but i'll say it again--throw yer ipod at yer tv.:)

My iPod is the only thing that keeps me sane at work. I'll go down to bathing once a week before I give up my precioussssss......

then throw your tv at your car

I don't have a tv or a car, but I have 2 ipods. Should I throw them at each other? I think that might negatively affect the hard drive. What is the purpose of this?

I don't have a tv or a car, but I have 2 ipods. Should I throw them at each other? I think that might negatively affect the hard drive. What is the purpose of this?

I dunno, something about being a tree-hugging vegan hermit. While we're at it, we should throw the X-ray machines at the MRI machines, because no good can come from technology!

Hippies!
Throw a couple at each other and see if it knocks the smell of patchouli off of them.

What's a coupe?

What's a coupe?
Generally, a two-door car. As in:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!

Throw your brain at your soul.


Is this a religious thread or a political thread? I can't tell.

Generally, a two-door car. As in:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!
I told it to my dad, he said he first heard it in 1934. But it's still pretty funny and he laughed to hear it again.

Know any bike jokes?

Know any bike jokes?
I've got a pet newt... huge thing. He rides with me everywhere I go. He sits up in the front basket, and all the cars watch him go by. I call him "Tiny".
One day, somebody asked me why I called him "Tiny".... I said, its because he's my-newt

Why would anyone ask why you call your newt Tiny?
The worlds largest newt is only 12 cm long.
Seems pretty obvious.....

Good one damian. even if powers2be didn't get it.

Anybody got more?

Good one damian. even if powers2be didn't get it.

Anybody got more?

I think it loses some of its effect when it isn't spoken out loud...