Why can't I be endearingly dopey like Merton instead of dead sexy in the same way Brad Pitt is dead sexy if he weighed 300 lbs?

Actually, If Brad Pitt weighed 300 lbs a lot of women would still find him sexy. As long as he carried his wallet with him!:p

She knows now. I just PM'd her. Busted big time dude!


Yeah he did! So nofear...that's what you think of me??? :eek: Is that why you want me to come see you?

sometimes i wonder about those two too. ^

Yeah he did! So nofear...that's what you think of me??? :eek: Is that why you want me to come see you?
Yea to ride with me. Just because you're a milf doesn't mean Im atrracted to you sis. Thats like kinda nasty. :eek:

sometimes i wonder about those two too. ^


YOU used to be my crush but you left me and never came back. ;)

That doesn't make sense. Except for you saying I'm nasty. That's messed up.



How did I end up with most of the posts in this thread? That's it for me, I'm leaving to go where you want me to be.

This all reminds me of a letter my brother sent me about an online girlfriend. Check this out:

She has smooth reddish-brown skin, long black hair, petite breats (our piccies revealed a lot), full hips, strong legs, and full-but-soft pubic hair. That enough detail for 'ya?

Wow, people are twisted! :D

Close this thread now, please.

What is this, myspace? Seriously, how exactly could someone develop a crush on someone through this forum? Maybe I'm stupid, but I just don't get it.

Yeah. This thread's getting kinda creepy.

YOU used to be my crush but you left me and never came back. ;)
?? :( sorry... i had heaps work (still do) and afk alot...

That doesn't make sense. Except for you saying I'm nasty. That's messed up.



How did I end up with most of the posts in this thread? That's it for me, I'm leaving to go where you want me to be.
What:eek: I want you to be on the trail with me. Thats what I meant. What were you thinking ?:eek:

Nobody from BF... you wouldn't know her anyway. I met her at Niagra Falls when I was on vacation and she doesn't hang out on this board. Seriously, guys. Don'cha believe me?

Is that some kind of LDS code for gettin' down and dirty w/a non-believer? supwiddat?

Who's hitting on me?

Not hitting on you, just hitting you.
You've been a bad girl and you need to be spanked. *SNAP!*